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David Gest
David Gest sadly passed away today in London Hotel. I really liked him as a celebrity that didn't take himself or other celebrities seriously. He was really funny in the jungle, and Big Brother. Yes he was a bit weird, and had that crazy marriage to Liza Minnelli. In the jungle he would have all...- THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK
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- didn gest jungle marriage pulling
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Question Men watching reality TV.
As were at home this weekend and as a home game involves me leaving at 11am and not getting back till 6.30pm I have a kind of unwritten agreement with the Mrs that I wont go out with the lads for a few beers on a home weekend as its not fair to clear off all day then all night. However this...- DTS
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- beatles dts eating hatred jungle wives
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Breaking News Revelling In It - 22/7/09
Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘John Rambo’ Barrett Steve ‘living the dream’ Parmenter Dougie ‘YTS’ Freedman Sometimes it’s good to let your hair down (unless you’re Adam Barrett and can’t!) and the last few weeks we’ve had the opportunity to do two things which have certainly bonded...- pickledseal
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- alf alton bacon ban bra brough ched chop entered enthusiasm faul fixed grain ish jungle kee organisers pain qui ran reversed roles somewhere sprint supermarket towers town trapped two minutes wish
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Question A shrimper christmas carol
A SHRIMPER CHRISTMAS CAROL It was in the offices of Southend united after the Huddersfield match, Paul Brush-Cratchett and his son Tiny Tilly approached Uncle Ronald to ask about time off at Christmas. “Humbug” retorted Ronald I want you two and the team in training all over Christmas. Uncle...- DoDTS
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- concrete especially establishment fasto ghost hall hattrick icke ickets jungle pulled roots shirt spread sticking test tilly woken zombie
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I'm a celebrity to drop bushtucker challenge and just go with the titties
ITV show I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is to drop its team challenge rounds so that it can focus on lots of wet tits. Producers say from next year the show will be overhauled to bring together 12 medium to large breasted celebrities who will spend six weeks having bikini-clad showers...- Rusty Shackleford
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- innovative ish jungle overhauled relative rounds
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I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!
So, new series kicked off last night, Nicola McLean almost fell out of her t-shirt at the meet and greet before they went their seperate ways. The group was split into two teams reds and yellows - who became inhabitants of "home" and "away" camp respectively as a result of Joe Swash beating...- OldBlueLady
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- beds chief gays jungle qui ran sausage seperate shirt spock squeamish
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Friday 8th August...
LAUNCH NIGHT - FRIDAY 8TH AUGUST @ BAKERS BAR! FOR GUESTLIST E-MAIL club_bounce@hotmail.co.uk or PM me. GUESTLIST GIVES YOU CHEAP ENTRY BEFORE 11 AND ALL DRINKS ARE ONLY £2 ALL NIGHT!!!!! Remember the days when you could go out with your mates, have a laugh and not have to worry about some...- Shrimper_Apes
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- following funky hanks hip hotmail jungle measure mix support thrown
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Are you totally lost with lost?
In a nutshell, it started out ok but the last series is nearly at the end and I think its time to call it a day. All they seem to do is follow eachover into the jungle and backout again. I mean, If you could stay somewere on the Island why would you want to stay on the beach for ffs, especially...- Winkle
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- especially folk jungle
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Manakin Bird
This is quite funny apart from the daft cow prancing about the jungle. I am sure that i saw something like this on QI years ago?? Another interesting fact about this odd bird is that it is the only bird in the world that sings using its wings. Sometimes you can be just too talented...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- jungle qui sings wings
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Wrong Quiz Answers
QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...- Interpol Shrimper
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- ant army arrange bbc bible bra capital charlotte condition didn gandhi ish islamic jane jeffrey jewish jungle landings largest lbc liquid louis panda pause paxman rabbit religion shark ski sole sykes town wasn
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One to Start the Weekend (week 9)
As Dave's on holiday I've been made caretaker manager of his "One to Start the Weekend" slot. First thing I thought when browsing YouTube for some classic tunage was "how on earth does he pick just one song each week?", so as the cat's away I'm going to spoil you with "Three to Start the...- GrimmRobes
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- aztec bulk captured caretaker clifford detroit filling following hanks heaven industry ish ist ive joker jungle largely limb lose music nobody posted pulled qui rack releases remarkable resume roi spine tone urban wasn wouldn
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Best stories from the Armed Forces
Im sure that just about everyone on here knows or has known someone in the armed forces. Some of the stories I have heard have been been the most side splittingly funnest things I have ever heard. A mate of mine who I will write a book about one day tells some brillient ones. Heres my favorite...- Benfleet A1
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- degree didn heres issued jungle patrol rounds signals steel uns
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More Peter Butler
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2006/05/06/pasia06.xml&sSheet=/global/2006/07/14/property.html Although the Flexmans have had a very easy time of it, there are caveats. Peter Butler is a former West Bromwich Albion and West Ham footballer who became a coach in east...- Napster
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- bedroom cases chooses deaths developer foo jungle largely luxury malaysia partly political schools villas wes
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De Ja Vu or what?
Everything about yesterday screamed Oxford last season to me... A sh!t ground with a Main stand and excuses for stands, set in a concrete jungle of industrial parks and call centres, which can only be entered by driving through what seemed like 1000 roundabouts. The only pub around is a Pub...- EastStandBlue
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- ands atmosphere centres concrete entered foo industrial jungle oxford res
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1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die
Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...- hexagon_sun
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- 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
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Friday's very sill joke
Two snakes are slthering through the jungle, when one says. " Hey dad, remind me are we crushers or poisoners?" "We are crushers son, why do you ask?" "Cos I just bit my tongue"- canveyshrimper
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- cos jungle snakes
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Cocklecabanna
Hello everybody everybody everybody, he he hello everybody de de der der deeer der........... Well the last thread started all so well, and then as usaul it was kidnapped by the lefty, right wing gangs. Well I am a new achanged cockels and I hang directly down the middle! Still in the...- one flew over the cockles nest
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- gods jungle lefty vines
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Im a celebrity
Vic Reeves has joined the jungle crew for those like myself who like to watch this but pretend we dont approve of it.- The Artful Shrimper
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- approve joi jungle reeves
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Favourite start to a film...
Whats you favourite start to a film. VS reminded me of 'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails which was used at the start of 'Se7en' along with clips of the nutter piecing together his scr*pbook... Anyway, after watching 'Apocalypse Now:Redux' for the first time in YEARS, I now...- palexander
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- blades inch jungle nails sheen
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Groundhog Day
My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine's. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...- Napster
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