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  1. Does PS rate Sawyer or not ?

    So just what is the real reason PS won't play Sawyer ? Last night he brings on Mohsni with full knowledge that he isn't in either the correct mental or physical condition to play but leaves Sawyer out of the starting 11 again. Interesting how we get statements about Mohsni's issues but the...
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. palexander

    Juicy story??

    chris phillips tweeted that he is just finishing off the juiciest story he has written about Southend in some time. Sounds ominous.. Apparently giving a clue later tonight and I assume story will be out tomorrow? Anyone in the know?
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    • Replies: 246
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. duncan bulgaria

    Kris Akabusi Stories

    How do you like my bit of spare time writing ....i wish !! Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. toellandback

    Friday jokes

    I see MFI are on the brink of collapse.. Very much like the wardrobes I bought from them. --- What do you call lesbians in a field full of dildos? Squatters. --- My father in law handed me a note on my wedding day saying, "Goods delivered are non-returnable." I handed it back and said...

  5. the insanity of football !!

    3 months into the season and nothing in this game shocks me anymore,chairman demand instant success whilst managers recieve fat pay offs and get another job elsewhere and of course another juicy pay day. dowie at rangers had 15 games and gets the tick tack,yet dowie who gets sacked at every...
  6. Harold Bishop Killer

    Midweek Funnies

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can see that...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. South Bank Hank

    Jury Service advice

    Some advice needed from my fellow Zoners... I was out with my old man last night, and he tells me he's been called up for jury service. He's a bit concerned because he works as a contractor, and he's pretty certain the service is going to cost him a lot of money. I know nothing about jury...

  8. Lost on Sunday

    If anyone saw it, can they send me a PM with what happened in the last 10 mins or so as my Sky+ neglected to tape it and we all know the end it where the juicy stuff happens, thanks.

  9. Whats going on with the Gypsy King -

    is it the case that - a/ Freddy is recovering from a bad back brought on by the strain of carrying the whole Southend attack for the season - b/ Freddy has been sold to another club and his new paymasters and his agent don't want him putting the move at risk by playing, and possibley getting...
  10. KrustyTheKray

    Jury Service

    Not been called up myself, but a guy at work has just done two weeks of it and been bored silly! Think he had a case that lasted a day, then it got thrown out. Other than that all it was all waiting around doing nothing. By all accounts a total waste of two weeks. If i done it, i'd...
  11. C C Csiders

    Your favourite Shrimperzoners

    A direct quote from A Billy Bragg discussion website, below. It seems that Wiggy and Tweedy have turned their attention to upsetting Billy : "So it's not that we want "juicy details" about Bill's spats with Wiggy or Tweedy, it's that we want something more personal...

  12. Tilly MOTM?

    Although it's likely to result in a loss of form I think Tilly could be in with a shout for 'Manager of the Month' for February. We don't have a 100% record but to remain undefeated - considering this month's opponents - is quite a feat. In addition to this - a juicy...
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    • achievements defeated juicy qui tilly undefeated
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. Arsenal vs Manc U

    OK, this may end up being moved to the All Leagues forum, but I'd say this is the sort of thing that gets discussed in a real life pub - so here it is (for now at least). I'm no great fan of the Premiersh*te, it is largely over-hyped and a lot of the games are of no real interest to the...
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    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Friday Funny

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can...
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    • bacon bullets desert ghost gif html http icons juicy oasis shrimperzone similar
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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