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Charlotte the Japanese Monkey
Is it really disrespectful to call a monkey Charlotte? It was supposed to be a nice gesture but many English people have complained about it. Has the world gone crazy? Do you really care? Would William or Kate be insulted? Long live Charlotte the monkey! (and the princess)...- SamuraiBlue
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- charlotte disrespectful ful http japanese rate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Malt whisky/whiskey
Can anyone suggest a decent one without getting out a bank loan and bare in mind I'm a beginner ! Looking at Bowmans and Monkey Shoulder but others assure me that I can't go too wrong sticking to Glenfiddich. Also, has anyone tried the Japanese market as I've heard mixed reviews?- Shrimpers are Magic
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- japanese malt sticking whiskey whisky
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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You have Two Cows.
TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga} SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you...- Cricko
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- ant belong cows democracy hay ish japanese packing publicly shareholder shoots
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Honoring players through Haiku
No doubt this has been done to death before, but I thought it was about time that we banded together to honor our players (past and present) through the traditional medium of the Japanese Haiku. What could be more appropriate than a rigidly structured word image all the way from feudal Japan...- Greebosan
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- haiku honoring japanese shrimpers wild
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Japan - proper f'd up
There's some ferking odd people in Japan is has to be said. Anyone fancy a bit of worming Wrong, wrong, wrong and very wrong.- MK Shrimper
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- http ish japanese rate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A Cow based Economics Lesson.
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2...- Cricko
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- ant belong cows democracy economics economy exemption ish japanese publicly ron martin shareholder shoots throws twenty
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ex Japanese World Cup player dies aged just 34
Poor bloke, absolutely no age at all http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/04082011/58/world-football-former-japan-defender-matsuda-dies-34.html- OldBlueLady
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- cup football japanese rate
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Richard Littlejohn
Flicking through the paper at work today and i came across this. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1368594/Japanese-earthquake-tsunami-My-wifes-PoW-grandad-wouldnt-mark-minutes-silence.html What a ****. The bloke just speaks out of his arse- Calvin Candie
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- earthquake japanese pope's catholic tsunami
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Australian Prime Minister does it again!!
The Lady Australian Prime Minister decided to open up a hornets nest.I actually think she makes some fair points. "It took a lot of courage for this woman to speak what she had to say for the world to hear. The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least she was willing to take a stand...- Cricko
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- harmony immigrants islamic japanese minister political prime russian schools struggles terror terrorist walls wish
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- Forum: The Politics Forum
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Ref Watch ...... Northampton
After the promised decent performance from Mr Phillips on Tuesday, Saturday brings another official we should have no problems with. We have Russell Booth from Nottingham making his second visit to the Hall, although he has done 4 away matches. His only other home match was last season's...- Mick
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Sign her up!
17yo Japanese girl excels at Monkey Tennis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqBvNYnAXBw&feature=player_embedded#!- MrB
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- ennis japanese monkey tennis rate
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Match Of The Day titles!
You know where it gives the abbreviation of the score, well, make it up (OK use a 4 for an A etc) but then give the explaination of the resulting word. e.g. Honduras 0 Chile 1 would be HON01CHI Honoichi is a Japanese soup with shrimps and noodles.- RobM
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- japanese soup
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- Forum: The World Cup Forum
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Don't Make A Whipping Boy Of Green
Even as I type these words, I can hear the scraping of a thousand knives being hastily sharpened in the offices of England’s national newspapers. By the time I’ve hit ‘send’ on my email, be assured that this country’s sports editors will have plunged them all into Rob Green’s back. Football can...- Slipperduke
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- cruel dimi fro gest hazard japanese knives mistakes outfield respected sharpe
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- Forum: The World Cup Forum
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First post....for a year!
Just checked out my stats and realised that I haven't made a post for a whole year! I guess this partly comes from the fact that I live in Japan and haven't seen Southend play for what seems like forever. Think I last watched a game over Christmas/New Year 2006/7. Can't have been very good as I...- SamuraiBlue
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- ched enjoyed homeless japanese pain partly ripper stripper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Gave me a liitle chortle!
I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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2 True Stories!
STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...- ldnfatso
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ricey Reports: F1 Pre Season News. 1/12/08
Credit Crunch Hits Hockenheim. Hockenheim could join a host of Formula 1 casualties just two months shortly after the Canadian Grand Prix was slashed off the list due to them not being able to pay the commerical rights. The French grand prix has also been removed off the list due to have the...- Ricey
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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My Roar blog - part 2
At the start of the A-League season I posted a blog about my experiences as a newly emigrated ‘Pom’ supporting the Queensland Roar. General commitments relating to settling into the country (getting a new job, buying a car, finding somewhere to live) has meant I haven’t made it a regular thing...- Ron Manager
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Easy guide to World Politics and Economics
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have...- Hotman
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- ant belong cows democracy disease economics economy exemption ish japanese publicly russian shareholder shoots throws twenty
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Arsenal Lose, Four-All
Arsene Wenger stared down his inquisitor, apparently caught between contempt and fury. A 4-4 draw at home to Tottenham, under any circumstances, is a poor result, but to be asked where he thought he, "lost the game," seemed to be pushing it a little. "We did not lose," he said slowly. "I must...- Slipperduke
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- bentley ched conversation emmanuel huddlestone hut itself japanese ley lose matched mistakes moody officers persie reaching screaming stated support twelve wouldn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum