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  1. Sex with the neighbour.

    As most of the more clued up zoners know i live in French France and as such have a french e-mail address and get a fair few spam mails about a lot of different things but as i live in France they are all in French but over the last week ive been getting up to 30 mails a day telling me my...
  2. Winkle

    Spare Ticket.

    Looking for a spare Adult Ticket for todays game, please inbox me If you have one, Thanks!
  3. Yorkshire Blue

    Question Inbox bingo

    I've just had a blitz on the number of e-mails in my inbox at work, but it's Friday afternoon and I now can't face filing away any more today. So I'll instead while away the time by asking how many e-mails have 'Zoners got in their inbox? I'll open the bidding with 2,159 in the inbox for my...
  4. Hotman

    Anyone registered on wikipedia?

    inbox me, cheers x
  5. Email just been sent around the whole of my uni!

    So got back from lunch to find this email in my "general rubbish inbox"... So go back into my inbox and find the actual message... ****ing LOL!!!!! hahaha, around the whole uni on our official uni email list!!
  6. If anyone is interested - PLEASE READ

    Hi all. You might remember a few months ago I talked on here about Stockport County and had a general moan. Things still aren't going to plan and we're staring the Conference in the face; we as a club need all the publicity we can get because we need a huge cash injection to start again with...
  7. MrB

    News About Your Ticket!

    Third week in row I've had the email pop up in my inbox on Thursday morning, you open the website hoping for that amazing news, last two weeks were both tenners but this week I hit the motherload. Yep, 4 numbers!! What bounty did that bring I hear you ask? Well, I'm now richer to the tune of...
  8. pickledseal

    New Gmail feature....

    http://mail.google.com/mail/help/priority-inbox.html Looks very cool, and could save a lot of time and hassle. Interesting to see how it will affect advertisers' emails....
  9. How do I get out of a "team building" workshop?

    Now in my inbox at work I've just been sent an invite to a team building workshop to be held at a hotel in Coventry (oh, the glamour), starting at 5pm and overnightting until the next day. Now I'd rather jam knitting needles into my eyes than have to be chummy with some of the ****wits I have...
  10. southend4ever

    Virus!?

    Important message from the forum administration! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear, Vange Shrimper;Firestorm;southend4ever;canada shrimper;gazza!A virus alert was noticed on your computer. We highly recommend you to check your computer and...
  11. OldBlueLady

    Unbelievable

    You've probably all seen this being as my computer friends and I live in the dark ages, but for those that haven't, look on top of the bridge then scroll down.... It's unbelievable How can anyone drink JD and coke with no ice?!
  12. OldBlueLady

    Senior Moments....

    Apologies if this has been posted before, I know my computer is light years behind a lot of yours in receiving stuff, but I thought this was quite amusing
  13. OldBlueLady

    Update on Cinderella

    I hope you like this, and it's not too ancient a one! Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon...
  14. OldBlueLady

    Does this only appeal to ladies' sense of humour?

    This landed in my email inbox this morning and all the ladies I've shown it to have found it really very funny, so does it have the same effect on men or is the whole subject area such a taboo one that it's beyond you? The Facecloth I was due for a routine cervical smear with the Doctor...
  15. Davros

    Cheating Physio

    This made me laugh... (despite the fact it says maxim, this is actually a football video, and not a 1-0 attempt) http://www.maximmag.co.uk/inbox/videoclips/10266/funny_video.html
  16. Uncle Leo

    The fbm report - Leeds

    Now up on the front page This arrived in my PM inbox at silly o'clock, so thanks very much to fbm for your efforts. Enjoy!
  17. Mr. Benedict

    Blue Idol?!?

    Not sure if someone's mentioned this already seeing that I was offline all last week, however this just dropped into my email inbox: Could give us a laugh in the cold winter saturdays!
  18. pickledseal

    SUFC on tour in Ethiopia - an update!

    Evening guys, Really sorry but internet is slow out here - its running REALLY fast this evening and it has still taken nearly 20 mins to get on and then fianlly logon! Still having an amazing time out here - although suffered a bout of gastric-flue which was not so nice (always bad when you...
  19. David Lee

    Right I know David Lee as he is from my way, nice fella anyway I always wind him up about leaving southend.. than on myspace I saw a chance 2 ask him the question I always wanted 2.... the message starts from the bottom! how did i know that was coming when i see it was from...
  20. Our Bottle

    I live in Leigh but work in Chelmsford so not surprisingly no one really shares my passion for the blues at work. Over the past couple of weeks I have been getting a lot of stick about us ‘bottling it’ at the last minute with home defeats from the Gills and Donny. My boss was convinced we...
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