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  1. Things you have inadvertently broken at work

    I just opened the main door to the office and the handle came off in my hand :smile: Fortunately it's a double door so I could still get in. Before Christmas, I pressed Ground Floor on the lift, doors closed, lift didn't move, doors opened and displayed an Lift Buggered message - which took...
  2. Slipperduke

    Bafana Bafana Stand Proud

    South Africa 1-1 Mexico SOUTH AFRICA STAND TALL IN FRONT OF THE WORLD They called them the weakest hosts in the history of the World Cup. They said that they would be outclassed, that they would never progress from the group stage. They were wrong. After months of training camps and practice...
  3. Zone Update RM's Blog Part IV

    Originally Posted by Cricko Good grief....I am not going to answer this thread by Ian..but now it seems I am..but then again I may change my mind at a later date..but alas it is to late now unless the change mind Fairy decends upon me....I can but only live in hope.. End by Cricko...
  4. pringlejon

    Any boiler people/clever people

    My house is cold. Electrician/Plumber/Corgi people are expensive. All thermostat's are pointing to 22 degrees. Yet house temperature was 16 degrees, so we look at the boiler and come to the conclusion that the radiator thermostat is too low to be able to heat the house. However, this knob has...
  5. Ron Manager

    Legal to pee in Nottingham

    An absolute classic from bbc.co.uk - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/7798194.stm City hit by 'legal to pee' prank People should ignore signs telling them that it is legal to urinate in certain public places in Nottingham, the city council said. The signs, which were...
  6. Slipperduke

    Nervous Gunners Slip Through

    Cesc Fabregas is the youngest Arsenal captain since Tony Adams and, appropriately enough, the new era began much like the old one. The Gunners were tentative and unsure of themselves, but recovered their composure to sneak a victory. One nil to the Arsenal? Meet the new boss, same as the old...
  7. Slipperduke

    Managing Newcastle Isn't A Game

    There is a computer game in existence that, I’m afraid to admit, has cost me around 15 years of my life. It’s called Football Manager and I’ve owned every incarnation of it since 1993. It’s a wonderful way to waste time, it really is. You pick your club, assemble your players, choose a formation...
  8. Lee Bradbury : Press Release

    I can't reveal my sources but the following press release has just been brought to my attention: "The ShrimperZone community may have collectively over that last few months inadvertently given the impression that we felt Mr Lee Bradbury to be too old, too slow and generally not good enough to...
  9. Battrick Match 9

    Looks like today's game will decide who finishes 2nd. I inadvertently GFI'd last week, when I meant to PAN, so I've got nothing to lose in GFI'ing again today, as next week's game is a cert TIE. He's got avery good bowling side but relies heavily on 2 bats. If I can get them out early then I'll...
  10. HELP!!!!!

    OK, I work in a small office and have recently had broadband installed. I've opened internet explorer a lot today and generally surfed the net and all was fine, however, the last time I opened internet explorer a site which is not my standard default webpage opened and loads of popups also...
  11. Napster

    Last night

    Managed to get on a table with Corbett, Hunt and Wozza. The fans were myself, Barry H, Terryinthewest, Robin Michels and someone whose name escapes me in my hungover state. First off, Gower spills Barry's beer. Oooh you wide midfielder. Anyway, the food was OK, the comedian hilarious...
  12. Napster

    Alan Smith

    Alan Smith has apologised for throwing a plastic bottle into the crowd during Leeds' Carling Cup defeat to Manchester United, revealing he knows the woman he hit...Smith, believing a Manchester United player was the target, proceeded to pick it up and hurl it back into a section of Leeds...
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