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  1. Question Is Sturrock important or impotent?

    Is Sturrock really a 'must have' ingredient to get us promotion or is he aiming to do well but merely firing blanks? I am incapable of understanding many of the decisions the man makes. Not just tactics but personnel and the use of personnel. Last year he brought in Sampson and persisted with...
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    • Replies: 53
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Your Jokes, Strictly for the Pub only.

    A Boy walks into his parents bedroom and see's his dad having sex with his mum. ''What are you doing ?'' ''Making you a brother or sister!'' His dad replies. ''Do her doggy style, I want a puppy.'' Joe is on his last day at work as a postman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary...
  3. Slipperduke

    The Song Remains The Same

    There is a feeling among the journalists who cover Arsenal regularly that, in the event of a calamitous keyboard malfunction, they could probably file their latest match report using a hastily-assembled hybrid of old ones. A quick rummage through 'My Documents', they claim, would deliver all the...
    • Slipperduke
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    • anonymous cos deed emmanuel enjoyed entertaining especially exquisite foo football huh impotent jury lying persie physical racks san stopped suppor tacking topping tracks versions
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. Slipperduke

    Quaresma

    While England’s footballers sulk in their sun-loungers, the rest of the continent will be contesting the 2008 European Championships. Iain Macintosh, who still won’t allow the word ‘McClaren’ to be uttered in his home, runs the rule over some of the potential stars of the summer. This week, it’s...
  5. Slipperduke

    Boring, boring Chelsea

    Thanks to Chelsea, I’m in a lot of trouble right now. You see, when I cover an away game from the television, I usually take the opportunity to invite a few people over, let them raid my beer fridge and then sit nearest the television with a notepad while they chatter around me. It was only...
    • Slipperduke
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    • cas castro conversation cup ead emotion entries exactly flowing goalless hanks impotent league liverpool qui rubbish russian ski sneak spiders threatened wallet
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  6. Why have things gone wrong?

    1. Missing Sodje and Prior With one of these two in we clean up everything in the air. They are strong, experienced defenders who organise our defence and make us a much more physical side. They protect a vulnerable Flahavan. The statistics pretty much say it all. Sodje played 11 games (plus...
    • Hong Kong Blue
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    • cas competitive dominance ead eastwood fallen fur hall hasn impotent itself ive league lose pace physical pres prestigous quicker rate roots spencer prior stamina suppor support tacking vulnerable
    • Replies: 43
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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