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  1. The General

    Reserves draw 0-0.

    The updates came via me, if anyone was wondering. Same old faces watching the game and like i said to BB at half time, i really hope Tilly is going to be dipping into the loan market. Shorty had nowt to do. Cant really remember a save that he had to make. They hit the post with their only real...
  2. Interpol Shrimper

    Not recommended by The AA

    Stupid Yanks! :p
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Stiff's Tonight v Ipswich: Match Report

    An excellent evening's entertainment watched by a crowd of 415 at Portman Road. The 5-4 defeat didn't of course really matter and it would have been nice to have come away with a point which after good spells in the middle bits of both halves we probably deserved. Oddly despite conceding 5 the...
  4. Andy_S

    Todays game

    Not been back long and I thought I'd post some snippets about today. Whoever decided we should go and play that team of thugs managed by that crook should not decide who we play next pre season. It was a complete waste of a friendly. Not many positives to come out of today it has to be...
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  5. DTS

    Blue Dreams - By Dave Baker aged 13.

    As discussed by the clique at SZ beer club last night. My English poem written 15 years ago - I thank you. I had an awful dream last night, I dreamed that Jason Cooke was ****e, I dreampt Brett Angell played no more, And that Andy Sussex couldn score, And thet Murphy just wouldnt pick Keith...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Three most disliked players from your times supporting blues and why.

    In no real order. 1) Nathan Jones - Half Man Half Rodent Judas, Who told everyone how much he loved the club after winning player of the season only to clear of at the first sniff of a bit more cash. 2) Martyn Booty - Total clogger of a player who's only ball was an aimless put upfield into...
  7. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    A bright new day dawns in Suffolk

    There is not a breath in the air, all is still as the sun starts its journey up into an expectant crystal clear blue sky only streaked with early plane trails off to foriegn lands (and Cole Ewe). An early morning frost is quickly burnt away - the chill dawn will soon warm up, and the first...
  8. fbm

    New signings

    Up until very recently, we have all been chomping at the bit at any player who happens to be anywhere near being mentioned as available to a Championship side. Some moaning as to why we haven't signed anyone yet, some reckoning the abilities of an unpronounceable player never heard of...
  9. Firestorm

    UK bands best per country

    England -The Clash Wales - The Alarm NI - Stiff little Fingers or The Undertones (I really can't make my mind up on this one) Scotland - Simple Minds
  10. fbm

    From tonights Echo

    Back page headline... Brushy says that Mccormack is one of 2 or 3 players we are looking to bring in on loan. We need to move quickly because the deadline day for loan signings is next Thursday. Good news that Bradbury played 55 minutes against Norwich and scored twice. He was stiff afterwards...
  11. Bielzibubz

    Sounds of the Seventies

    Was just flicking through the channels and came across this....Chic on TOTP, 1979 I don't know about you lot but I don't remember looking a complete tw&t like the kids do in the audience Oh wait.....tank tops, flares, collars on shirts that nearly got you airborne in a stiff...

  12. Sodje

    Saw Sodje arrive at the club this morning, and a few of us noticed that he appeared to be limping slightly. Hope it's nothing serious and just a bit of stiffness cos we need him Saturday. I thought he was fantastic last night. Worked hard and really attacked the ball. Considering his age...
  13. * ORM *

    Reserves Match Report - SUFC 3 LTFC 1

    Was it the unseasonally warm weather or was it the fact that I'd only recently found out that STHs get into reserves games for nothing ? It matters not. The important thing is that after 33 years of patiently and quietly watching the best team in the world I finally broke my duck to watch my...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. DTS

    Coley

    It strikes me that Coley is very much a confidence player. I really can't see him getting a sniff of the first team at the moment. JCR and G-Man look to have the wing spots sown up and if not we have Bradders and Lawson who seem to be further up the pecking order. It would make sense to...
  15. Smudger

    Biggest Bunny Boiler

    A few years back my mate came back to find his ex-girlfriend in his flat wearing his clothes and sitting on his sofa saying she'd decided to move back in. This was three months after they had split up and in the intervening time she had bombarded him with a mixture of abusive texts and...
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  16. Jonny_Stokes

    Orient

    Well, you've got one on the main board. *sniff*
  17. Stats

    SZFC Big Brother Special

    SZFC Big Brother Special Line Up ORM Shags Leeboy Leopard Kev (The General) Toddy Stats Andee (Bob Cratchitt) Mr B Carter (Carter True Blue) Napster Barris Einstein Dangle (Shrimpersarmy) WK 1: All housemates get on reasonably well however by the end of the week Kev's general mincing...
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  18. Interpol Shrimper

    Season-long Loan Deals

    I think these could be our saviour next season if we were able to get two or three decent Premier/SPL youngsters in on loan. Shopping list would include: - Giuseppe Rossi or Artur Lupoli (but I guess this is old ground that's already been covered) Zak Whitbread from Liverpool (been on loan...

  19. Being dragged away at this point of the season

    Unfortunately my holiday to Florida is calling, infact just about to hit theroad as it were. So whilst I enjoy my sunny little trip to see Mickey Mouse and the Gang what do I hope will happen during my trip abroad. Well 6 points against Blackpool and Gillingham. I will be joining all those in...

  20. Left back "problem" solved?

    Watching Sodje warm up today I thought why the hell do we need another centre back?  It soon became apparent.   Absolutely awesome performance from Sodje - dominated in the air, didn't give Oldham a sniff and should have scored to cap it off (it was a sitter - free header 4 yards out and he hit...
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