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  1. BLUEBLOOD

    Prediction League News Points for December

    With a thousand apologies to Mr Benedict (as he is responsible for picking the matches we predict on, and updating tables) I was itching to find out who the December winner was, as i thought that it was a poor month for everyone and i may have had a sniff of glory (no rude jokes here please) so...

  2. Best And Worst Sidekick

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  3. Shrimp Toothbrush: An Irish Shrimper choon!

    As it's Anthony's birthday today I've decided to spin a track from a band from the Emerald Isle - not Ash, or Stiff Little Fingers but the sadly underrated A House with Endless Art. Happy birthday fella!

  4. Question Battle Of The Horror Films Rd 12

    This battle is the an interesting tiff between the 1970's psychological horror of Kubrick's The Shining (Mr B) vs a 21st century bit of torture "porn" in the shape of Hostel (SUFCLiam). I know which way my vote is going but don't let my exquisite taste sway your decision!
  5. Magnum PI

    Ex-Shrimpers League Goalscorers: # Week 4

    Case solved extremely quickly and back to business in the UK, in what can only be described as a spartan weekend for the non-league shrimpers.. not a sniff of a league goal.. As already mentioned only Kightly, Hooper and Paynter managed goals.. and all now occupy the top 3 places Week 3...
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    • continued eastwood ford freddy eastwood iff invicta league occupy spartan torquay town
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  6. yogi bear up the cagire

    Where's the Bottle?

    How can the weather change that quickly?.........black clouds .....all I can see is black clouds. There was a bit of sunshine on Saturday afternoon but now it's just black , black, black. I don't know if Steve is a drinking man but I could well understand if he has taken to the...
  7. C C Csiders

    Jobs

    In searching for a job for when my redundancy hits on 31 July I am please to say that I have found the job for me on the Total Jobs Essex website. It is the 11th job down on this page and is at Felsted School. Others on here may also be interested. I suspect I shall find stiff competition from...
  8. sufcintheprem

    Ankle sprains

    Basically sprained it about four weeks back and was wondering if it should still be a bit stiff. At the time, i felt as though I may have sprained it in two places both on the side of the ankle and the top of the foot. The lateral movement seems to be fine apart from the very occasinonal...
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    I was there ....

    Following on from Exiled Shrimpers revelation about witnessing the Ravi-inspired Essex win at Grace Road yesterday, use this thread to tell us about your "i was there" sporting moment Unfortunately most of my "i was there" moments would centre around SUFC so shouldn't really be mentioned on...
  10. BLUEBLOOD

    Poster who you would most like to smack in the mouth !!

    Following on from ESB and SUFC Forever having a little tiff today, and a lot of pent up tension flying about the board recently .. who would you like to take your anger and aggression out on ?? and more importantly, why ?? :punch: :punch: :punch: :punch: :doh: :dizzy: :chill: :peace:
  11. Sean 2

    To all those doubters....

    WAKE UP. Southend have WON 4 of our 5 last away games.Dungcaster should be thanking us for giving them a sniff of the autos the other week,for tucking up Carlisle on thier own patch.STILL they managed to bottle it. Only the sheep,sheep,sheep shaggers have scored more goals than us away...
  12. callan

    Dogs or Cats...you decide.

    Personally I prefer dogs and here are the reasons why. Their loyal...a cat will bugger off. Ever seen guide cats for the blind? Cats cant sniff for drugs / bombs and in there spare time dont sniff each others butts. Can a cat herd sheep? A dog could scare off a burglar?, can a cat do this...
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    • bombs bra brandy cup fags hong iff kong trapped
    • Replies: 80
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Interpol Shrimper

    Official SZ Match Report - Huddersfield Town

    I think Matt & James are otherwise detained today, so I am just going to post my report as a thread on here (instead of it being uploaded to the main page - for the time being!)
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • anonymous army assistants atmosphere barnard brough caused ched claimed cleverly collected concede didn disrupted dominance eager encounter entered essex floodlights flowing foo fusion gran halves headed iff intent ish ive jury league league one mark gower mix occasions pike probable pulled recover restored rolling sci suppor town voice wasn worthing
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. BaileytheQuitter

    Feed back please.

    Hi all. I play for my local football team- Hadleigh Athletic, and have been writing match reports after the games. Ive always had a liking for writing, especially football reports. Just wondered if anyone would mind reading one of my reports and telling me if they think its any good. Its a bit...
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    • Thread
    • attempted ched claimed continued deed especially fleet foo hitman iff ive joi league lose matched pace physical poorly proving rushing slick superb twenty undone watkins
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. South Bucks Shrimper

    On a serious note

    Did you see this in yesterday's Echo? http://www.echo-news.co.uk/display.var.1981574.0.tesco_worker_dies_of_meningitis.php Please all look out for the symptoms of Meningitis. Ken was my brother-in-law. I was aware of the symptoms of meningitis and thought that the main characteristics were...

  16. on a lighter note

    http://www.football.virginmedia.com/page/futureshows/0,,12555~1079001,00.html Also Scannell was in the directors box yesterday. Looked scared stiff :eek:
  17. Blues Ladies

    Dogs On Death Row (PLEASE HELP)

    Right im being 100% serious here Dogs need re-homing asap hopefully before christmas, if they are not, they are getting destroyed, now, I really want all these dogs to live to see the new year in a happy and loving new home, if I could give a home to every single one of these abandoned and...
  18. Spikey Shrimper

    Spikeys View and Ratings

    Carson - 4 - Nightmare for the first goal. Looked shaky all night but did one quality save in the second half. It will take him a long time to get over this. Peter Bonnetti? Richards - 5 - This guy is quality. However, didn't have his best game last night. Who did though? Campbell & the...
  19. wiggy

    Wiggy's ratings!

    Collis 4 rooted to his line on all occasions, no confidence and can't believe goalkeeping coach Lee Turner hasn't concentrated in this area as he is definately worse than Flavs around the 6 yard box Hunt 5 caught out a couple of times and now time for Francis to come in Hammel 7 good delivery...
  20. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Roll Call for Layer Road

    2.00 pm on Tuesday, our stiff's take on theirs. Our last ever visit to Layer Road as their new lego stadium will be ready for next season Worth an afternoon off I reckon. Would be good to get a few of us going so they have to open up the away end! Anyone up for it?
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