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  1. CC51DAS

    A Bit of Fun April fools day

    Traditionally today is a day when we poke fun at our ailing neighbours up the A12. However, I have heard some news that shows what a caring club they really are. Their Chairman, Robbie Cowling, has apparently offered to donate a large section of their little used car park for use as a...
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    • blues caused english football english soccer essex essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division honourable league league two neighbours npower football league real football refugee roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Benfleet A1

    Shrimperzone's Honourable Gentlemen

    Just a bit of fun, it's election time and Shrimperzone has evolved into a national and global beast. The decision has been taken to field a candidate to fight every seat in the country and the opinion polls suggest a landslide for us. We have no elected leader but in anticipation that we will be...
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    • barnablue beast candidate chief cyril following gentlemen headed honourable jobs mad cyril minister pensions prime shrimperzone
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Question Do you ever post on other clubs forums?

    It seems that whenever we lose a game, a couple of fans from the opposing clubs turn up on here afterwards but with a few honourable exceptions we don't get any of them coming on here after we've won. So I was wondering whether anyone on here ever posts on other clubs forums? If you post...
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    • afterwards blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division honourable ish league two lose npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Memory Lane How the Hell Did We Win That? (League Games Only)

    Couldn't sleep last night and my mind started drifting back. I started thinking about Southend performances that just shouldn't have happened. Who else has not gone to a game knowing full well there is absolutely no chance of us getting a result, then heard the score and found out we have defied...
    • Norwichshrimper
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    • blues candidate division 3 english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division honourable league two npower football league rate real football roots hall rubbish shrimpers soccer somewhere southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football voice
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. No Guard of Honour Disappoints Steve Evans

    http://www.crawleytownfc.com/newsdetails.php?ID=1952 For a guard of honour, I'm fairly sure you have to be honourable, Steve. Now, Martin Allen's a bellend but Steve Evans usurps him in the Bellend Stakes.
  6. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 5

    A lack of shocks (despite our lads very best efforts to provide one) meant points galore this week, with an unprecedented 13 of us getting 6/6 to earn a bonus. Pride of place goes to everyones favourite punchbag ldnfatso with something like the 3rd highest PL score ever, honourable mentions to...
  7. brigadista

    FAO all Ron Martin believers, apologists, apathists: why I shall be voting option 5..

    Posters on this forum such as mcnasty & pboreham have questioned what a protest against ron will achieve & questioned the commitment of those participating, whilst also taking enjoyment from lampooning poor jack in the process. I don't claim to have the right...
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    • Replies: 298
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Stats

    Oddly Named Pubs

    Can anyone offer anything better than; ''The Dying Gladiator'' Seen in Brigg, North Lincolnshire. Also honourable mention for ''Dog & Rat'' in Broughton, North Lincolnshire.
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Tangled up in Blue

    The trouble with right wingers is....

    ....they lack a sense of humour(with the honourable exception of Kenneth Clarke).:) Please complete the sentence stem with your own thoughts.:soapbox:

  10. Terry Scores...

    Football fans are historically fickle and it doesn’t take an awful lot for them to turn on you, but when a judge is calling your character into question, you know that something just might be wrong… Commendable as it might be to step onto the pitch on the same day your personal life begins to...
  11. Hotman

    Fans Consortium

    Surely there are 66 fans who could find £10k in return for board level representation of both SEL and SUFC, and appropriate shareholdings? Will prevent relegation (through points deduction), allow for a bit more transparancy, and will be the honourable thing to do.
  12. * ORM *

    Geoff King MUST go and GO SOON !!!!

    Shamelessly taken this description from another thread posted by Napster "Geoffrey King is a member of the Chartered Institute of Secretaries and Administrators, a member of the Institute of Management and a Fellow of the Faculty of Builders. Prior to his involvement with Southend United he...
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    • chief description honourable implementation naps posted relations representative shareholder shirt sticking
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Slipperduke

    I'd Have Booed Beckham

    I've been a little bit sniffy about football in America in the past. With their 'marquee' players and unbridled enthusiasm for the spectacular, there's always been a doubt in my mind as to whether they really 'get' what football is all about. That is until now. I'm sure I can't be the only...
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    • accent arriving booing conversation cos crack dedicated enthusiasm fro higgins honourable ish marquee mls selfish souls specialist splitting spread support
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  14. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Ricky Otto

    Next up for election to the Hall of Fame is Ricky Otto. Ricky Otto had it all: skill, flair and funny looking hair. He was signed by B****y F*y for £100,000, a fee that seems suspiciously high for a Leyton Orient reserve. I won't make any libellous suggestions about brown envelopes...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • anglo arrogance babysitter boast colourful combined compared convicted deliberate devastating eastwood eddie eddie firmani exploits firmani flair flashed following freddy eastwood hails hall hall of fame honourable largely legacy ley libellous liverpool money officer perfume probation regional shirt shouts spells sticking stubborn tacking transaction wasn
    • Replies: 79
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Lord Football

    A man of honour

    I am many things, but I like to think myself honourable. In the thread about the game tonight being on, I said something along the lines of "if the game is on, I will sport an I love Thatcher sig for a month". Unless we have a blizzard of bibilical proportions or I can sneak into the ground...
  16. BLUEBLOOD

    Funny email

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Redknapp's "Mish Mash" Players

    Michael Dawson summed it up best in the post-match interview. Most players, having secured a place at Wembley would bound onto the screen with a broad grin, congratulate, "the lads," and then scamper off for a late night on the bubbles. Not this time. Instead Dawson hung his head in shame. How...
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    • afterwards ands bentley ched claimed colourful dawson dose ead emirates engineers formality gbp honourable huddlestone liverpool mccann permit stopped stronger supports thrown
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. BLUEBLOOD

    Battle of the Sitcoms - First Round Review

    Well that was Round One ... i was going to review every tie, but in the end i thought i'd just present the votes as cast and the percentage of the vote gained by the winner ... i will just make honourable mention to the crushing victories gained by Only Fools and Horses and Blackadder, and offer...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • army bang bbq brad canveyshrimper cas commiserations cyril earl especially firestorm gentlemen honourable hut minister naps oldbluelady phoenix sitcoms ski southminster towers
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  19. Top ten worst managers of all time

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/may/04/sportfeatures.footballmanagers This is a funny read, Alvin Martin gets an honourable mention at number 8.
  20. Bluetonic

    Top 3 'days of the week' songs

    1. U2 - 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' 2. The Bangles - 'Manic Monday' 3. Craig David - '7 Days' Also honourable mention to 'Solomon Bites The Worm' by The Bluetones which spectacularly mentions all the weekdays.
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