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Question Who is the hardest homosexual?
My two nominations: Witty Omar Any more?- Rusty Shackleford
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Most annoying opposition poster.
We do get some bellends on here but who is the worst? Jonny Stokes brown nosed his way in with a few of the mods and tried to be one of the boys but then exposed himself as a total **** that most of us knew he was with a load of **** taking posts about us going down etc/ To(b)ellend Back or...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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It could be worse. We could be Grimsby.
Now, we thought it was bad here. This taken, complete with gratutious swearing, from a Grimsby forum think almost sums up the feeling in our little corner of Essex..... but not quite ;) Now I'm as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this **** of a football club, but after this...- Lord Football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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ESB's League One Preview - Part 2
Millwall Last Season: 5th Manager: Kenny Jackett Key Player: Nadjim Abdou, Midfielder. Prediction: 6th Those delightful Bermondsey boys were incredibly unlucky in the Play-Off final last term, losing to Matt Sparrow at Wembley. Keeping their squad together and another season under Kenny...- EastStandBlue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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What's your price.
Be honest with yourself. If you are a hetro, or metro sexual guy, you aren't interested in Graham Norton smashing your back doors in. That said, if you are in an empty room, and someone offers you a briefcase full of hard cash, and in return, you had to engage in homosexual activity, how much...- chadded
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Who would you turn gay for?
Terrorists force you to have a homosexual experience with someone, otherwise you'll be killed. Who would you choose...?- Pubey
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- homosexual terrorists
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Applying for the Met?
I have been informed of a recruitment drive by the Met Police and am going to ring up tomorrow and book in for one of their open days. The reason I am starting this thread is to ask a bit of advice. I would love to join the Police and it has been a dream of mine for a while, I would love to...- Ricey
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- ethnic homosexual recruitment support
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Is straightening your hair too gay for a straight man?
People of the Zone, solve this debate... When my hair gets slightly too long it gets unmanageable, I've got ridiculously thick hair that no matter how short it gets cut, it fully regrows into "unkept mop" in a matter of weeks, So I took to straightening it before I styled it. This morning...- EastStandBlue
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Thursday Pub Quiz Pt 5 (Bit late today!)
Usual rules, usual person banned. Enjoy :) 1. Which Japanese word translates into English as "empty orchestra"? 2. Which phrase was first used in a novel by William Burroughs in 1962 and is now commonly used to describe a type of music? 3. Who first coined the words "madcap", "hobnob" and...- Vange Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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New ideas for TV shows
Our five-a-side game at Mile End was one player short tonight so someone suggested having a reality TV show to find an extra player. Part of me found this so funny it needed sharing, part of it is undoubtedly self-indulgent but a big part of me is hopeful of getting more ideas from the good...- sufcintheprem
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Have you had homosexual thoughts about Kev Maher
Just wondering what the SZ consensus was on this one?- The Flying Scotsman
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- homosexual
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My work related dilema.
Right, Times are tough as a mortgage broker at the moment. The Bank of England have done all he can to make buying a less and less attractive proposition. As a result we are having to all the networking and calling on our resources we can to get us through a quiet period. As a result I am...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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If your best mate turned gay.....
would if affect your friendship. Before any of the hilarious comedians on the board come out with "is there anything you need to tell us Dave" or any other Brighton related jokes I can assure you this is not a personal question. I was out with our Life Assurance bloke last week as he said he...- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Least boneable Spice Girl?
So as to move away from all the arguements on other topics I have gone back to the lowest common denominator - Who would you least like to bone. Before you are the five spice girls - But who is the runt of the litter. I know it is tempting to vote for Emma to get revenge on ORM for all this...- DTS
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Rhyming slang
A homosexual know as an Iron.....??? A mate asked me the other day but I dont know...... Cheers DtS- DTS
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- homosexual iron
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Left back Problem may be solved soon.
No doubt another totally untrue rumor - Bit hey at least I am not a unregistered poster. Was drinking in Brighton last night with mates when I saw a bloke who I used to play football with a few years ago. Anyway he knows I am a Southend fan and he a is Brigton die hard. He told me that we are...- DTS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat