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  1. Kent Shrimper

    Banning Order

    What's this I hear about a banning order for The Hitman ? Apparently been banned but with no reasoning, surely the zone isn't getting back to the bad old days of over zealous mods?

  2. Hatton comeback?

    My sources in the boxing world tell me The Hitman IS set to make a comeback. The rumours have been flying bout for roughly 2 months, but it's now looking closer than ever. Since he's been promoting, he's rediscovered the hunger and desire to step back in the ring. He's lost a lot of weight and...
  3. Crawliano

    Heat 1 - Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode v Move it by Reel 2 Reel

    4 - TrueBlue - Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode v 15 Hitman - "Move it" by Reel 2 Real Erm, I like The Mad Stuntman and his way he sounded like Zig and Zag off the Big Breakfast...
  4. southend4ever

    Ricky hatton returns

    YES THAT IS RIGHT... THE HITMAN IS RETURNING TO PROFESSIONAL BOXING. SO VERY EXCITED: Linky: http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12183_5857438,00.html Welcome back Hitman!

  5. Mayweather Dismantles Marquez, Clears path for Monumental Showdown

    Some might have suggested that, after a 22 month absence from the ring, there'd be a certain element of rust around Floyd Mayweather. Not after this performance. "Money" Mayweather, as he prefers to be called these days, looked every bit as deadly as the man who took Ricky Hatton to pieces in...
  6. Clinton Baptiste

    A Bit of Fun Theo to Swindon

    http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/sport/4428642.Hitman_Theo_is_on_the_way_/

  7. Hitman vs. Pacman

    I'M GOING!!!! it will be 3rd time in 16 months! 3rd time watching ricky hatton. Get in! Not long now. Easily the biggest fight of the year. Been reading a few articles and it sounds like hatton is really up for it. Floyd mayweather SR. has said ricky will stop pacman with a shot to the head or...
  8. Slipperduke

    EPL Half-Term Reports Pt II

    Bolton - Not one of our most popular pupils, this one. Prone to fits of violence and if there's a ruckus in the playground, you'll invariably find him at the centre of it. That said, he has settled into his work better this term and is beginning to achieve some reasonable grades. A bit more...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Slipperduke

    I Heart Tevez

    Carlos Tevez isn’t usually the kind of player to cause trouble for his manager, but he’s given Sir Alex Ferguson a real selection headache ahead of this weekend’s clash with Sunderland. Four goals against Blackburn in midweek have made him a very difficult player to drop. The fiery Argentine...

  10. Hatton Vs Malignaggi

    Hatton's first fight under Mayweather Snr and a return to his natural weight. He's looked sluggish and nowhere near as sharp as he can be lately, but hopefully a return to this weight should see him put in a good performance. Malignaggi is quick and talks a good a game, but I just can't see him...
  11. J

    The Official...

    COME ON RICKY HATTON THREAD!! Go on the Hitman, knock that arrogant **** Maglinaggi out - what a prize ****, he really is a ****.. Hatton - Power pace, and hopefully a better defence Maglinaggi - Pace is fast, no power on punches, tends to have hair trouble. Hatton favourite to win this i...
  12. BaileytheQuitter

    'rados target giant killing

    French side Desparados may be pushing towards the top of their local european side, but they have much bigger things on their minds- the cup clash with former european champions- Newcastle Brown Ale United. NBAU are expected to field stars such as hitman hops and brutal barley. But...
  13. Slipperduke

    Chelsea into the final.

    When Petr Cech acrobatically tipped Steven Gerrard's late shot over the bar, he prevented Chelsea from having to win their second leg 3-0 in order to progress to the Final. When John Arne Riise stooped to head past Pepe Reina, he left the London side needing just a goalless draw to book their...
  14. Slipperduke

    Ribery Set To Shine

    With Euro 2008 now less than 100 days away and UEFA showing no signs of inexplicably kicking anyone out of the tournament to make room for England, it’s time for acceptance. Naturally, this acceptance will come easier to you than it will to me, which is why I decided to get the heads-up on a few...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. BaileytheQuitter

    Feed back please.

    Hi all. I play for my local football team- Hadleigh Athletic, and have been writing match reports after the games. Ive always had a liking for writing, especially football reports. Just wondered if anyone would mind reading one of my reports and telling me if they think its any good. Its a bit...
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    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. sufcintheprem

    New ideas for TV shows

    Our five-a-side game at Mile End was one player short tonight so someone suggested having a reality TV show to find an extra player. Part of me found this so funny it needed sharing, part of it is undoubtedly self-indulgent but a big part of me is hopeful of getting more ideas from the good...
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    • Replies: 66
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. A Plea to Tilly

    For gods sake tilly, put Foran up front i am sure he would score more than Harrold if he would have had as many games as our resident HITMAN has been given. Ritchie is a STRIKER not a left winger, give him or Mcdonald at least 5 games up front, i doubt Foran or Mcdonald has had 5 starts in a...
  18. Streaky

    For those of you worried Leon may head back to Shef Weds....

    From Vital Football.. Calls to bring Leon Clarke back from his loan spell at Southend United have fallen on deaf ears with Owls boss Brian Laws ruling out a return for the frontman. The former Wolves man has been in tip-top form for the Shrimpers by bagging seven goals in eight games since...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. Are you fit to wear the scarf?

    Predictably, after yesterday's debacle, there are a lot of very ****ed-off Shrimpers on the board. But I really can't believe some of the comments on here. Comments like: "useless fat lump", "you're not fit to wear the shirt", "Tilson, however much I love you being our manager, I hope one...
  20. ashingdon-shrimper

    harrold......

    yup u gessed it, can we get a petition going or something? he truely is awful. does anyone know a hitman?
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