• Welcome to the ShrimperZone forums.
    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which only gives you limited access.

    Existing Users:.
    Please log-in using your existing username and password. If you have any problems, please see below.

    New Users:
    Join our free community now and gain access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and free. Click here to join.

    Fans from other clubs
    We welcome and appreciate supporters from other clubs who wish to engage in sensible discussion. Please feel free to join as above but understand that this is a moderated site and those who cannot play nicely will be quickly removed.

    Assistance Required
    For help with the registration process or accessing your account, please send a note using the Contact us link in the footer, please include your account name. We can then provide you with a new password and verification to get you on the site.

hidden

  1. Lift up your top Ladies, and show us your Bra. Said the stewards.

    So Grimsby were playing at Stevenage in August. Some Stevenage stewards were asking the Grimsby Ladies and young Ladies to lift up or open their tops to show if pyrotechnics were hidden in their Bra's. This all sounds a bit perverted by the stewards as I'm sure they wouldn't have been instructed...
  2. Mr Browns Ghost

    morning everyone, not sure its been noticed yet

    Hi, Its seems to have been hidden a bit, but managed to find out that Adam Thompson has joined Bury, also noticed we haven't signed anyone yet... So for you non Mathematicians that reads 6 departed 1 in prison 0 signings that's 0 Signings..... anymore questions , please don't hesitate to...
  3. Floval Flyer

    Memory Lane SUFC memorabilia - what do you have?

    After a dismal day I got round to opening a couple of boxes of my old SUFC programmes, and other tat, which have been in the loft for more years than I can recall. One item I had forgotten I still had (thought my mum had chucked it when I left home around 25 years ago) was a Wembley Trophy...
  4. RHB

    Pre-Match Thread Stevenage FC v Southend United

    Our fixtures are still coming thick and fast and next up we are away to Stevenage FC in the Checkatrade Trophy on Tuesday night. Another one of these matches which divides opinion, but nevertheless it's a first team competitive fixture. The table currently looks like this and Stevenage is our...
  5. Massimo Giovanni

    Pre-Match Thread Rochdale V Southend United

    This will be my first ever trip to the hidden delights of Rochdale; and likely it's legendary fish and chip shop opposite the ground. Another ground ticked off from the Northern Wastelands. Have we got any new injuries? Oxley, White, Inniss, Ferdinand, Barratt, Coker MacLaughlin, Leonard...
  6. Just another Winding up petition

    HM Revenue and Customs issued a petition to wind up the club on October 14th 2015, by the High Court of Justice. The hearing will be on November 30th at 10.30am. This will be news to many of you, as we have had so many appearances in Court, that it hardly makes the news nowadays. It's gone...
  7. Cricko

    Zone Update The Zone Features-Did you know this exists?

    Having a chat with Ken today, one of things that stood out to us was the hundreds of things some members do not realise exist within the forums. It would be great if people added to this thread about features they are aware of so others can have a better experience on here. Ok I will start...
  8. yogi bear up the cagire

    The year's biggest waste of police resources?

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/metropolitan-police-rule-out-sas-role-in-princess-diana-and-dodi-al-fayed-deaths-9009715.html Look, I don't know whether the SAS were involved in the death of Princess Diana, I certainly wouldn't discount the possibility. However what I do know...
  9. DoDTS

    Ticket News League Tables now up after todays matches

    40 zoners put their predictions up for the first week of "Canveyshrimpers Prediction League" and the league tables are now up on the PL Forum. New predictors have done well, rather embarassing the more established, so if you've not tried it before you could have hidden talent. Don't forget the...
  10. Yorkshire Blue

    City Shrimpers - Tonight, at the Ship

    In case you don't read pinned messages or venture into Shrimpers Chit-Chat, it's tonight at the Ship in Talbot Court. http://fancyapint.com/Pub/london/the-ship/1778 If you haven't been there before, we've helpfully chosen a pub hidden down an alleyway. Not to be confused with the other pub of...
  11. Benfleet A1

    We Are Facing a Drought

    According to those who know these things, we are facing a drought that could rival 1976. Here's an solution, who agrees or disagrees, like I don't already know. We currently have an energy shortage, a water shortage, and a need to reduce our carbon footprint right? So shut the hippies up and...
  12. Tommy2holes

    Beer rant ....

    Firstly it was great to see so many at the hall saturday and long may that continue. My issues are these: A) Why is that every week we ask for common sense in opening the west stand bar early (ie) before half time and we are told its not do-able, yet we get a big gate and all of a sudden its...
  13. The Big Dady

    So Who is taking over The Spread Eagle?

    So Who is taking over The Spread Eagle? There must be someone on here that wants to take it on, or perhaps Shrimperzone should put in a bid, and offer free beer to all zoners on match days. :happy: Link http://www.punchpubs.co.uk/Punch/Punch%20Pubs/Hidden/PropertyVacancyDetails?pid=p9517
  14. WIN £50 in CASH on the relaunched Longpier.com

    Hi everyone To celebrate the relaunch of Longpier.com, we're giving away £50 in CASH to one lucky reader in our treasure hunt style game called 'FIND THE FIFTY'. An envelope will be hidden in a secret place somewhere in the borough of Southend. Clues as to its whereabouts will be posted on...
  15. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
  16. OldBlueLady

    Bit of financial advice please...

    In a position where I need to liquidate some investments, now, position is that foolishly, over the years, I put all my trust in my erstwhile husband and he handled all the investments apart from occasionally and begrudgingly listening when I requested particular shares (yes did very well out of...
  17. Dont vote for these .....

    Aside from that horrible website, that im finding almost painful to read . A replication of the separation of 50% of humanity (again why ??) Repetitionof figures to the point of nonsensical rambling. Deliberate attacks on the other parties that Libs and Tories dont seem (unless their hidden...
  18. South Bank Hank

    SUFC Autobiographies???

    With our stunning progress on the pitch of late, surely many of our players will be looking to follow the likes of Rooney and Owen by cashing-in with tell-all dossiers. Perhaps the Zoners might like to suggest a couple of titles to help them in their new careers... Here's a few to get us...
  19. Cricko

    The Dream is over

    The Dream is over I am afraid. We are now heading back to the bottom basement of the FL and there is blame to dish out.Having supported this club for over 40 years we are back where maybe some will say we belong but I feel we do not. This time around it was different we were led to believe...
  20. manor15

    eBay Description

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&afsrc=1#ht_1200wt_1165 [/SIZE][/FONT] :D
Back
Top