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hawking

  1. * ORM *

    RIP Stephen Hawking

    Deserves its own thread
  2. Mad Cyril

    Tories target incapacity benefit recipients.

    Tories to cut incapacity benefit bill. I'm not a politician but exactly what jobs are all these people going to do? I wouldn't be surprised to see the Conservatives cite Stephen Hawking as an example of someone fit enough to work when they start slashing peoples benefits.
  3. SUFC Forever

    A Joke for You All

    Dr. Stephen Hawking was in a pub, sat with three men he did not know. To try to break the ice he turned to the first man and enquired "What is your IQ?" to which the man replied "241". "Wonderful" said Dr. Hawking "We can talk about the grand unification theory and quantum physics". Turning to...
  4. Crawliano

    The woman selling the scarves down Southend High Street today...

    I saw some woman down Southend High Street hawking some really shoddy scarves today to mark the "historic" Chelsea game. Please don't tell me this was official club merchandise as I seem to have saw 2 police officers turning a blind eye and letting her hawk what I can only describe as complete...
  5. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
    • chadded
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    The Gathering Storm

    Imagine the padlocks clinking shut around the Shankly Gates, or the bailiffs moving in at Old Trafford. Imagine half the Premier League collapsing into administration and tumbling down into the lower leagues. According to reports this weekend, it's not as surreal a scenario as you might think...

  7. Stephen Hawking..

    Stephen Hawking, Master of the Universe about to start on Channel 4 ...be nice to hear peoples thoughts on it after...
    • Cricko
    • Thread
    • hawking peoples
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Ian Brown

    Got dragged along to the new Harry potter film by my missus yesterday. Highlight for me is the small cameo part by 'King Monkey' himself, Ian Brown, sitting in the Leaky Cauldron pub enjoying a drink and reading 'A Brief History Of Time' by Stephen Hawking!
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • hawking
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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