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  1. Massimo Giovanni

    Guv thinking left hand/right hand?

    Teachers are morale low; they get told to teach basic 3 Rs & then have to spend 40% + of their time doing ofsted stuff instead of teaching. NHS told to treat patients properly and be ward hygienic/basics & then spend fortunes on new computers and "managers" that don't do any of the basic stuff...
  2. MrB

    OD - Final Match

    ShrimperZone CC v Up Goes The Finger Interesting finish to the season: 1. Up Goes The Finger..13 13 0 0 52 26.42 2. Peruvian Farmers.....13 10 0 3 40 23.02 3. ShrimperZone CC.....13 7 0 6 28 10.42 4. Eppleton CC............13 7 0 6 28 1.65 5. Parkway Sports.......13 6 0 7 24 -2.24 6. The...
  3. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Rover bosses took £42m from firm

    So........ You and a few mates buy a company for £10 with all the best intentions in the world to revitalize it (Honest Guv). You then walk away 5 years later with 42 Million between you and leave the company dead in the water, with 6,500 people out of work. And the best bit is it has cost us...
  4. Rusty Shackleford

    Slipper of the Yard

    Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...
    • Rusty Shackleford
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    • booze britons ched chief commissioner constables cops correspondent courtney criminal deed destroyed detectives dicaprio discover dressed exactly fingers folk following fur furniture guv hall hanks heathrow homophobia jet mandatory meat muslims officer officers olds pace political probation pulled pupil qui rate reminisce rhyming rock rolling sentenced shift slang solidarity somewhere thug town triple undercover vita wandsworth wells writer yar
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Thorpe Groyney

    'Arry Kneecaps - Co

    This is what's appearing in an upcoming edition of the Basildon United programme. See if you can spot through the subtle clues the little known manager it refers to. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arry...

  6. Pub recommendation

    London type Shrimpers, Can anyone recommend a decent pub around Victoria Station? I'm a north London boy, not my manor guv! Ta very muchly, Muriel.

  7. Angry.

    Well, I am sitting the BA lounge waiting for my return flight to Sao Paulo absolutely fuming after the antics of two brothers CSJ and TMWLT. As some of you may or may not know one of my hobbies is playing the drums in a band called the "British Bulldogs", we play at the Irish pubs in Sao Paulo...
  8. C C Csiders

    Former Policemen

    Why can't they leave it alone? There are at least three that live down my road, and they are always snooping about, and being nosey. One continually walks his dog up and down my road, and every morning when I am getting in my car to go to work he leers at me, making me feel guilty about doing...
  9. J

    Just Got Back in from the second

    Night of promotion celebration.. would like to thank Mcnasty and the guv's of the spread for providing the champagne that was left behind the bar last saturday... my calculations, in the last 36 hours: 25 pints, 10 pints of strongbow/magners 20 jd's and cokes, 3 bottles of champagne...
  10. Southampton Shrimper

    Sad and silly stereotypes

    This morning I bought a copy of "The Pink", the local Saturday evening sports newspaper to see if there were any previews of tonight's game. The only thing they have is "The Bluffer's Guide to... Southend United". I know it's supposed to be a humorous and light-hearted article, but it does make...
    • Southampton Shrimper
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    • alf battling bound chairs essex factual features feelgood folk foo gest guv hall junction lingo pillars posted rock roots roots hall seated southend southend united sports spread suppor support town types wes
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. J

    For those who drink in the spread eagle

    for those of you who drink in the spread eagle, (before or after a game, or even during the week), may know the guvnors of the place, phil and kim. They got married today at st mary's church and are off on a weeks honeymoon tomorrow, (there only going for a week so they can be back for the...
    • J
    • Thread
    • guv honeymoon joi kim spread
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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