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  1. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Poop At Work

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. fredheim_holm

    My signature

    I'm actually in love with it. Taken me about 3 hours to find the video on the internet, manage to download it, edit it, put it into flash and upload it. But here I am and I do love it :cool: This is just a declaration of my love, no need to take note of me.
  3. TrueBlue

    Gordons Alive!!!!!

    Discuss?
  4. Slipperduke

    Euro 2008 part 2

    Even without England's involvement and, in fact, maybe even because of their absence, the European Championships are a mouth-watering prospect. Three weeks of Cristiano Ronaldo, Fernando Torres, Klass-Jan Huntelaaar and Franck Ribery at the top of their professional game, battling for supremacy...
  5. The Big Dady

    Wembley

    Well the alarm on my mobile phone has just gone off, after setting it some days ago, to make sure I get up really early for our big day at Wembley. Shower, brush my teeth, shave, and put on my jeans and my Southend shirt that has been hanging up all nice and pressed since our return from our...
    • The Big Dady
    • Thread
    • barnard ched cup finishing flash flowing foo hall loud matched roots shirt singing suppor warmed wish
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Bob Cratchitt

    Is this taking the name of the Wii too far?

    An interesting invention but will it make an appearance at a Festival near you??? Clicky here!!

  7. Peter Clark Song!?

    just had a flash of inspiration (well was chatting to someone i used to play hockey with and we used to sing this song to him cos he was sh*te)... anyway... how about singing, We all dream of a team of Peter Clarkes A team of Peter Clarkes A team of Peter Clarkes We all dream of a team of...
  8. Slipperduke

    Slipperduke's Mission To Millwall

    With a few edits, this is what the good people of Singapore will be waking up to tomorrow. MtS had a very lucky escape in being cut out of the final edit. 500,000 people could have found out exactly what his idea of a pre-match meal is... As a mere, and very occasional, foot soldier of the...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. DTS

    Should woman be allowed to drink?

    Last night we had out works office party. Our boss is not flash but he always throws a good bash and last nights was no exception. We went to the Box Wood which is so I am told Gordon Ramseys flag ship restraunt. There was five blokes and three birds all that I work with present. The girls...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • bash booze dru dts eating flash pain repeating taxi throws
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Totty Club - a message from Bob Dylan

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    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • assets dylan embedded flash swf
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Winkle

    Sam Parkin!

    Well, keep it under your hat and all that but , my sisters brother (me) noes a a ex West ham supprters mates mum who (apart from the odd home massage) does abit of home clothes alteration. What it is that she has had a request from a very reliable source ( smelly victor down the seafront whos...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • ched essex flash fond hes reliable smelly wasn wes whos
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. SUFC_Al

    The Anti Big Brother Thread

    All right, it's that time of the year again where all you hear about is bloddy Big Brother. I'm ****ing fed up with this cack programme. I do my best to avoid it on the box but a work colleague decided to give me the low down on the contestants, I don't give a **** about some nobody from...
  13. Interpol Shrimper

    Sky Broadband

    After going on the initial waiting list I've now been told Sky Broadband have switched on my local exchange, therefore I am contemplating switching onto the See, Speak, Surf package (£5 a month to add broadband/phone to my satellite bill) from Tiscali. Basically I'm unhappy with Tiscali as at...
  14. Exiled Shrimper

    Under-18s vs. Colchester

    The boys from the OS were at the match this afternoon, but I thought I'd post a short report here as the Under-18s moved to the top of the Youth Alliance South-East Conference with a narrow 1-0 win over Colchester United. The Shrimpers' only goal of the game was scored by 17-year-old attacker...

  15. Ronaldo being Abused.... Would it be Wrong to post it??????

    I have just found a vid clip on my camera from when i went to the Southend v Manchester United game, I took it when I was standing right at the Manchester United coach door as the Manchester United players we boarding it to leave. It is quite dark but you can clearly see Ronaldo walking past me...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • filling flash qui
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. The Artful Shrimper

    How Crooked are ya

    Sorry if its been posted before;- Click here Jeez I got 111 years in nick and £7000 fine if i'd been done for all the misdemenours ...I never realised it was illegal for an under 10 year old to see a naked shop dummy
  17. Sean 2

    the wonder that is tilly

    At the tender age of eight my father took me to the Hall.The waft of cigarrette smoke,old boys with their collars turned up,those misty,freezing winter nights warmed by tea and hot pie.Stepping away from the wall running along the front of the west stand so that i could see over it,i would...
    • Sean 2
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    • army ban brough dependable enjoyable enjoyed essex flash foo hall heartbreak league mis ron pountney screaming shirt suppor support suprise tasting tender tilly town unknown warmed wes worker
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. Eureka&#33;

    In a flash of genius, I have realised what Tilson needs to do to sort out this mess&#33; We need a combative, tough tackling Midfielder in the Bentley mode. We have tried moving Clarke and Francis forward from the back but the one obvious move has eluded our management duo. Ladies and...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
    • Thread
    • bentley flash gentlemen ive ley mode
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. DTS

    Single Greatest Moment

    Watching Southend for me is a real rollercoaster. Sometimes uncontrollable highs and another time undescribable lows. But what is the single best feeling you have ever had when supporting Southend? For me it was the Juppy&#39;s goal. All the way to Cardiff (again) I just had visions of us...
    • DTS
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    • brough dts enjoyable flash mph rock screaming suppor touched typing
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Interpol Shrimper

    Leeds away

    Anyone know when the ticket office will start selling Leeds away tickets? I am guessing we will only get the smaller corner allocation as they won&#39;t want to shell out up front for 7,000 odd tickets to get the full quota for behind the goal (in fact, so far I think only Sunderland have asked...
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