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  1. CHEMICO FC

    Memory Lane Upload your Southend Utd Flags

    Upload your Southend Utd Flags.
    • CHEMICO FC
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football fags football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Benfleet A1

    Giving Up the Fags

    After much thought and endless ear ache from the wife and kids, I have decided to try and give up smoking. I will be getting some help from the doctor and I will be getting one of these E-cigarette things but would like some suggestions as to what one is worth purchasing. I'm not into *******...
  3. Ricey

    Footballers Smoking?

    I read an article on the Sky Sports News app about Wenger is not happy about Jack Wilshere seen smoking on a night out after the Napoli game. Personally if I was a professional footballer earning all that money and needing to be fit beyond belief I would never even consider smoking. I know a...
  4. Firestorm

    Budget

    time to pack the fags up I reckon 5% above inflation rise from 6 tonight, So thats about 8% or 56P on a 7 quid packet !! Good to see the tax loophole for high end property has been closed though, In the multitude of RM threads I have mentioned that its cheaper for a company to own a building...
  5. Smiffy

    iPhone/Android App Idea - Your Thoughts Please...

    To cut a long story short, for my day job I crunch data for 1000's of Independent "corner shops" such as Costcutter, Londis, Premier, Spar etc It got me thinking of an idea for an iPhone/Android App... I would like some feedback on the idea please chaps... Basically the app would be able to...
    • Smiffy
    • Thread
    • android booze cheapest compared cos fags following heres locally premier rate tablet
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. half time all on the pitch

    Went to my first ever professional cricket match Sunday to see Essex V Summerset, match was really boring and the crowd were so so quite. What was interesting was the interval, all the crowd went on to the pitch, adults with their beers and fags looking at the wicket and watching the ground...
    • billy best was god
    • Thread
    • blues chairs dads english football english soccer essex essex football fags football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league qui rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • arriving bang battery bottles ched chuck clowns cooked deed degree discovery dru engine fags fitted ford fro grotty guinness jake jobs jury knackered liverpool loading mechanics mondays olds pain poxy qui rover shagged shirt shun stairs stopped suffering supplier terra truck trucks types wild wish
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Benfleet A1

    Our little trip to Chelsea

    I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • applause attempted broadway burger ched didn dressed enjoyed fags fenchurch frost hadn hamilton headed ops ranger ripping shoddy smithy soup steel stumbled taxi wallet
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Matchday ritual

    i like to plan mine with military precision. leave grays approx 2 hours before KO,battle through the traffic at saddlers farm and then sections of the a127. park in usual place and then stroll to the chippy,scoff food and smoke several fags before entering the stadium of dreams. sometimes...

  10. should drugs be legal ?

    in this day and age where its legal for people to drink into oblivion and cost the taxpayer shedloads with policing and hospital care,or its allowed for people to eat crap and have many health problems which again costs bundles. is it time to legalise all substances. my view is simply yes...
    • graysblue
    • Thread
    • booze ched cos fags flog laden lucrative premises schools
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Shrimp Toothbrush!

    Bored in Biology? Trying to smoke electric fags? Let MK's Shrimp Toothbrush Indie Spectacular help you through the day. How I've neglected this absolute seminal indie band I don't know. They're a bit of a joke these days, and children, a good reason to say no to naughty substances, but in their...
  12. callan

    Dogs or Cats...you decide.

    Personally I prefer dogs and here are the reasons why. Their loyal...a cat will bugger off. Ever seen guide cats for the blind? Cats cant sniff for drugs / bombs and in there spare time dont sniff each others butts. Can a cat herd sheep? A dog could scare off a burglar?, can a cat do this...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • bombs bra brandy cup fags hong iff kong trapped
    • Replies: 80
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Mad Cyril

    Kids jobs.

    When I was 17 I used to get paid £80 for 12 hours kitchen work (cooking for nuns and old people) at Nazareth House back in 1990. At the time this was more than enough to keep me in fags, booze, Rebel MC records and explosive fibres sweatsuits. It virtually doubled the income I received as a...
    • Mad Cyril
    • Thread
    • booze cooking fags jobs qui stealing towels uns
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. callan

    Family Budget negotiations in stalemate.

    Mrs C has today ended negotiations over our Family Budget, she came to me at the begining of the Month requesting an increase in her monthly funds for housekeeping, as according to her the costs of running the house have risen ''sharply'' over the last year. Now as she well knows I'm not a chap...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • begining behaviour birth cos fags havent money wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. DTS

    Should tramps smoke?

    Again as with the lesbians thread was walking over London Bridge today when the lad I wortk with and I were approached by a Big Issue salesman. He looked very tramp like as you would expect yet he was smoking a B&H type fag (Rather than a roll up). Now I said to Ben that I work with that I...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • argued buffet dru fags following money rubbish soup
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Jay_Shrimper

    Wubbish Day.

    :mad: Why are Tuesday always crap?! :mad: I wake up, smack my head then spill my breakfast down me. Anyway, I walked to Rochford Train Station and waited for the train. Whilst I'm waiting for the train to Southend, theres a bunch of teenagers hurling abuse at the people at the station and...
    • Jay_Shrimper
    • Thread
    • blah booze bottles cops fags heres rubbish smashing sports stealing stepped suspicious terrorist town undercover
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Col******r fans they exist

    tried to buy some fags, but didn't sell them said they might sell them in tesco or co-op, they didn't, you could hear him shouting and abusing people in the high street for bout half hour before the police finally came and took him away, so that takes my tally of Col******r fans seen...
    • HUTTON
    • Thread
    • abusing bout didn fags shirt
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. saturday was sent to test me.

    The plan was simple, get up, go to Tescos, eat brekkie read paper have poo, walk to train station, catch train, get Tilbury - Gravesend ferry, catch another train, have a few pints, see game, dance in street, have a few more pints and come home in the mood for love. FAT CHANCE!!! Got up and...
    • Sebastian Weetabix
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    • aids arrives bacon bash bound brough builder burn camcorder ched cruise didn dressed escort essex fags fleet foo football fro hollywood icke ickets lou loud nobody officer ops qui racks rod sodding southend stopped suppor sussed tescos thrown town tracks types voice wallet warley wasn
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. FAO those who went to Bristol on coach

    I'm sure those of you who went on the coach to Bristol Rovers will remember we had a driver who proudly wore a Col U badge on his tie. Well, his name is Norman and my mum had him on a trip to Belgium today! Unfortunatly good old Col U Norman brought in too many fags for his own...
  20. Matt the Shrimp

    Worst XI

    OK, since we've got a favourite XI (which is, invariably, a "best XI") let's have a "Worst XI"... and what would the score be in a match between the two sides? Here's my Worst XI: Prudhoe Cross Morley Jordan Booty Connelly Alderton Gooding Livett...
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