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Mispronounced player names
obviously there's Anton Outl... Anton Otul.. Otlu.. er... Anton back in the 80s. What other Southend players regularly or amusingly had their names butchered? I remember us playing away in some Northern hell-hole (excuse the tautology) and Phil Gridelet's name being read out with a flourish as...- Yorkshire Blue
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- bachelors blues english football english soccer essex football exotic football football league fossets farm fourth division league two mispronounced npower football league real football roots roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Question Pre-Season Friendlies - What Would You Like?
No doubt we'll be served up the same old stuff again - away at Great Wakering, possibly a trip in to deepest Canvey, a home game v the 'big boys' of Ip shi te ...... or possibly an exotic trip to see us play in Spain v Barcelona Under 10's. admittedly home to Newcastle last year was a little...- Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset
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- blues deepest didn english football english soccer essex football exotic football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football unrealistic
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The Clock Ticks On
From Mark Steyn: The world divides into those who sincerely believe in that "Coexist" sticker and those who think it's a delusional evasion. After all, if it weren't for that big Muslim crescent "C" at the front, you wouldn't need a bumper sticker at all: That peace-symbol "O"? It's Muslims...- Rusty Shackleford
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- Forum: The Politics Forum
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Summer Time Musings
Not a lot happening at the moment. Just as expected really given that so many players, agents, managers, chief executives, chairmen, public relations officers etcetera are having a break. I look back with fondness on the time when the Southend United website featured a tractor on the pitch for...- Rattus Norvegicus
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- blues english football english soccer essex football exotic football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league officers rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Goa
Hi fellow zoners. My partner is getting laid off the end of next month and when she gets her money we are thinking of booking an exotic holiday. I have been looking at Goa and from what I've seen it seems to tick all the boxes of what we are looking for. Has anybody been and if so would you...- SupaBlues
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- exotic goa money somewhere
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Pre-Season Tour?
Very early obviously. But I was wondering what people's thought's were on pre-season tours... Putting the clubs financial worries aside for a moment... Would you like to see us go on a tour abroad/UK for a change? Where would you like to see us tour? (Sensible responses please!, Not...- Smiffy
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- blues cup english football english soccer essex football exotic football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football responses roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Exotic Honeymoon locations - Child friendly?...
So this time next year I'll be a married man (Sorry ladies) I am now turning my attentions to Honeymoon destinations. We are both quite set on the Caribbean (St Lucia/Dom Rep/Barbados/Turks & Caicos etc) or Indian Ocean (Seychelles/Mauritius/Sri Lanka etc) as neither of us have been there and...- Smiffy
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- beaches exotic honeymoon qui
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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It made me giggle anyway ...
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by...- BLUEBLOOD
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- arrives chimp exotic tasks throws wanders
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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EPL Half-Term Reports Pt1
As the halfway point of the Premier League season approaches, we sent Iain Macintosh to compile reports cards for all the movers and the shakers. Who's the most improved student? Who deserves a merit award? Who's so bad that they're in danger of being moved to remedial class? Find out here...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Ann Summers?
I was driving to work this morning and started thinking about, "If I was to open a mens only shop for female shoppers what would I call it? Not that I frequent "Ann summers" on a regular basis, just the odd birthday and christmas present for the beloved, (Incidently only buying what I see as...- Winkle
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- attire bedroom beloved cos exotic hong larger shoppers toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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One classic car of your choice what would it be?
Yes it's still slow at work :p Anyway, title say's it all. Back when i was 17 and just prior to passing my test my next door neighbour offered to sell me his mk1 Spitfire for £1200. it was absolutely stunning, British racing green, glass t top roof, half leather seats. really wish I'd had...- Bielzibubz
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- exotic ish lightweight test wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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March 31st+The Abolition Of The Slave Trade
Greetings to all at Southend. You may or may not know that you will be meeting us, and us been Hull City, in the middle of our city's 'Bicentenary Of The Abolition Of The Slave Trade Act', celebrations. In which, as I'm sure, due to much recent publicity, you will already be aware that, x Hull...- HCAFCfans liasion officer
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- achievements ant cotton exotic greetings hanks implementation inflicted ive mix ski solidarity suitable
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Exotic names
In my football times I have found these exotic names, all genuine players. Jean Pierre Fan Fan Massimo Maccarone Hippolyte Dangbeto Titus Bramble I'm sure you can add some more - real players only, ta!- RobM.
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- exotic foo football
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Politically incorrect jokes
The Ages Of Women 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. 4...- Spaceman Spiff
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- exotic ist parachute pulled resources
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- Forum: Homer's Bar