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Zonal marking ...
Zonal marking backfires so often I really can't see why anyone entertains the idea. With zonal marking, rather than stick to a player, you guard a certain zone. The six-yard box, when defending a corner, comprises of three or four zones in which defenders will position themselves. If the ball...- Mick
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- blues english football english soccer enters essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two marking npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football zonal zones
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Prediction League three weeks away
With the season just three weeks away a couple of reminders and explanations: Don’t forget to post up your predictions I know it’s obvious but how many times do people remember too late. Especially as its holiday season, I will try and put up the predictions two or three weeks before they are...- DoDTS
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- afterwards anytime automatically cup enters especially league predictio spread wildcards
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- Forum: Pete's Prediction League
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Another Shrimper Enters the World
Freddie Benjamin Kane Way, born 17:43 October 30th. Mum doing well. Little Freddie has a tough time ahead. He has a hernia of the diaphragm and has some major surgery in the coming days.- MilkeySUFC
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- blues english football english soccer enters essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division kane league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Should Anyone Who Enters A Country Illegally Be Put In Prison?
Easy question, as the heading says? This link might make it easier to decide!- londonblue
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- bbc easier enters http illegally
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Help Southend United win £30,000
As the season enters its final straight, we need your help to secure £30,000 for Southend United, courtesy of a new competition from npower. All you have to do is visit the title sponsor's Facebook page at www.facebook.com/npowerFootballLeague to grab your seat in the Fanpower Stadium...- Southend United Football Club
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- applies blues english football english soccer enters essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two money npower npower football league outfit real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football twit
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Parent Text App: How to text your children...
I'm intrigued by this for a variety of reasons... I don't have children, but spend all day every day communicating with young people. Texting is a powerful force and so often communication takes place between parents and their children in this way. Indeed, even at 27 often I will text my own...- pickledseal
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- achievements categories cigarettes deed ead enters gender includes intimate money parenting phones rate slick stress supports theresa walton
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Public/Work Toilet Etiquette
Just been to the toilet at work in cubicle 1 of 6. Someone else comes into the khazi and has 5 other cubicles to choose from but enters cubicle 2 and lets rip squits of biblical proportions. Now surely it is totally wrong to go in the bog next to someone else? There must be some personal space...- C C Csiders
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- biblical enters
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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ESB's Masters Preview
The Masters at Augusta is one of the most eagerly anticipated sporting events, this year given more impetus by the not-so-surprising return of Tiger Woods. At the risk of overshadowing a landmark event in the golfing calendar, Woods has pledged to put his previous indiscretions behind him and...- EastStandBlue
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- champions continued doubles enters finishing fur gest houston jury length mounting nobody pres pulled ranger tender usd watson worthy
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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The debt debate-The Observer
Sport Football Business The debt debateObserver Sport asks experts from the worlds of football and finance what can and should be done The Observer, Sunday 31 January 2010 Article history GREG DYKE Chairman, Brentford Former BBC director-general, former Man United director and Glazers...- Tangled up in Blue
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- assets automatically axes budgets chief compared competitor cos debates emotion enters esses finishing ford fur gain gulf hasn implementation intervention ish jobs league one ley liverpool lose models money pace paye pike promoting properly ranking reduce requirement significant suitable test transfers trap tray
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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A 'Blonde' joke I really found quite funny...
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a very deep, husky...- seany t
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- deathly enters finds mister phd qui
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Confession
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father I have sinned, it has been one month since my last confession. "I've had sex with Fanny Green every week for the last month." The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'." Soon...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- enters fro shoes spread
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Kinda makes sense...stolen from an email.
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I...- Cricko
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- ant cos dressed enters fro legacy ops retail test townhouse
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The A-League
Here is an article from a Queensland Roar fans website I go on now and again. They go into the last game of the regular season (they have playoffs, or 'finals' over there) with 4 teams (out of 8 in the league) level on points at the top of the table. Quite an amazing finish, half of the league...- Ron Manager
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- achievements biting cases collecting competitive enters finalist finishing foo fur inch ish itself ive league placement qui rounds shared structures suppor
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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2 Friday Jokes
What's the difference between the All Blacks and Viagra? At least Viagra will give you a semi -------- Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition. Poor sod didnt come anywhere finds the door.......................- ldnfatso
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- didn didnt enters
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Back to basics.....
O.K. everybody stop yer bitching,i wanna suggest a reformation of thought and logic starting with our game on EBH Monday.Right,firstly, our last two games and for many games this season we have shipped in too many goals in one game.Seven goals against us recently defies the term "professional...- Sean 2
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- aerial awareness cure enters foo roots scum shoots sticking suppor
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Singing Section? Could be ...
Leicester City are to trial a singing section at the Walkers Stadium for their home game against Coventry City. Whilst they won't go as far as publicly condoning persistent standing, they have requested that fans don't stand for the 'entire game' but will allow it to happen for 'a period of...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- atmosphere doni ead enters especially hall promoting publicly roots singing
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Reserves Are Back
Reserve Team re enters the Pontins League Reserve Team Good News or what- Beaver
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- enters southendunited
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Windows 2000 Password - HELP!!!
My father-in-law kept telling me that a screen pops up when he logs onto his PC saying that his password is due to expire. Whenever I've had this on WinXP I've ignored it and it has gone away. Now when he boots the PC it says his password has expired (he never had one) and he needs to...- palexander
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- enters expired
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tuesday joke
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The Priest tells the sinner "You are forgiven. Go out and say three hail Mary's."...- Fat Bastid
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- enters fro shoes spread
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Thursdays
A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The Priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hails Mary's'."...- GNH
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- enters fro hails shoes spread
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- Forum: Homer's Bar