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  1. Next manager of England

    iread some threads on the England v Russia match and how many people think that RH is a dinosaur a manger past his time, i agree ,but some said there are no managers out there to replace him , I for one think there has to be, i can think of two that should be given serious considertion due to...
  2. chants

    can someone enlighten me as to the ,er "lyrics" to a couple of the chants that rock around roots hall....firstly the one that was chanted for a good few minutes at the beginning and end of the game with the drummer going a bit nuts!!! ..secondly the one that goes woah woah woaaaah....i feel im...
  3. fbm

    Can someone enlighten me please?

    I don't think I've ever stumbled across this forum before, but I see that on various threads on reputation, DWB and Barna are at it again... so, please can someone tell me... what is grey rep and what is the point of it?
  4. Ryan Hall

    Is Hall injured or still being punished for breaking club rules ? Was his 'crime' worse than Dickenson and Ferdinand or just that he's 'totted up more points' ? Unless he's injured , I can't see why the other two were brought back on Monday and he wasn't. Can anyone enlighten me on this please
  5. canveyshrimper

    Progressive Politics

    Could someone enlighten me, what are progressive politics?
  6. tice_18

    Club's Assets

    I'd appreciate a bit of help here, I'm doing A level Business coursework and using Southend Utd as they business, its a report on external influences (legal, economic, technical, environmental etc), basically, to introduce the report, I need some facts and information on the club. I was...
  7. Emphatic win but what was the difference??

    It was a great win but on paper this is not our strongest team - so what did they do differently at Rotherham that we have not seen in previous games. I have looked at the match reports and individual players have been praised but there was not an outright explanation of where this brilliant...
  8. Harold Bishop Killer

    Ticket Office

    Guys and Girls Can anyone enlighten me to what time the ticket office opens tomorrow? I am in Bristol till tonight and want to get a ticket early tomorrow so I can avoid the queues and have 1 or 6 in the Spread before? Cheers!
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    Google Search

    Er, can somebody please enlighten me as to why if you search "Shrimperzone VB" in Google you get a certain unrelated (& probably NSfW) answer in your Top10 search results? Currently No8 on my search results...
  10. Forever A Shrimper

    Southend United Terrace Jokes

    Everybody has there local joker around where they sit, or perhaps its the quiet guy that comes out with a cracker once in a while. Maybe even the idiot who tries his hardest too often and once in a while hits the money. Whoever the individual, some bloody hilarious things are said in football...
  11. Question March of the Mods - The Executives

    Who will admit to remembering the iconic 60's - 70's dance steps to our goal celebration song and can anyone enlighten us on the step sequence ? Have been unable to find on tinternet although their are some dance schools publicising teaching it.
  12. Sussex Shrimper

    A genuine question for the doom and gloom brigade - why do you do it?

    I'm not addressing this question to those who have a few specific concerns about the current goings on (or lack thereof) at the club. This is to the people who were moaning while we played our seventh ever season of second tier football. The ones who followed us to the Millenium Stadium for our...
  13. Tommy2holes

    The best Sci-fi film ever and why??

    I am a big fan of films in general and in particular sci-fi. So i put it to you the shrimperzone faithful what is the best ever sci-fi film/s (sequels etc) Its tough and there are loads of films that i like but i have to say the best are the ones that are ahead of there time and age...
  14. Ricey

    Head Automatica

    Anyone got their album?? I just heard 'Beating Hearts Baby' think its a wicked song and was wondering what the rest of their stuff is like?? Any fans on here wish to enlighten me. :) For people who haven't heard it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-bQCleq0zU
  15. Tommy2holes

    Identity fraud not really getting it.....

    My mum has just found out that since she moved a fraudster has redirected mail from her old address and applied for 3 credit cards and a loan for 5k with a bank she doesnt bank with. Ok i understand that its easy to aply with someone else's details for loans etc but the part i dont get is if...
  16. Cyclone in Burma

    I am baffled by the appeals for money for Burma. As I understand it, the country is a major exporter of pearls rubies and sapphires. It also has offshore gas and oil supplies. My question is- where has all this money gone. I know Burma has had a military junta since 1962 so is the answer that...
  17. Mr. Benedict

    Away Kit History

    I was having an argument with my Col Ewe supporting colleague at work today about who had the most foul away kits. I wanted to provide some examples of ours and I know there's a site out there somewhere with our kit history (both home and away) on it but I can't remember what site it is. Is...
  18. What was the music.....

    they played before ko against Tranmere? The one with no lyrics. It sounded like Ska music but can anyone enlighten me?:confused:
  19. The Big Shrimp

    Odhiambo - Rate or Slate

    I'm basing my opinions on the two games I've seen him play at home, but didn't get to see him play away last week. Am I the only person who thinks he is not upto the job in this division? I know from yesterday's ratings that the opinion was he's too lightweight, but that I think was the least...
  20. Davros

    Well I Never!!

    I just found a fun little fact on Wikipedia... and thought it would be good to have a thread on here where we can all post interesting little snippets etc that will enlighten us all.. i thought all Edison invented was the lightbulb!
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