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Big game tonight
So the England Ladies team are playing at Colchester and its live on the TV......over 9,000 there.........now that must be the biggest crowd there since Elton john played live in the stadium, they did just mention that the league team get around 3,000, now that is one large family...- Oakley1
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- blues cos elton english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Famous(ish) people who follow Southend United.
There have been a couple of threads on here recently where Colchester's stadium has featured along with Elton John. Whilst Elton is not a Col Ewe fan (not many are), it got me wondering how many famous/well known people follow, or pretend to follow the Blues. The only name I can think of...- RHB
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- blues cert elton english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hall league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Thatcher's Funeral
Dragging on a bit. When is Elton John on ?- Jam_Man
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- elton fleet
- Replies: 68
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Harshest Musician on Musician insults
Some of these made me properly LOL! 30. Wayne Coyne on Arcade Fire “I get really tired of their pompousness [sic]… We’ve played some shows with them and they really treat people like ****. People treat Arcade Fire like they’re the greatest thing ever and they get away with it… They have good...- Pubey
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- anto arcade bowie cert cos costello courtney ead ello elton folk hideous insults loathed meaningless meat mercury money mumford musician notorious peppers properly qui rate rent rock roses sings sons stereo
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Elton's a Dad
http://gu.com/p/2m45a Any thoughts?- Tangled up in Blue
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- don't let the son go down elton grow your own funk orm's the godfather
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Breaking News Sturrock's door is open!
Well well, having just seen this on the OS I wonder if Gary Glitter and Elton John will be tapping on Sturrock's door at some point. What a funny headline! http://www.southendunited.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10444~2092668,00.html With a couple of suspects in our team I expect they will take...- southend4ever
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- elton southendunited
- Replies: 29
- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Songs you have an irrational hatred of
We all have music we don't like and there's some pretty obvious stuff out there for all of us. However, sometimes, even from a band or genre you like, there's a song that just rubs you up the wrong way for some particular reason. So much so you have to turn off whatever media device is...- MrB
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- arriving bin elton hatred music prime rack racks tracks
- Replies: 36
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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3 biggest news items of the day?
According to the BBC homepage at the moment the 3 most important things to have happened in the world today are: 1) Obama issues warning to bankers 2) Airline plot trio get life terms 3) Elton cannot adopt in Ukraine And people dare to suggest the BBC is dumbing down.- Reg Martin
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- airline ant elton
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hold Music
If you phoned up any of the following.....what hold music do you think they would have?? Ron Martin = “Don’t let the sun go down on me” Elton John Gordon Brown =“I WILL SURVIVE”Gloria Gaynor God = "God was never on your side" by Motorhead Feel free to...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- elton following music
- Replies: 34
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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BBC Xmas line up announced
The BBC has unveiled its annual collection of seasonal specials for Christmas and one highlight will be iconic comedy Blackadder. The cast will return for a one-off documentary entitled Blackadder Rides Again. Marking 25 years since the original BBC transmission, the programme will feature the...- Napster
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- arter cas core creek curtis elton ghost includes lark nam narnia rab rabbit shark spine starter
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Battle of the tools - prelim draw
People of the Zone, We had a wonderful 42 entrants for SZone Tool Of The Year which means we need 10 Prelim Round Matches. Draw list and numbers as follows; Jamie Oliver - MrBeard - 1 Russell Brand - Hutton - 2 Jade Goody - Jonny Stokes - 3 Gordon Brown - Fat Shrimp - 4 Pete Doherty - Dave -...- Stats
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- bra bushell clarkson clifford cyril desert elton fasto fauntleroy foo hall hut norton prelim qui ran rants ski steveo tarquin tools whoever
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Battle Of The Tools
Yes thats right people we've had battle of the fit babes, battle of the sitcoms, battle of the horror movies but now its time for BATTLE OF THE TOOLS Your chance to have your say on who you think is the most annoying waste of space in modern society. As previous please put your nominations...- Stats
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- bra bushell chocolate clarkson clifford cup desert elton fa cup hut kerry maggie norton sitcoms ski tarquin tools trophy vanessa
- Replies: 116
- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Fancy Dress - Please help
Hi all, My girlfriend and I have been invited to a fancy dress party in September, with the theme 'Pop/Rock Stars'. So, does anyone here have any inspired suggestions? Either something as a couple or for me individually. Im guessing things such as Beatles (Mop Top / Sgt Pepper era), Rod...- number11
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- arter beatles elton kee prodigy rock rod shaving
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Interview with a zoner part 5.
Canvey shrimper is our latest interviewee known to some also as Harry, but back in the 70's when terrace violence was at its height he was known as Malcolm the Teapot, a name that would strike terror into opposition fans. Q. Share with us your experiences of the terrace violence that was so...- callan
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- afford bake boreham creams deed didn discover doesnt elton fro hall hanks lawn macintosh numbered pulled terror uns wogan
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Southend players with ladys first names.
Following on from the debut of Peggy this week I am trying to compile a team of players to have for the Blues with ladies names. Please cut and paste my team as you see fit. GK - Mel Captelton. DF DF DF DF MD - Peggy Lokunda MD MD MD AT AT- DTS
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- elton following
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Updown court
Was reading the 'Home' supplement in the times yesterday when i stumbled across and article on updown court. It has 13 bedrooms, 20 bathrooms, 15 reception rooms, squas courts, gyms etc and is currently on the market for 70m. This all seems insane, even if you have that much to spend on a house...- shrimpled
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- elton neighbours outdoor sports stumbled
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Who To Sell?
Ok, today I made a bit of a panic buy on a superb batsmen with just woeful conc for £1.75million. I needed to boost my batting as it contained a respectable and a competent, and my side were too weak there. Anyway, I have 6 bowlers and need to sell one to get back to the £1.6million interest...- Grayson
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- elton superb tacking
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- Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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If you could .....
bump off 3 people without fear of recrimination, who would you top? Here's my three to get the ball rolling, in no real order , because the firing squads won't be denied. Michael Jackson .... Every girl I went out with in the 80's had his LP's and thought he was the nuts, so I...- southendstrett
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- cocker detest elton hut ish ive lose narrow ooh rolling uniquely
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Stroke of inspiration (I don't get them often)
If we ever suffer the misfortune of playing Col Ewe again, here's a little ditty to the tune of "I guess that's why they call it the blues" by Elton John: Oh I guess that's why they call you inbreds, Scales on your hands, extra ears on your heads, Speaking like yokels...- Sussex Shrimper
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- aunt ditty elton
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die
Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...- hexagon_sun
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- 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
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- Forum: Homer's Bar