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  1. RHB

    10 Weirdest song lyrics of all time

    The Beeb have just published the results of the 10 weirdest song lyrics of all time competition, with the Killers coming in at no 1. Anyone got any better ones?? The Killers, Human "Are we human, or are we dancer?" The Beatles, I Am The Walrus "I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    Question Seven elephants killed by goods train

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-11396729 OK, very sad, let's hold a minute's silence etc, but my question is how could this happen logistically? I can understand one elephant, maybe even two being hit and dying, but 7 by one train? How were they lined up: are we talking in single...
  3. TrueBlue

    Under The Moon Of Love... Match Report!

    Yeovil - Showaddywaddy crew report! Written by Craig The Jock McKenzie! http://www.myspace.com/theshowaddywaddycrew 21 Feb 2008 Yeovil 0 SUFC 3 Having failed to fill the spare seat left by Sam the Showaddywaddy Crew left Stanford Macdonalds at 9am with the usual 'under the moon of...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. chadded

    Rep

    Would everyone be up for resetting all rep? I''ve got more rep than you can shake a stick at, at yet im nowhere near the top. ( And no, I'm not moaning, I couldn't give a African elephants left testicle how much I've got) If we reset everyones, the game starts again, and because the amount of...
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    • elephants everyones resetting
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. South Bank Hank

    Tommy Cooper

    You can't beat a bit of Tommy so which was his best? 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 3. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. * ORM *

    Elephants never forget

    While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully. He gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large...

  7. Anyone taking Cardiff memorabilia

    Only ask because I don't want to be the only one in the silver LDV final shirt over my LDV final polo shirt, my LDV final cap on, waving my LDV final flag and with my LDV final elephants-foot umbrella stand tucked underneath my arm. Then I'd look silly. Seriously, though, someone...
  8. Vange Shrimper

    Useless Facts for the day.......

    - If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. - If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. - The human heart creates enough pressure when it...
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    • catfish cup elephants foo football gas gest humans length muscle ripping
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Some

    >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." > >2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for >shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > >3. I went to buy some...
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    • acid battery boom checks cliff curran doctors eating elephants fireworks grass lying meat muscle proving pulled singing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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