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  1. Tangled up in Blue

    Doris Lessing dies

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/national/10815074.Nobel_winning_author_Lessing_dies/ RIP to a great feminist and a wonderful author.
  2. steveo

    Doris Thirkettle RIP

    Doris Thirkettle from Pontefract has died in her sleep age 108. Nobody ever heard of her but she was a good old girl. Tributes below pelase.........
    • steveo
    • Thread
    • doris nobody rate thirkettle
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Points for Round 32

    Our welcome win at AFC saw a slightly better points return in here with my old mucker and Kristof leading the way, ahead of class and a doris or 2 9 - canveyshrimper 9 - Kristof 8 - class 6 - Tinks 6 - Roxy 5 - thenobster 5 - Brettie Angell 5 - D.O.L.L. 4 - davidovolic 4 - Shrimpersarmy 4 -...
  4. southend4ever

    Question It is the weekend...

    and some of you will wake up next to a doris that was good looking at the time with beer goggles on but with them off is absolutely despicable... Who would you rather wake up next to out of these two? Diana Vickers... Katy Perry... Oh baby, any excuse to put a couple of photos up!
  5. southend4ever

    Cheap Gifts to Keep the Doris Happy

    Dear all, I was thinking when I received 2 PMs in the space of a week and had to turn down a beer before a Southend game due to prior commitments with the bird that I should start sorting my priorities. She is a good lass. However, not comparable to football. I hate that she does not like...
    • southend4ever
    • Thread
    • comfort dinners disease dominance doris lose placement pms qui significant stumbled token toy
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. * ORM *

    Boob jobs

    "They look so natural" according to some Doris in the Echo. NO THEY DON'T ! I have yet to find a fellow male, apart from testosterone filled 17 year olds that find plastic remotely attractive. Medical reasons aside why do women do it ?
  7. * ORM *

    Trains

    I'd forgotten how sad people are on trains. Some Doris spent all journey using heat curlers - her hair looked miles better straight !
  8. Hawkwell Blue

    Orient Promoted

    Following Borient's 3-0 demise last night history suggests they will win promotion. If memory serves me last season a newly promoted League One side took on and lost at the same stage of the Carling Cup to a newly relegated Premiership side 3-0. The game was shown live on Sky, the score line...
  9. Napster

    Lyrics quiz

    OK, to warm up for the weekend, try these out? And it's true we are immune when fact is fiction and TV reality And though she will mess up your life, you want her just the same They gave you life and in return you gave them hell Knew he must've been about seventeen Every time I see...

  10. Mrs McScriven

    Call me Doris'
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