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  1. 2015-16 Season Preview - Port Vale FC

    Port Vale Full Name: Port Vale Football Club Founded: 1876-1879. - Reformed in 1907 Nickname: The Valiants, The Vale, The Valeites Ground: Vale Park - 19,052 Capacity Manager: Rob Page 2014-15 Season: SkyBet League One - 18th We've Met Before First Time: 10th December 1938 - Port Vale 0-1...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. fbm

    Pause for breath...

    So the mighty Blues have no game this week and we have bumper news stories breaking about the London Soccerdome. It's always interesting to see stories about our club that are newsworthy on a national basis and I think it's also quite interesting to see the slant that us Zoners put on it...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Any advice for the players for the Burton home leg?

    I can think of quite a few. To start. Barry Corr looks like a giant next to Holness in the centre of their defence. So like Paul Sturrock said, get those crosses in. On free kicks and some crosses from wide, send in the inswinger, always produces more goals and even own goals. The outswinger is...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. fbm

    Blog update

    It's always better to have a laugh at your own mistakes first I suppose... http://sowhogetscustodyofthenectarpoints.blogspot.pt/2012/10/doh-oh-dear.html
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    • doh html http mistakes rate
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 6

    Reigning league champion Dave the Shrimper finally wakes from his slumbers to register a week high of 12 points, closely followed by the future Blues number 1 and a quartet of players on 9 including perrennial underachiever Wickford Shrimper .. Well done Richie !!! At the arse end of things my...

  6. Team vs Aldershot

    Southend 01 Morris 02 Clohessy 15 Phillips 16 Prosser 23 Barker 04 Simpson 07 Grant 08 Easton 17 Soares 10 Corr 21 Sturrock Substitutes 24 Evans, 05 Coughlan, 18 Herd, 11 Zaaboub, 12 Hall, 09 Paterson, 28 Spencer what is sturrock doing :doh: we need pace up front not two target men.
  7. bluesbloke

    leon clarke's self-inflicted injury

    have to giggle at the shef wed v palace report in the paper this morning. "Leon is board silly Leon Clarke went from shot of the day to clot of the day after injuring himself kicking an advertising hoarding. The Sheffield Wednesday striker grabbed a fantastic goal in the relegation decider...
  8. Matt the Shrimp

    Shearer chats to The Grauniad's "Small Talk"

    Alan Shearer fails to grasp that The Grauniad's "Small Talk" has a slightly off-beat take on sporting interviews... Clicky Now, you may be forgiven for thinking that The Grauniad's take on things is pretty smug / stupid / childish (as it is in so much of its coverage). But - knowing all of...
  9. CHEMICO FC

    Only if?

    We would have keeped :doh:Lee Sawyer and Lee Barnard.
  10. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 36

    A much better week for many (though with one or two exceptions :doh:) 10 Flinty 9 Dave the Shrimper 8 chapperzUK 8 manor15 8 Wickford Shrimper 7 Tinks 7 ldnfatso 7 essexblue 6 ol blue eyes 6 class 5 southend aussies 5 BLUEBLOOD Junior 5 Drastic Sturgeon 5 Shrimpersarmy 5 The Big Shrimp 4...
  11. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 9

    Shameful ... its the only way to describe this weeks efforts .. 5 players scored only 1 point each, but if you think that is poor then there are another 7 who actually achieved less than that :doh: Drastic Sturgeon takes this weeks honours with a mere 7, one ahead of essexblue, SUFC Al and...
  12. Tangled up in Blue

    Spanish fixtures out today..

    ...and of course the first league game at Espanyol's new stadium in Cornella is against Real Madrid on the weekend of the 13th September. Since the 11th September is a public holiday in Catalonia I'd already booked a flight over for our game against Leeds on the Friday night. Sods law I suppose...
  13. fbm

    Imaginary conversations... or are they?

    Date - 1st July. Venue - Tilly's bedroom. The alarm goes off at 7 am. ST: <yawn> Ah well, another day another dollar. To be fair, it is the start of a new contract year. I wonder if Brushy has sorted out our new players. Better ring and find out. <Dials Brushies number. Phone rings for...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. BLUEBLOOD

    PL Weekly Points Round 53

    A decent week for many players .. The Big Shrimp and DtS both bagged a more than respectable 9, but both were outplayed by Emu and Wickford Shrimper who both went one better with 10 a piece. I'm joined in dunces corner by chappersUK and sufccolchester as we all got a pathetic 2 :doh:
  15. BLUEBLOOD

    Round 1: Heat 6: The Stone Roses vs Reign In Blood

    I've been waiting patiently for this one since the draw was made (all of two days :doh:) ... Genre's collide as do two of my favourite albums of all time, despite that you'd have to be Criminally Insane to not know which way my vote would go, but its up to you to decide the outcome ... The...
  16. BLUEBLOOD

    Prediction League News UP TO DATE TABLE !!! (of sorts)

    As many of you are no doubt aware i'm a bit of a computer ****** (actually i'm a lot of a computer ****** :doh:) .. so i'm unable to produce one of Mr Benedicts all singing all dancing jobbies, but here is the latest table (i've taken the liberty of leaving out a few people who don't play...
  17. MrB

    PC Brigade Strike Again!

    :doh: Middlesex
  18. Napster

    Mark Bentley and Simon Royce in the Sunday Times

    before their game v Villa From The Sunday TimesJanuary 4, 2009 Aston Villa face Gillingham dogfight Villa’s aristocrats will find Gillingham snapping at their heels Nick Townsend The temperature barely rises above freezing on a raw morning at Gillingham’s Beechings Way training ground but...
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    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  19. steveo

    Pear Shaped Betting

    Anyone have any results this week? I did an easy dead cert double - Wycombe and Leeds. Doh!
  20. fredheim_holm

    Little Big Planet

    Anyone got this? Just picked it up earlier. It's basically a glorified kids game, but a great one at that. One of the games of the year probably, and I'm only 10 minutes in. Struggling to get past a certain part :doh:
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