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  1. Uncle Leo

    Biggest load of drivel I've ever heard

    Not sure how they got my details, but some loons have sent me an email suggesting I sign a petition to protest about there being no women (other than HM The Queen) on British bank notes. Whoever wrote this needs to get out more. "Mervyn King, the Governor of the Bank of England, has announced...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Darwin awards 2012.

    Darwin Awards 2012 Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran"...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • beast bon brough bullets cases caused cliff continued conversation darwin detroit eman figs foo identified inch intent lineman officer patrol rate rock roi rope rounds san subsequent toss trigger weapons wild
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. pickledseal

    Gove sending a copy of KJ Bible to every school

    https://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/drt/si?p=CAA&ut=AFAKxlQAAAAATtEkliqGVWH9M1EkHN83-zWf3Vqrfqn9 Seriously?! I think this is a massive waste of funds from the DoE. Also who the **** does Gove think he is? Writing a foreword to the Bible?! I hope my Head sends it back. Obviously it is not...
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    • ant bible catholics darwin ish promoting pupils religious severe
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. What a knob.com

    A definite Darwin award winner... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13623938
  5. CC51DAS

    Breaking News BBC to resurrect High Altitude programme next winter

    BBC Two Programme Policy 2009/2010 Television: Select television statement policy BBC One BBC One Scotland BBC One Wales BBC One NI BBC Two BBC Two Scotland BBC Two Wales BBC Two NI BBC Three BBC Four CBeebies CBBC BBC HD Service remit BBC Two's remit is to be a mixed-genre channel...
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    • ancient ant artists attitudes bikers birth brough citizenship civil classical collapse connect contribute cultural darwin differences dishes diversity divide dramas eclectic economics economy encounter entertaining everyday exhibition factual featuring gardening humans identified innovative introduced investigate ish islam landings learning length louis marine marr minister moon music neighbours newsnight parts portfolio presenter presenters prime promoting proms resources rift schools science similar solar spread substance temporary tools twenty valley
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  6. Napster

    Rd 2 - Heat 1 Charles Robert Darwin FRS v Sir Isaac Newton FRS

    Numphgirl - Charles Robert Darwin FRS v Drastic Surgeon - Sir Isaac Newton FRS The science round!
  7. Napster

    Rd 1 Heat 12 - Charles Darwin (Numphgirl) v Terry Nutkins (Tarquin Fauntleroy)

    Numphgirl - Charles Robert Darwin FRS v Tarquin Fauntleroy - Terry Nutkins
  8. Napster

    Battle of the English Heroes - Draw/Discussion

    General discussion here - and first round draw below - 2 rounds a day except weekends and bank holidays Today, two strong rounds: True Blue - Mike Reid v Old Blue Lady - Boudica roots maul - Sir Edward William Elgar, 1st Baronet, OM, GCVO v pickled seal - Saint Alban Then, going through the...
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    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    This Article Took 3 Hours Of My Life...

    ....90 minutes to watch it, 90 minutes to write it. I'll never get that time back. Never. West Ham 0-0 West Bromwich Albion So West Bromwich Albion are just a pretty team are they? Tell that to Rob Green, the West Ham goalkeeper who felt the full wrath of the struggler's newly found nasty...
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    • achieving afterwards avoided banker blades brunt chief compensation contracts contribute cos darwin deed defeated flowing fortune fro gbp ickets ish jury moore newly parker poised sears stopped unbalanced wasn
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. Napster

    Optical Illusion for Darwin's Day

    http://richardwiseman.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/new-darwin-optical-illusion/#more-746
  11. BLUEBLOOD

    Funny email

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. duncan bulgaria

    Canoe duo Banged up

    Six and a halfs years each for the Darwin clowns , i'm glad they got equal sentences as i was sure she'd get a more lenient sentence with her stories of how he made her go along with it all that time . They really are up **** creek without a paddle now !!
  13. shrimperman

    Afternoon all!

    Good morning shrimperzone, I know this is definately in the wrong forum but as its my first message in about 4months, i thought id try my luck! At the moment im currently up in Darwin having a ball. I thought now would be an appropriate time to come back after our relegation. Ive been keeping...

  14. Top 100 Books

    Ok this must not be an obvious.Darwin, Tolstoy, Einstein etc ....It has to be a book that made YOU think. 1) Illusions~ Richard Bach
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Darwin Awards

    Sorry if any of these have appeared before... A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet...
    • One O'Clock At The Crane
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    • alcohol amounts bedroom criminal darwin diet flame following gas generator officer patrol philip qui severe wild wouldn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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