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  1. Phil and his darn striker signings !

    Ok we have seen Woody struggle,then Barney struggle,then Shaq struggle and now we have Cassidy! Cass came here with 5 in 57 appearances so anyone surprised in his 6 games here he has scored 0 ! I don't get it sorry everyone,but why sign such a player who has a ratio of nearly 1 in 13,we are...
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    • Replies: 69
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Plymouth Argyle fan in peace

    Hello everybody, just thought I would come on here and give some opinions. I notice on the match thread people have asked what sort of reception Luggy got, well it wasn't a boo or a clapp really, he worked magic at home park the first time round with 2 promotions in 2 seasons, lifting us into...
    • pafc
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    • atmosphere avoided blues darn english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hemmings ish league two npower football league ops peter gilbert rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc superb the home of football
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. ldnfatso

    Only a man would attempt this!

    Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this to a forum: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Bluesmanager

    Why Americans Should Never Travel

    Taken from another site: I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Davros

    Question The Flight debate..

    Away from the issue of the credit crunch, there is another burning debate that i feel can be ignited on the SZ front... With airline charging more and more for add on's, is it about time a persons weight should be considered when booking a flight? I understand this is an area, which in todays...
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    • airline charging condition darn peoples poxy touched
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Matt the Shrimp

    Updates from the OS...

    Well, reading Tilson on the OS today makes it pretty darn clear that that's the last we've seen of Leon Clarke: OS: Tilson Hopeful Over Signings Meanwhile, Tilson also commented on the Leon Clarke situation. The former loanee has returned to Wednesday after his loan spell expired and Tilson...
  7. Bluesmanager

    We have a Champion

    ... Kimi Raikkonen. Darn.
  8. Benfleet A1

    The Grouty Awards 06/07

    The awards for the best bits of the season as I see it are as follows, Greatest Achivement: Southend United 1 Manchester United 0 Best Goal: Mahers second against QPR Best away support at Roots Hall: Leeds United because they never stopped singing. Best Song from away supporters: 'Whats that...
  9. fbm

    Season Ticket renewals

    I have been a season ticket holder for some years now. So have my two lads. The club have had our personal details for some time. I have had the same seats for some time. If I want to renew, why can't I just say "same again please" without having to fill in application forms? If...
  10. Shrimpergonzo

    New shop opening @ 2pm

    Anyone popping along at 2pm to see Tilly open the new shop? I must say when I drove past on Friday it looked a darn site more impressive than the old effort and they seemed to be erecting a huge hoarding of (I think) Mark Bentley on the outside! I presume McScriven is too crocked to get...
  11. overseas shrimper

    YIPEEEEEEEE

    On Monday my bruv, It's Grim... , posted a package to me... and that said package arrived in Malta this morning (amazingly fast). In it was my brand spanking new home shirt (very, very nice I must say), a newspaper clipping with a picture of my bruv and his son at MTBD and two programmes...
  12. canada shrimper

    friday giggle

    >           The Pharmacist Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.  Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this  morning on the phone." Immediately the husband drove downtown to  confront the druggist, and  demand an apology...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. fbm

    Backbone needs strengthening

    Over the last month or so, we have had much discussion on this board as to the pro's and cons of Maher, Constantine, Warren, Cort and Flahavan, whether we would be bothered if they were to stay or go. So, lets sum up; (and these are not all necessarily my opinions personally, just what I...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Hello Shrimpers....

    Hello Shrimpers, Hull fan here who unfortunatly due to work wont be making the long trip 'darn sarth' today for what should be a cracking game. I must say ive been impressed with your recent form, and tonight will be a very difficult game for us, a point would be a good result in my...
    • Meanie
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    • atmosphere brough compares darn ive shrimpers taylor town
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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