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  1. The Dome

    Just heard, not sure if its old news or not but I cant find it on the SZ, that parts of the Dome have been stolen & presumably sold off for scrap.......so now its rendered pretty much useless!! Anyone else confirm this?? I did hear it from one of the dads who son attends our academy If true...
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    • blues dads dome english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two mis mistakes npower football league parts real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. OldBlueLady

    Junior Blues Meet the Players Day today

    Will report back later, I hope to see some of you over at Boots and Laces for this exclusive JB event. Do come and introduce yourself if I don't already know you! Still surprised at how many SUFC supporting dads (in particular) haven't yet signed their little cherubs up - it's incredibly good...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • blues dads english football english soccer essex football foo football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc suppor the home of football
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. Helllooo, Yellloowwws, Yelllowwwsss!

    HeyShrimpers, Nervous,very nervous! No, not at the very easy process of joiningShrimperzone, but the longing hope filled gazes at my phone. Waiting,waiting... will the ticket office call back with Morecambe tickets?! Is'ntit great that an essentially simple sport and supporting SUFC (I'msure we...
    • This Shrimpers' a keeper
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    • ant ched context dads especially essex hall helllooo heres ickets incredible joi liverpool morecambe one team in essex partly rate roots roots hall socks sufc suppor twenty utb yellloowwws yelllowwwsss
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: New to ShrimperZone?
  4. Its Only A Game

    Bit of legal advice on wills needed

    Just a quickie if there are any legal bods out there. My Dad (in his late 70's) has just found out that his brother and his wife died a couple of months ago down in Devon. For some reason none of my dads family were advised, even though his brother was in hospital for 3 weeks before passing...
  5. fbm

    Something for separated or divorced Dads maybe? Or just to laugh/sympathise?

    After over 4 years of separation my divorce finally came through just before Christmas. Everything is now sorted and I can move on. However, something I find quite cathartic is writing... so I have penned a blog. I intend to update every 3/4 weeks and will share some gems from the...
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    • cathartic dads disasters divorced followers gems marriage qui rate separated sympathise
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. half time all on the pitch

    Went to my first ever professional cricket match Sunday to see Essex V Summerset, match was really boring and the crowd were so so quite. What was interesting was the interval, all the crowd went on to the pitch, adults with their beers and fags looking at the wicket and watching the ground...
    • billy best was god
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    • blues chairs dads english football english soccer essex essex football fags football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league qui rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. DTS

    Question Taking young kids to football.?

    Mums and Dads, I am half thinking of taking my daughter to her first game on Saturday vs Northampton. We are staying at my Dads all weekend so I thought it made sense to give the wife a break and take my daughter to her first meaningful game. Her past SUFC experience is the away friendly at...
    • DTS
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    • blues dads dts turns sz into mumsnet english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two mums npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc support the home of football
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Question Blair Sturrock: Please Please Please why......

    Why does Blair Sturrock turn his back to goal and why does he always pass to the 'nearest player' I looked at his old club stats, i notice he couldnt make an appearance at TRURO CITY? and he likes to follow daddy to his clubs. Its like being a 8year old where your dads the manager and you gain a...
    • WoodhamShrimper
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    • 000 seat stadium adam bouzid alan mccormack was in mayhem last night anthony grant barry corr barry fry is clown barry harris bart bart v flavs bilel mohsni blair sturrock blues brett angell to sign bring back grays blue chris barker craig easton dads dave webb do we need such a 22 english football english soccer essex football fish puns flav's arse football football league fossets farm fourth division gain glenn morris graham coughlan harry crawford i never touched the cleaner i was playing golf with tilly the other day james merrick lewis johnny herd josh simpson ldnfasto ldnfatso league two lewis james merrick louis soares luis suarez luke prosser mad cyril mark hall mark phillips martin out matt lockwood is going to sign matt paterson merrick james lewis mindless (and completely unfounded) transfer speculation moaning about rep mohsni bilel napster knows something you don't know nicky bailey couldn't pass water no listen north bank npower football league nzamba legend old blue lady paul sturrock peter gilbert real football rhys evans richard young ron martin roots hall ryan hall scott spencer sean clohessy shrimpers soccer sofianne zaaboub southend southend united southend united 1 man u 0 southend united 1 west ham 0 southend-on-sea stan collymore to sign steve tilson sufc
    • Replies: 210
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Memory Lane Pubey's trip down memory lane

    I don’t know why, I guess I’m just getting old, but yesterday I had a real sense of nostalgia. I spent the evening thumbing through our wedding album with Mrs Pubey, a regular pastime, and my eye was drawn to a family who have been ‘family friends’ all my life. They were...
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    • ands auntie blur dads daw electricity floodlights following formations ickets iff illuminating lived loft lou qui rate rolling san somewhere sons support wish
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Find me a laptop for under £500

    The missus needs a new laptop, want it to be fast, powerful. decent battery and good screen. anyone seen any good deals? I'm not too clued up on who make decent Laptops at the moment. I have a work Toshiba which is very reliable, and I've always coveted my Dads VAIO, so if there is a Sony for...
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    • battery dads ops reliable
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: TechnoZone

  11. Owen Coyle

    Excuse the rambling, I have a soft spot for Burnley.... Owen Coyle to Bolton. If there ever was a mismatch made in heaven then this is it. Up until a few years ago Southend v Burnley was a regular fixture. Dour and difficult to play away and we'd look to get points off them at home. Yet I...
  12. GNH

    Top 10 legendary names at work

    People of SZ, Having just sent an email to a rather unusually named person at work, i trawled through our company email list to find our top 10 best named people. They are as follows: Aileen Archdeacon - obviously her second job Charmaine Dullard - oh dear Clodagh Memery - sounds like...
    • GNH
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    • callender dads unusually worthy
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. cockles is back

    Games you have had to miss or leave early because you have chit yourself

    ok Ill start his one, but only on a couple of occasions, once in the west bank in 86, realised I needed a poo in them west stand toilets only to realise there was no door or bog roll having to make my mate Joey Toffs stand over the door and wipping me arse on me dads programme, leaving early at...
  14. Matt the Shrimp

    Saucy Sweeties...

    Apparently, a chap in Yorkshire finds Maoam sweets offensive... Maoam's "carnal encounter" :)
  15. sufc_tom

    Birthdays in June

    I don't know how many I know as there is too many!! My dads was yesterday 16th, mine is 29th, bosses is 25th, couple of guys at work there misses are 23rd and 28th. I can think of atleast another 10 people from school etc that have birthdays this month.
  16. DTS

    Question Players you would most/ least like to holiday with and why

    If you won a Blues Lottery competion and had to go on holiday with one of the players who would you most / least like to go with and why? I think Adam Barrett would be a good laugh to go away I as you could have a bit of banter with him. As were both recent Dads we could swap tales of...
  17. canveyshrimper

    Play Off Final

    Congratulations to Burnley getting back into the top division 30 odd years after dropping out. I've a soft spot for The Clarets as they were my old dads team. :clap::clap:

  18. Block W

    Very dissappointing to see some shaken up looking Dads leading their young kids away from Block W when the unpleasantness broke out - It seems the clubs sells Block W to latecomers and newcomers meaning if you are new to Roots Hall or bringing kids for the first time you are going to be...
  19. RickySUFC

    Joke

    Little boys goes into his mums room and asks "Is it wrong to have a willy ?" the mum replies "no whys that". The boys says because dads sweating like f*@k in the bathroom trying to pull his off.

  20. The chat.

    Last week it fell upon me to have THE CHAT with my 10 year old son as his mother found hair on his balls the obv sign that he was ready for THE CHAT.So did i take him aside or out for a drive or down the pub for a beer nah did it over dinner,kids wetting themselfs,4 yr old now loves the word...
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