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  1. Benfleet A1

    RIP Donna Hartley

    Donna Hartley, The Golden Girl 400m runner from the late 70's early 80's has passed away. I personally had a teenage crush on her and it's a shame to see one go so young. A great shame.
  2. * ORM *

    Candy Crush Fever

    Has it taken over yet. All the rage here in HK. I resisted for weeks but finally felt the urge to blend in a month back. Up to 131.

  3. The crush at the end

    Dont know if your aware but the steps next to blue voice section had a massive crush at final whistle. I was at the bottom of it with 2 other lads one was John Campbell and the other I dont know. However all 3 of us was on the floor and the stewards should of opened the gates instead of...
    • Badger74
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Burger King twitter was hacked...

    McDonalds‏@BurgerKing Try our new BK(℠) Bath Salt! 99% Pure MDPV! Buy a Big Mac, get a gram free! @dfnctsc @tshyne @mcdonalds McDonalds‏@BurgerKing This is why we were sold to @McDonalds! All of our employees crush and sniff percocets in the bathrooms =[ @DFNCTSC...
    • Pubey
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    • bath burger crush http iff rack rate twit
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Razam

    Anyone good at writing Business Proposals *cough-begging letter-cough*??

    I know the likelyhood of anyof these taking over is very remote, but....
    • Razam
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Yorkshire Blue

    Most effeminate XI

    The way new signing John Spicer minces in midfield makes me think of long time DtS crush Scott Forbes on tranquilisers. Which other Southend players past or present would make a SUFC most effeminate XI? I'm thinking Slipper's old housemate, Adrian Clarke. Scott Spencer's perm and running...
    • Yorkshire Blue
    • Thread
    • blues crush dts effeminate english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea spicer sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. One for Rusty - You Know You Are A Taliban If:

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests...
    • A Century United
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    • afford amazed bacon bombs crush discover goa roadside shoes wipe wives
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. canveyshrimper

    Harry's Nostalgia - North Bank Memories

    With the imminent return to the North Bank, albeit for two games I thought I'd share a few memories with you, while I still have them that is. Firstly though a big well done to Smiffy, TrueBlue and all the others who have worked hard to achieve this. :clap: From the first day I stepped into...
    • canveyshrimper
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    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. BLUEBLOOD

    SUFC like coming from behind !!!

    Yesterday was just the latest in a long line of matches where we've come from 2 down to win .. Others i recall were Newport and Rushden where we were 2-0 behind and won 4-2, Sheffield United and Wigan where we turned a 0-2 scoreline into a 3-2 win and an LDV-type game versus Cambridge where we...
  10. Ron Manager

    Hillsborough 20 years on

    I was 15 when this happened. By then I'd already been on a terrace and moved 20 feet across it without my feet touching the ground...just being moved around in the crush. Now that was just watching a 4th Division team, heaven knows what it would have been like at a big ground in something like...
  11. Slipperduke

    United Crushed By Rampant Reds

    Manchester United 1-4 Liverpool (Ronaldo 23) (Torres 28) (Gerrard 44, pen) (Aurelio 77th) (Dossena, 90+1) Old Trafford has never emptied so quickly. Even before Manchester United were put out of their misery by referee Alan Wiley, there were more empty seats than supporters. Those...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • anderson ant cas caused champions controlled crush dimi dru eto fernando finishing historic humiliation intent iron jury money rack rate samuel sting stopped
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  12. afc telford win again!!!

    if any one intrested we played tonite in the 3rd round of the sultana cup.was at home playing a blue square prem team. we won 4-3 thats now 13 games unbeaten. looking forward too saturday. we dont mind if you crush us its the f.a cup and since i joined on here you lot have been very friendly.its...
  13. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Two-headed baby born in Bangladesh

    A baby has been born with two heads causing crowds of 150,000 to surround a hospital. Police were called in to control the throngs in Bangladesh amid fears of a stampede that could crush the boy, named Kiron, and his 22-year-old mother...
  14. DTS

    Rough woman you know you shouldnt fancy but do....

    I was over Mrs DtS's parents yesterday for sunday lunch. We ended up watching the crap that is Eastenders. Anyway for some reason I found myself getting a rise over Bradleys Mum. I dont know what it was about her as she aint very nice but for some reason all I wanted in the world was to smash...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • crush dts prepared
    • Replies: 141
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Interpol Shrimper

    Most embarassing moment as a Shrimper

    Further to the Pub thread "Most toe-curling moment" I thought I'd create a specific one related to your time as a Southend United fan. I've got 3 actually. First one is when I almost fell out of the front row of the South Upper after Mike Marsh's 92nd minute winner against Ipswich in 1996. As...

  16. Bournemouth Match reports

    Take your pick, there's loads here: http://www.newsnow.co.uk/newsfeed/?name=Bournemouth+FC I recommend the "Southend Crush Struggling Cherries" from the Bournemouth daily Echo. UTB
  17. BLUEBLOOD

    Celebrities from the past that you fancied ...

    When i was younger i had a thing for Kim Basinger :) Which celebrity of the past did you have a crush on ?? ** cue Cricko and canveyshrimper regaling us with tales of Vivienne Leigh and Jayne Mansfield :p :p :p **
  18. GNH

    Womens World Records!

    Women's World Records Car Parking The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 63ft 2ins, equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on October 12, 1993. She started the manoeuvre...
    • GNH
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. DTS

    Virgin School.

    Worked a bit late last night and by the time I got in not a lot what on... However I found a classic programme called "Virgin School" which basically was about a 26 years old bloke who had never even pulled a bird. He went out to Amsterdam and met a 60 year old sex therapist who taught him how...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • crush hanks pulled taught
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Kenny

    ex-striker braces

    Drewe gets a brace as Boston crush Wrexham 4-0 Connie got 2 for Port Vale down at Bournemouth Also Tes got a couple in Stockprots 5-2 win over Darlo.
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