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  1. Cries well out. Mohsni in???????????

    Well, if ever we need to swallow our pride, or Moshni needs to prove he's sill got something to offer..... FFS bring him in for 3 games ......
  2. Slipperduke

    Men In Pants

    It is no longer safe for me to leave the house. I just can't take the risk. Don't cry for me, it's not so bad. I've got cable television, the internet, a well stocked fridge and I'm sure someone will post me a copy of Football Manager 2010. Sure, I'll miss my friends and the fresh air, but it's...
  3. Napster

    Dominic Iorfa

    In trouble with the Nigerian FA Iorfa cries wolf - Over referees’ c’tee Patrick Ngwaogu, Abuja - 03.05.2009 A board member of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF), Dominic Iorfa caused a scene at the Glass House Secretariat of the Federation during the week when he openly accused a colleague...
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    For our troops

    This text comes from an email i just received, the email is a chain letter complete with photos championing the work carried out by our troops, and those of our allies, day in / day out in war zones across the globe If you like to receive the original, please PM me with your email addy and i...
  5. DoDTS

    Abuse of opposing players.

    We hear it at every game and at every ground in the country, but this is nothing new. I am doing some research on the Kursaal and here is a complaint about the crowd in a reserve match (South Eastern League) v Southampton in 1919. I visited the Kursaal last Saturday and watched a creditable...
  6. scrounger

    Smooth Operator: 27 ways to make girls smile.... NOT SUITABLE FOR EVERYONE

    Number 22 makes me laugh... 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" - this will keep her on her toes. And girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness, (or if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she...
  7. Sussex Shrimper

    Just watched the game on Sky+

    I was otherwise occupied last night watching The Fratellis (who rocked, btw), but I've just watched the game having managed to avoid the result up until then. Coming through London Victoria at around midday today I spotted in the distance a group of fans waving blue and white flags, singing...
  8. C C Csiders

    Oh Doncaster! So much to answer for.....

    One, I guess, for The Smiths fans'. Just penned this based on the lyrics of Suffer Little Children: Up the A1, take me up the A1 Up to the north And a play-off win Up the A1, take me up the A1 Up to the north And a play-off win Sean O’Driscoll, and your Wembley dream Oh Neil Sullivan...
  9. CC51DAS

    Pressure on Leeds and Forest

    The expectation from the fans of these two 'big' clubs is mounting .Forest could be promoted today if they get past their jinx team Yeovil and Donny screw up - but will they get another bout of the nerves if they find themselves in the play-offs again ? And Leeds fans expect their mighty team...
  10. Cliff Pavilion

    Predicting the Predictable

    Love him or loathe him, Tilly has undoubtedly proved himself to be conservative in his team selection over the years. But the team for this Saturday really cries out for change - particularly at the back. He cannot ignore the amount of goals against this season, especially as we are scoring...
  11. Leeds Away

    Many of you will be aware of the fine old mess Leeds have got themselves into re Bates buying them back and I appreciate that they are not exactly our best loved opponents. However this isn't really about the club, but instead their supporters who are now experiencing what we've gone through in...
  12. The view from Neverland on Maldon!

    My mate and me (not captain hook or tinkerbell) turn up on what turns out to be a pretty 'fresh' evening in Maldon. My Mccoys not being enough, I decide to hit the burger bar. A little family run establishment, £1 for about 8 chips being my biggest agitation. 45 minutes until kick off, I have a...
  13. We've been here before.

    These depressed, defeated headlines, interespersed with rallying cries, I've seen them all before. Remember these? Bunch of Let Downs!! Why We Are So Downhearted (fbm)!! Got To Win Our Last Three!! Poor Team Selection (wiggy, of course :p )!! It's All Over (CSJ)!! Recall Bramble!! And I...
  14. Winkle

    A very funny story!

    This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...
  15. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Leicester

    TEN MAN BLUES SNATCH LATE POINT Southend battled against all odds to claim a precious point at Roots Hall today which will assist in the fight against relegation. It may be easy for some to see this as two points dropped but given the manner of last weeks defeat, the midweek furore, the fact...
  16. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Derby

    BLUES SUCCUMB TO HOWARDS WAY It was another point-less afternoon for Southend at the Hall as Derby went clear at the top of the Championship after doing the double over the bottom side. The main difference between the teams was Rams front man and ex-Luton striker Steve Howard. He did the...
  17. blues_r_best

    A guide on how to keep a girl...

    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by...
  18. Eastwood

    Crystal Palace. I await the yawns and 'who's your source' cries. Don't waste your time just remember you heard it here first.
  19. Slipperduke

    Attention Matt the Shrimp!

    Last season, you may recall that we had a pint after the Blackpool fightback and basked in the glory of knowing that promotion was just around the corner. There we were, singing Tilson's praises and reflecting on our progress, when I went off on a tangent. "You know what, Matt?&quot...
  20. shrimperman

    Alan Curbishley

    Just heard his comments before tonights FA match. Charlton subsidised all travel to the game and in return want the fans to make themselves noticed. Classic quotes about encouraging the fans to make some noise, "get yourself co-ordinated", "lets have some ring leaders" mad...
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