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10th annual Dave's Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe competition
The full list of shortlisted jokes: I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change. Ken Cheng (Winner) Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book. Frankie Boyle I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the...- RHB
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ref Watch ........ Oxford H
It may be a little early in the season to talk about "must win" games, but a defeat against so far win-less Oxford could leave us consigned to the nether regions of the division - not what was expected. However recent history is on our side as we go for our seventh consecutive home win over...- Mick
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- blues combine english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Combine any two players
Watching young Coulthirst play, it's clear to me there's a talented footballer in there. At the moment, he's showing the old Eastwood ability for getting himself into a shooting position but the old Daniel Webb ability for finishing. If only we could combine his jinkiness* with the finishing of...- South Bank Hank
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- ard blues coker combine eastwood english football english soccer essex football finishing foo football football league fossets farm fourth division hirst league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Question What are you expecting from Freddy this season?
Message Removed.- Blue_Shrimper1959
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- ant blues combine english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division jury league league two npower football league rate real football realistically roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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IT help
Lads help I have two PDFs that I need to combine into 1 PDF. I can't print and then scan as one as it's loses all quality. Anyone know how I can combine the two originals? Thanks- DTS
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ref Watch ...... Hereford away
There is probably not a single team in the entire League that has as good a recent record against any other team as ours against Hereford. Our ten match record reads "Played 10 Won 10 Goals For 20 Goals Against 2". Combine that with a referee we have never lost with and we must surely have the...- Mick
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- appointments blues combine english football english soccer essex football fom football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league port rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football vale
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Top goalscorer/win the league combination bet
Does anyone know if its possible to bet on a team to win the league and combine it with a striker to top score? Say Southend to win league 2 and Harris to be League 2 top scorer? Went into Ladbrokes today and the staff didn't seem to have a clue!- Its Only A Game
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- combine league southend
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- Forum: BetZone
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programming help - batch.bat file
hi all, i've got about 70 text files in a folder that i want to batch together. can someone write me the code to put into a batch.bat file that will combine it. I've googled it but got very confused very quickly. plenty of green for any help!- Pubey
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- combine folder
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The SZ Saturday Gamble Nominations 13/02/10
Last week saw the start of a new idea on the zone that I have called 'The SZ Saturday Gamble' where we combine the footballing prediction skills of the SZ users to help others decide how to approach there Saturday betting :) The Rules are as follows..... There will be 2 threads each for each...- TrueBlue
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- banker cas combine ford includes nomination predictio stronger
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Best Comedy series of the 00s?
Further to MK's thread about the state of comedy, I thought it might be good to discuss which comedy show was your favourite from the last decade. Many of the choices speak for themselves; The Office was a critical smash over here and developed the fly-on-wall feel of Ianucci / Morris' early...- seany t
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- combine core dramas enthusiasm exports fur gentlemen gest inbetweeners kim lucrative morris multiple music numbering phoenix political rock sitcoms
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Sunday 27th December? What you up to my friends?
Guys and Girls, I am in a position to offer an exclusive offer to Southend Fans. What is this to do with Southend United? I hear you ask Well, my fellow shrimperzoners - if you produce a match ticket / season card / or PM me on the board - you will get a discount on your ticket. This is...- J
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- combine entered hall historic leaflets literally mix music promoting rock roots walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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What are You Doing on Sunday 27th December?
Guys and Girls, I am in a position to offer an exclusive offer to Southend Fans. What is this to do with Southend United? I hear you ask ;) Well, my fellow shrimperzoners - if you produce a match ticket / season card / or PM me on the board - you will get a discount on your ticket. This is...- J
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- artists combine entered hall historic leaflets literally mix music promoting rock roots walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Best excuses for late arrival at work
Everyone on SZ, Lets combine ideas and suggestions for the best excuses for late arrival at work. What are the best/worst/funniest excuses you have used or your colleagues have used for your/their late arrival? After a frustrating morning on the Northern Line and only 3 months into my job the...- southend4ever
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- combine signal unacceptable
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Remaining positive
Even before I start writing this article I get a feeling it is hard to keep/get everyone feeling positive with the current situation of the squad/lack of signings. But we do need to remember, we do still have some good players, who can do a decent job. Okay. Steve Mildenhall- Massive...- BaileytheQuitter
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Interview with an Exile: Christmas Special with Backpacking Shrimper!
The latest installment of the Interview with an exile thread, is Steve's Christmas Special from Australia - Happy Christmas everyone! Few piccies of the man himself...He loves posing for the camera, bless him :D 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since late October 2007! Nearly...- Irish_Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Combine a footballer & videogame name thread
Isn't it about time we had a good old fashioned pointless pun based thread? There has been far too much meaningful discussion going on here of late... For example: Super Romario World Efe Sodje-Zero The Legend of Zoltan Liptak Star Ruel Fox And if you're struggling for videogame titles...- seany t
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mexican Viagra!! Be warned
Warning - Do Not Order Mexican Viagra ! Important Bulletin Many men are buying 'black market' Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with ground up Mexican Jumping Beans...- shrimperton
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tidying up the Zone
In order to remove old posters who have re-registered with new names and make the membership figures more realistic could any members PM me with details of previous names and I will combine post counts and remove the old accounts. Thanks in anticipation Ken- McNasty
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- combine hanks remove
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Tidying up the Zone
In order to remove old posters who have re-registered with new names and make the membership figures more realistic could any members PM me with details of previous names and I will combine post counts and remove the old accounts. Thanks in anticipation Ken- McNasty
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- combine hanks remove
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Gunners
Just occasionally, maybe once a year at most, there comes a football match so beautiful, so intense, so frantic and so scoop-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor exciting, that it's all you can do not to fall to the ground and openly weep in thanks that you were able to watch it. This was an epic struggle...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum