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clowns

  1. Benfleet A1

    Clowns

    My missus has a old family friend who does house clearance and is a sometime antique dealer. He is also seriously mad as a brush and can bore for Britain but his heart is in the right place. He seems to have taken a shine to my kids and always sends something to them on birthdays and christmas...
  2. Benfleet A1

    EU Vote - In or Out?

    Surprised that this hasn't cropped up today but hey ho. Our betters today will be voting on whether we, the voters who put these clowns into The Houses of Parliment are grown up enough to have a referendum on our continued membership of the European Union. Both Labour and the Tories are putting...
  3. Slipperduke

    Liverpool Are Doomed - With Or Without Rafa

    Rafa Benitez deserves to be sacked. He’s had six years, hundreds of millions of pounds and Liverpool are worse off now than they were under Gerard Houllier. But if George Gillett and Tom Hicks think that his demise will make any difference to their stricken football club, they are very much...
  4. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
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  5. TrueBlue

    TV Awards

    Ant and sodding Dec last night talk about cheap TV these two clowns should be removed from TV forthwith!

  6. Zone Update Oh David!

    A new email from David. Its long so I have only posted main bits; - for a high number of games this season I have had a colleague listen to the commentary feed and advises me if there are any problems. So far this season, he hasn't reported any to me. - I understand that when the away...
  7. duncan bulgaria

    Canoe duo Banged up

    Six and a halfs years each for the Darwin clowns , i'm glad they got equal sentences as i was sure she'd get a more lenient sentence with her stories of how he made her go along with it all that time . They really are up **** creek without a paddle now !!
  8. TrueBlue

    Pj and Duncan

    What do we think of these clowns?
  9. Matt the Shrimp

    Just got back

    Well, it's about the only time I get to start a "just got back" thread, so I thought I'd do it. Actually, I got back 30 minutes ago - one of the few redeeming features of tonight. Random thoughts from the game... * The approach to the ground... blimey, it's like something out of Mad Max -...
  10. ShrimplyTheBest

    Boo Boys

    Great turnaround from the team today... and another vital 3 points!!! The worst thing that can happen these days is to concede an early goal at Roots Hall... all of the sudden the boo boys at the back of whats supposed to be the blue voice were out. "Wheres Eastwoods money gone?!" "Tilson Out"...
  11. MrB

    SZ BT League Thread

    Kicks off for it's fifth incarnation this weekend, all but one team from last season is playing plus 7 new teams. Level I Crabbys Catchers (2802) Essex Javelins (3249) ShrimperZone CC (2480) Southend (2503) Southend United (188) Whos your Daddy (4571) Level II DIBS DIPPERS (3928) French...
  12. MrB

    SZ Cup

    Some of the usual suspects have not entered this season, current entry list below. Let me know asap if you want to play. Adwick C.C. [teamid=4140] Ath Chorley [teamid=4315] Bartlet’s XI [teamid=5847] BATTY SHRIMPERS [teamid=3883] Black Parade [teamid=1064] Canberra Convicts [teamid=6459] Cape...
  13. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Week 4

    Premier League Crabbys Catchers v Southend United Whos your Daddy v Old Chelmsfordians Southend v ShrimperZone CC Division 1 Lanson Dream XI v BATTY SHRIMPERS Southend Utd CC v DIBS DIPPERS Essex Javelins v N-Trance shire Division 2 Golden Green v Ateneintenn XI tambos team v Ath Chorley...
  14. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Week 3

    Premier League ShrimperZone CC v Crabbys Catchers Old Chelmsfordians v Southend Southend United v Whos your Daddy Division 1 BATTY SHRIMPERS v General Stars N-Trance shire v DIBS DIPPERS Essex Javelins v Southend Utd CC Division 2 Ateneintenn XI v Batricians of Malvern Muppet XI v Ath Chorley...
  15. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Week 2

    Premier League Crabbys Catchers v Old Chelmsfordians - Crabbys Catchers win by 9 wickets ShrimperZone CC v Southend United - Southend United win by walkover Southend v Whos your Daddy - Whos your Daddy win by walkover Division 1 Essex Javelins v BATTY SHRIMPERS - Essex Javelins win by 268...
  16. MrB

    SZ BT Cup - Week 1

    Premier League NO FIXTURES Division 1 BATTY SHRIMPERS v DIBS DIPPERS - DIBS DIPPERS win by 6 wickets General Stars v Essex Javelins - Essex Javelins win by 126 runs Lanson Dream XI v N-Trance shire - N-Trance shire win by 6 wickets Division 2 Ateneintenn XI v Ath Chorley - Ateneintenn XI...
  17. The Artful Shrimper

    Time Team Time Again

    The Time Team lot recently dug around for bits of stuff in prittlewell discovering we harboured the site of an old king, meanwhile at Coplchester tonight we'll see how in contrast to Southend being the home of a king, C********r had a circus! complete with clowns and freak shows no...

  18. Mcintyre the other night

    Did anyone see that programme on those supposed gangster clowns from Manchester the other night? It was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life, they were the biggest scruffiest wallys i have ever seen in my life, driving about in their ten year old Volvo.

  19. TONIGHT.

    Luckily myself and the Cockroach have got hold of some tickets from our season ticket mates so we will be gracing Birdbrain Road in the Southend end. Can't bloody wait and fancy us to nick all three points with Fredy getting a double brace to shut those mouthy East London clowns up.
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