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citroen

  1. Jam_Man

    Car Buying advice - Citroen C5/Vauxhall Insignia

    Driven one of my two 2003 Focus into the ground, its still going but has 120k on the clock now and needs upgrading. As you can see by having two older cars Im not really a car person ! I do however do a fair bit of driving, about 1300 miles a month and Id like soemthing half decent, without...
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    • alarm amounts citroen diesel insignia pile qui rate vauxhall
    • Replies: 64
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Benfleet A1

    The mongol rally 2012

    Well I had intended on leaving this until nearer the time but things have moved on a little quicker than expected so here goes. Several years ago I was being all funky and surfing the net when I happened across an web site called TheAdventurists. Through my drunken haze I read about a totally...
    • Benfleet A1
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    • abuses axes bon borders brough citroen cooking desert diabetes dru engine funky gems gove hanks kia knackered ley money oil parts prime quicker raped rate reserved rounds scissors shrimperzone stronger suffering support threatened ticks topping visual zealous
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Benfleet A1

    Setting the record straight

    Just to put this to bed. It appears that I have rattled a few feelings with my hating France thread so to put the record straight heres a couple of confessions. I proposed to my missus at the top of The Eiffel Tower during a romantic trip to Paris, had one of the best meals of my life there and...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • brough citroen hating heres meals occasions proposed tower
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Benfleet A1

    Why I Hate the French

    It has long been known that I hate the French and I have often been asked why that is so. Well here it is, Charles De Gaulle, port blockades, burning sheep, Sangatte, cheap wine, Napoleon, bone idle farmers, mime artists, Renault, Charles De Gaulle, French military tactics, awful army, worse...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • army artists ban beef bone citroen eating hating military referendum tower
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Slipperduke

    That Sodding Dancing Robot

    I wouldn't want anyone to think that I didn't like Transformers. I am of that age. An age where pocket-money was stockpiled and then squandered on curious plastic trinkets with names like Bumblebee, Starscream and Optimus Prime. Look, it's a plane! Look, it's...erm...a robot that...erm...sort of...
    • Slipperduke
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    • ched citroen cruel didn especially features fro huh money prime qui revert wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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