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  1. Supershrimper

    Question The Southend death warrant

    Just seen that Karl Robinson has left MK Dons after losing to Southend. How many other managers have got the chop after losing to us?
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Tangled up in Blue

    "Tainted" New Year's Honours list

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-35201149 Maybe it's time the NY's Honours list got the chop? I was glad to see Denis Law pick up a gong but this is surely a system past its sell by date?

  3. Removing a fridge

    All, I need to remove a fridge from a very narrow gap - in fact the old fridge was "kicked" into place as the dumbass plasterer boarded the wall when I told him not to. There is literally NO space between wall and fridge. Now I've been told I can't chop it in half with a chainsaw - has anyone...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • boarded chop literally narrow pulling remove
    • Replies: 172
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. the chop

    does anyone know who sturrock is getting rid of yet?
    • t meister
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    • blues chop english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Paul Sturrock

    Whilst I have been signed up on SZ for sometime my posts are few and far between, I am more of an observer. Some recent posts particularly after defeats are so negative. In my opinion I think PS is a very good experienced manager at this level and we should be very grateful to have him...
    • SimonRav
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    • blues chop competitive divine english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division fur ive league two mistakes money npower football league patience paul sturrock real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc support the home of football
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. DTS

    Question Getting the snip ???

    Come on the lads. Anyone done it? I am thinking two is enough for me and with the price of contraception nowadays then what better way to make a credit crunch busting save than to hang up my nads and have the chop. Anyone done it and regretted it? Cheers DtS
    • DTS
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    • chop contraception dts turns sz into mumsnet
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. MrB

    £50 for your chosen charity

    In case you haven't seen it, follow the link, add some scores and you could win £50 (or more depending on numbers) to donate to the charity of your choice. No cost. You have until 12 noon to do it so chop chop! http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=61233
  8. southend4ever

    Despair

    It is a shame to now log onto this website and see at least 5 new threads a day that are shaped towards the same issues. Tilson out, Martin out, Finances. The once positive Shrimpers Chit-Chat is a mere needle in a haystack to what it once was. Talk of relegation coincides with a team going...
    • southend4ever
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    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. pickledseal

    Breaking News Revelling In It - 22/7/09

    Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘John Rambo’ Barrett Steve ‘living the dream’ Parmenter Dougie ‘YTS’ Freedman Sometimes it’s good to let your hair down (unless you’re Adam Barrett and can’t!) and the last few weeks we’ve had the opportunity to do two things which have certainly bonded...
    • pickledseal
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Happy Bastille day

    Im off to chop the head off of a posh person.
  11. Irish_Shrimper

    SZ Big Brother - Week 5 Eviction Night!

    Eviction day is here for week 5, and both Hutton and Davewebbsbrain are up based on their points totals for the week. In addition, week 5 challenge winner OBL has selected a further two people to fight against the chop... Napster... and... The Flying Scotsman. First and second in the poll...
  12. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Six

    Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Bluesmanager

    Is There Anything Better than Movie Maker

    Going cheap out there? (I'd prefer a decent bit of freeware to be honest) Trying to make a vid but need to chop up some songs for it - which WMM doesn't want to do.

  14. More problems with the Banks

    This news just in from Tokyo. Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches. Trading in the Kamikaze Bank has ceased after its shares nose dived. At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop. Analysts also report that something fishy is...
  15. londonblue

    Credit Crisis - Japanese Banks

    The credit crisis has reached Japan... In the last 7 days: * Origami Bank has folded, * Sumo Bank has gone belly up and, * Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. * Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, * While...

  16. Breaking News Rev's Daily Diary

    From the Blues Insider e-mail REVELLING IN IT Welcome to this weeks column of ‘Revelling In It’. Whilst I could talk about Saturday’s performance in detail again, sometimes words aren’t enough and it becomes time to let our feet do the talking, of which we are confident of doing so against...
    • Pubey
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    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. pringlejon

    Tim Vine

    No, he's not a footballer. He's a comedian who at one point held the world record for the most jokes in an hour. Went to see him in reading and highly recommend. Few videos on youtube and dvd is on play.com And by the way he specialises in puns! I'm expecting a bit of red for encouraging this...
  18. Tangled up in Blue

    Doncaster style?

    What's all this about us playing in Doncaster's style next season? Paul Brush refers to it in his BW interview on the OS. Apart from Maher getting the chop(which we knew about already)what difference is this likely to make to our playing style? We know that Mac and Bailey are more direct than...
  19. samib

    Mayweather defeats the Big Show lol

    In front of 74,635 WWE fans , Mayweather smashed the Big Show in the jaw with a set of brass knuckles to defeat the Giant. On Sky sports it says that "Mayweather showed his critics how serious a performance he was prepared to put on, as for most of the battle he was on the receiving end of...

  20. Hartlepool press -

    Pools squad fear for futures BAD RESULT: Ritchie Humphreys « Previous « PreviousNext » Next » View GalleryBy HARTLEPOOL United's players are fearing for their futures. That was the message today from skipper Ritchie Humphreys in the aftermath of the capitulation to Cheltenham Town. It has...
    • Rayleigh boy
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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