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chavs

  1. chadded

    Jeremy Kyle

    Is a legend. Haven't watched him for a while but it always makes me realise I'm middle class when I see the chavs on there!
  2. The Big Shrimp

    Just Got Back-Almost!!

    I've just been given a brief Match Report from the womens SUFC left back Apes, who's on her way back as we speak! A well deserved point & perhaps we even deserved to sneak a win. Stoke a a bit dirty, but didn't stop us from trying to play the way we normally do. Hammell was stretchered off...
  3. Reading Shrimper

    Experiences of scummy Cardiff

    Fantastic result today, we could go off the bottom if Leeds lose to Birmingham! However....I'm glad to be away from Cardiff. Horrible, horrible place. After the match, some chavs came up to me and said 'If you don't take that top off I'll break your mouth'...charming...
  4. * ORM *

    So much to say - so little time !

    First visit back to these boards for 3 weeks or more. The new job is fantastic other than the fact that the Zone is banned (phew you say) . I'm out of the house from 6.20 to 8pm or later so usually by the time I get home it's dinner, a quick catch up with Mrs ORM, post and the box then bed...

  5. Last night I saw

    Spinner in KFC on the A127 (Bazzo branch). Two questions; Firstly, should he be eating KFC? Secondly, should a SUFC player be driving a brand new silver 911 turbo? Was quite funny watching him keep looking round anxiously to ensure no chavs were nicking it
    • On the Boardwalk
    • Thread
    • bra chavs eating qui spin turbo
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Winkle

    Its a funny old game!

    Its totally amazed me today, how many phone calls and E.mails Ive had today asking if I can get tickets for the big game! Now not one to rock anyones boat but if I could have got more than the one thay are allocating for seasos, the last people I would want to by tickets for are glory...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • amazed chavs essex hay icke ickets ive mails rock seasos suppor wes whos
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. DTS

    Labels

    Without meaning to cause offence to anyone wearing this label I have really noticed Lonsdale seem to be every where but worn by loads of tramps. My old work mate Ben had a pair of Londsdale trainers about 2 years ago and I thought they were ok. First time I had come across them. However last...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • adidas chavs hes lonsdale ops wes
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Bielzibubz

    From a Brighton board

    Read this and wet myself. "I bloody hate going to Southend. 12 year old chavs trying to wind us up on the train on the way back. Southend'll draw Chelsea or Arsenal now, just bloody watch". Yes please
  9. J

    People you hate

    for me, it's mainly types of people, instead of actual examples.. 1.Paedophiles, bullies and cowards, 2.terrorists, cowards, 3.Benefit babes, grab grab grab.. 4.Grunger thingies.. soap dodgers, and blokes wearing make up 5.Murderers, no right to take someone elses life 6.Female Liberists...
    • J
    • Thread
    • blah bullies chavs ead essex faul foo grab terrorists types
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. KrustyTheKray

    Your most despised town in Britain...

    Following on from the most despised country theme, what is your most hated town in Britain? If you could push the button on one town/Village/city, who would it be? Come on, we've all been to dodgy area's around the country whether its to a Southend away game or not. There's so many...

  11. London Bridge

    When we arrived last night at london bridge police told us not to go any further for a few minutes as millwall were bein escorted through. So we stood watching them go through all little chavs giving it the big one. Just wondered if any shrimpers had ne run in's with this millwall group as...

  12. Cheltenham Town

    Well done to Cheltenham Town, who beat the fishy chavs of Grimsby 1-0 to be promoted to league 1 - just to make sure it still has a ground as crap as Layer Road... They could even afford to miss a penalty and two one-on-ones with the Mariner's 'keeper!

  13. I timely reminder...

    Just cleaning up my hard drive and I found this from the Grimsby game last season... Remember how you felt at that moment... think how different it's going to feel this season. THE BLUES ARE GOING UP!!!
  14. * ORM *

    Col Ewe Terrace One Roll Call

    Obviously where the classier fans will be standing, led by yours truly. 1) ORM The Chavs are all in terrace 2 or the seats.
  15. J

    F UKING DISGUSTED..

    F v o o m: Went to grab a newspaper of the seat and was pushed aside some Lippy Chavs who proceeded to say "Get out the way or we'll stab you" Typical, then said to them go on then.. obviously the thought of actually being confronted stopped them (typical cowards) as they got off...
    • J
    • Thread
    • chavs fro grab stopped
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. Lets lay this issue to rest

    I have already voiced my opinion that i believe both Ricketts and Southend supporters are to blame but to try to get boyfrombrazil closed down...a loyal website to the community which has existed for years goes a bit too far. Goes a bit too far like the Southend supporters who have labelled us...
    • Dbantx
    • Thread
    • bradford chavs claiming existed southend suppor
    • Replies: 50
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. * ORM *

    Oh what an atmosphere !

    I love a party with a happy atmosphere ! As the atmosphere on Saturday was as flat as Goldie Hawn's chest I'd like to suggest limiting our home gate to 8,000 for big games and asking each non-season ticket fan 3 SUFC related questions before they come through the turnstiles. If...
    • * ORM *
    • Thread
    • atmosphere cas chavs comedians fur icke league miscreants seated sufc test wes
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. KrustyTheKray

    This New PA Announcer!

    Yet again this new PA bloke was simply awful!! You cant understand him and his way of reading each SUFC player out is a joke!!  He's trying to be something he's not.. He's like a reall poor boxing announcer. Get Jeff Allen back...Quick, he was so much better. As for this new half time...
    • KrustyTheKray
    • Thread
    • ands attire blues chavs eastwood icke ickets north bank ran sandwiches shirt stopped subbed sufc superb tilly tunnel wes
    • Replies: 67
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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