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  1. May backs the troops...at long last.

    Government sends our brave boys and girls into action yet they all are subject to false claims about their behaviour. War must be one horrible place,I know I would be one total coward. Currently there are 1,500 claims against our soldiers,300 odd have been settled for £20,000,000,it's lunacy ...
  2. Kidnapped girls forced to convert and sold for $12 each.

    MAIDUGURI, Nigeria (AP) — With a malevolent laugh, the leader of Nigeria's Islamic extremists tells the world that more than 200 kidnapped schoolgirls have all been converted to Islam and married off, dashing hopes for their freedom. "If you knew the state your daughters are in today, it might...
  3. Blatter on race hate!

    I agree with him:stunned:. Pointless fining or even forcing these clubs to play behind closed doors,They need to be banned from European competitions indefinitely until such times as their supporters cease their behaviour .
  4. FM - New Idea

    I tried FM13 for a bit, but never got into it or enjoyed it, so started back on FM07 for a bit. I've done that for several seasons and got Southend to win the Prem, now thought of a new challenge. With all the talk on the "If Southend cease to exist" thread about starting a new team, it gave me...
  5. Mad Cyril

    If Southend United cease to exist.....

    What would you do? I reckon I might watch speedway, a low quality regional Ice Hockey/Basketball team or perhaps just hang around the bus stops at the top of Hamlet Court road with a can. Anyone else?
  6. fbm

    Southend file for name change

    I have it on good authority that having monitored these boards for the last few season, Ron is applying for the football club to change it's name from next year. As of the 2011/12 season, we will be called "Southend Divided". :omg: Come on guys, things are starting to get better on the pitch...
  7. duncan bulgaria

    Can anyone handle Peroni ??

    Chaps and chappess's ....I have been drinking Peroni now for near on 5 years and it never cease's to amaze me at how quick and blind drunk I get on this juice , I'm pretty much fine with any other beer but this just does me every time ......Trouble is I like the stuff and don;t really drink...
  8. What did these recent statements mean?

    Just wondering whether the recent developments shed any light on the phrase given a few months ago that relegation from league one would be "fatal" for SUFC? What did that statement actually mean? Did Ron expect that the club would cease to exist? What was meant by the comment that our...
  9. Only one man to blame.......

    I'm not even worried about relegation now, as far as I'm concerned we're down and I don't blame Tilson or the players one bit. How the hell can we expect the playing and coaching staff to be motivated when we're not paying them??? The way Ron Martin has shockingly mis-managed our beloved club -...
  10. fbm

    Have we seen SUFC's last game at the Hall?

    The next home game is Brentford, 18th April, which I believe is also the date of the next hearing in Court. If we don't pay we will be wound up. That will be that. The club/company will cease to exist as at that day. Does this mean we will not be able to fulfill our fixtures, including the...
  11. Yer Blues

    the rules of lighter theft

    Here below are the official rules of stealing other people's lighters. Although stealing lighters is despicable and morally wrong, it is always going to happen whether it be an accident or you're going all out to steal it.So I have written the OFFICIAL rules of stealing lighters so we all have a...
  12. Forever A Shrimper

    My day in Colchester

    Following my cats death on Friday, my mum took me to Colchester for the day to try and cease my depression, (yeah, she really pushed the boat out :D) and I went up the proudly boasting my new Southend home shirt. I was shocked to notice that there were plenty of Norwich and Ipswich fans there...
  13. Ron Manager

    Rugby World Cup

    Press Release International Rugby Board (IRB) Rugby World Cup 2007 Following complaints to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the ‘Haka’ before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.The IRB...
  14. God Save The Queen, Land Of Hope And Glory

    For those who don't no the lyrics Land of Hope and Glory Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the free, How shall we extole thee, Who are born of thee, Wider and still wider, Shall thy bounds be set, God who made the mighty, Make thee mightier yet!!, God who made thee mighty, Make...
  15. Will Rotherham Exist for us to pay the money

    Due to developments at Millmoor, Rotherham have to find £1 Mill within the next few weeks otherwise they will cease to exsist. I hear they might be bringing buckets down for collections, anyone going to chip in? * My original comment was editied *
  16. What else can you get on e-bay?

    I never cease to be amazed at what one can buy on e-bay, but this offer has to be one of the most bizarre. And unfairly, there doesn&#39;t seem to be a comparable offer for men&#33; <a...
  17. Seasiders

    Southend United in shock freebie. Download the Bell &amp; Spurling / Terry Alderton song for FREE from the official site. Wonders will never cease.
  18. fbm

    I blame the Internet...

    We are not unique. Up and down the country, the majority of clubs have a message board like this one, populated by some who wish to have a reasoned sensible debate about football, some who are like manic depressives who believe their club is relagation bound when they lose and promotion bound...
  19. GNH

    Friday laugh

    I know this is an old one but it still makes me smile every time i read it. The following is a real complaints letter sent to NTL customer services dept..... Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and...
  20. Durera

    Funny complaint letter.

    <span style='font-family:comic sans ms'>Not from me, being passed about by email at work (not about my work either!!) If you notice anything libelous, let me know and I'll edit!!</span> <span style='font-family:georgia'>I have been an *** customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your...
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