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  1. Napster

    Carlsberg

    Fantastichttp://www.theinspiration.com/2011/09/carlsberg-stunt-in-cinema/

  2. Favourite World Cup Advert?

    So, everyone will be getting behind England for the World Cup and hyping up our chances of winning it, but what is your favourite advert? These are the ones I've seen so far. Carlsberg - The one going down the tunnel with England greats in it and the Lion at the end. The Sun(?) - Terry...
    • chapperzUK
    • Thread
    • ands carlsberg mars tunnel venables
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: The World Cup Forum
  3. CC51DAS

    If Ron Martin thinks we are on an upwards spiral....

    he must have **** all over his bathroom floor every morning. For 75 minutes today we were toilet. Where is the money going to come from to fund a decent team ? I thought our deal was with Sainsbury's not Carlsberg. And why no appearance from the man himself at the end ?

  4. light hearted potential good news-don't get excited!

    With Southampton losing last night the chances of them hitting the play offs is now (IMO) very remote ---16 points off sixth place, 11 games to go. So hopefully from their perspective our match will be meaningless , and Barnnard will spend all match deliberately missing sitters which results...
  5. TrueBlue

    A Lesson to you all

    When I was 18 (younger and even more stupid then now) I use to drink on pier hill at Charlies Bar (Motels) mainly because I use to work at the Palace Hotel when I left school and I use to drink with some of the worst people in Southend, Druggys, ponce's and thieves the lot but during that time...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • carlsberg cashed chichester cos flash literally money passenger pulled qui rendezvous tarquin thrown town
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: BetZone
  6. Shrimper

    Friends

    Aren't they wonderful? They tell you that your invited to a party. Move the date and then don't tell you when and where it is but let everyone else under the sun now.. Lovely, but as far i'm concernced they aren't worthy to talk to me. So, anyone been ****ed off by friends, what's the best way...
  7. Uncle Leo

    Battle of the Beers - Round 1, Heat 15

    Sorry for the delay everyone, was sleeping off a hangover :unsure: Anyway, today pits the Brazilian lager Brahma (ian_the_girth) against Carlsberg Special Brew, beloved of tramps and indeed Mad Cyril
    • Uncle Leo
    • Thread
    • beloved brew carlsberg cyril deed round 1
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. ldnfatso

    Carlsberg Don't Do Decorating

    BUT IF THEY DID ........ :finger: :finger: :finger:
  9. Mad Cyril

    Favourite ever item of clothing.

    Simple question: What is the best item of clothing you have ever owned? Mine would be a Carlsberg Special Brew T-shirt which I obtained after calling the consumer helpline phone number on the side of the can and spending 20 drunken minutes pleading with the woman who answered the phone to send...
    • Mad Cyril
    • Thread
    • brew carlsberg dru fro owning qui shirt town
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Carlsberg don't do pub teams....

    For anyone who didn't see the brilliant new Carlsberg ad on Soccer AM this week: Ad

  11. A major earthquake has hit Southend

    A major earthquake measuring 7.8 on the Richter scale has hit Southend in the > early hours of the 17th June 2004. The epicentre was the Town Centre. > > Casualties were seen aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and > 'that did my ed in'. The earthquake decimated the area causing...
    • windybottom
    • Thread
    • alcohol bang bedroom bone brew burn carlsberg caused chocolate collections damaged ead earthquake fur furniture historic money nutella parcels ski southend spread supply town woken
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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