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Well done.
Just like to say well done to the brainless moron who thought it would be a great idea to hurl a smoke bomb at John White. He'd managed to make his way through the crowd of Shrewsbury fans to acknowledge the fans only to have it land not 2 feet from him. With a look of disgust, he turned and...- Trucking shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Chavs smashing up family stand toilets last night
Did anyone else see/hear the chavs in the family stand who started smashing up the gents loos in the family stand last night? There was a whole group of them who were sitting in the front row 2nd half, one of them in a distinctive pink jumper. I was washing my hands when they smashed a light...- Shrimpergonzo
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Top Gear: Alan Partridge Speaks Out
Good column here from Steve Coogan. "As a huge fan of Top Gear. I normally regard the presenters' brand of irreverence as a part of the rough and tumble that goes with having a sense of humour. I've been on the show three times and had a go at their celebrity-lap challenge, and I would love to...- Thorpe Groyney
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Slipperduke Review of 2009
Welcome, my very dear friends, to a very special presentation. It's that time of year again, you see. A chance to sift through the wreckage of twelve months of English football, to reward the noble and to eviscerate the terrible. Bigger than the Ballon D'or, more prestigious than the PFA, these...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Most ridiculous chant from Friday night....
.... 'We're sh*t, and we're beating you'!! Apologies for the late posting about this, and if it has already been discussed before, but which brainless person came out with that little gem? I've heard that sung before at Roots Hall, when it was totally justified, but to sing it Friday night...- Richard_Cadette
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The 39th Shame
I've found an interesting anomaly on the official Premier League website. Now, admittedly I'm playing fast and loose with the definition of the word 'interesting', but stick with me on this. When you click 'contact us', instead of bringing up the address of the organisation, it gives you a...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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One Week Bans for Tilly Bashing
Should SZ ban brainless posters who slag off our best manager of the last twenty years?- undercovershrimper
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- ban brainless tilly twenty
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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What was Peter Clarke doing?
It was bad enough that he was on his heels for the first goal and missed a header for the second, but what an earth was he doing throwing their keeper to the ground in the penalty area in an off the ball incident? The keeper might have deserved a kicking (and certainly deserved his red card for...- Yorkshire Blue
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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A Complaint
What I am about to say is strictly off the record. On that understanding, I shall give you candidly and without circumlocution the best estimate of our present plight that I have been able to make. Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what Southend United's particularly...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat