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  1. NZamba Legend

    Hard Boiled Sweets

    Anyone seen/ know anything about this 'neon noir' film set to be released and set in Southend?
  2. Slipperduke

    Arsenal's Better Half

    Ask a new convert to Arsenal what the club's greatest weakness is and you'll get a variety of answers. You might hear that the players are too young, or that there's no cover in defensive midfield, or even that Nicklas Bendtner is a lumbering oaf incapable of even the simplest of motor skills...
  3. BLUEBLOOD

    Blues Calender - Franck Moussa

    I've just turned my calender over to June and it appears to me The Moose is either doing an impression of a **** or is about to cough up a hard boiled egg Anyone know which ??

  4. Revenge of the Binmen

    I don't know if anybody saw this last night, but it was quite possibly the most unintentionally hillarious documentary i've ever seen in my life. It started out with a woman who refused to put bottles out to be recycled, in case anybody used them as an offensive weapon to maim anybody. It then...
    • EastStandBlue
    • Thread
    • arrange bin boiled bottles dentist ist qui rearrange similar
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Benfleet A1

    An experiment carried out

    Moving on from the thread that told us that children as young as 3 should be watched for reactions over certain foods to see if they could be racist, I have conducted tests on my four year old daugther with certain foods from around the world to find out whether she is going to be a no good bad...
    • Benfleet A1
    • Thread
    • apples bananas bang beef boiled ched ethnic experiment ive meat minority muslims parts pork qui shoots
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Bluetonic

    Vegetarians

    My college are running a £50 competition for the best article for the college magazine. Whilst bored, I emailed them asking for a subject to write about - they replied with an article about 'Veggie Vision', and vegetarianism in general. Here's my effort I've just sent off, safe in the knowledge...
    • Bluetonic
    • Thread
    • ant awareness bacon battery beef boiled cookie crisps divides duck eating enjoyed joi lettuce lifestyle meat oven peoples pond qui recipes refrain suppor support
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. SUFC_Al

    Wenger Cliche Alert!!!!!

    Arsenal strikers Emmanuel Adebayor and Nicklas Bendtner could be investigated after they clashed in the 5-1 Carling Cup loss to Tottenham. With seven minutes of Tuesday's match remaining, the pair squared up to each other twice and Bendtner appeared to suffer a cut on his nose as a result...
  8. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Winkle

    Liptak fatty!

    During last nights game it occured to me that maybe our knew centre back needs to beef out a bit and get used to some old English stodge, because the poor boy looked painfully thin! Perhaps he is not used to eating anything other than boiled vegetables and needs to find a good old greasy spoon...

  10. Cockney bin-men

    Walking to the train station on my way to work yesterday morning I spotted the dustbin men doing their rounds, and they had taped a big sign to the front of the cart saying West Ham 2 Southend 0. To say my blood boiled is an understatement, the fact is they are in Southend not the slums of East...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • bin boiled fro rounds scum southend wes
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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