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  1. Napster

    Qpr

    We get Van Wezel, QPR get Lakshi Mittal Lakshmi Mittal pushes QPR up the rich list By Kevin Garside Last Updated: 12:39am GMT 21/12/2007 Have your say Read comments Roman's is no longer the pre-eminent pocket in west London. In one cursory flourish of his platinum card, the world's...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. C C Csiders

    Another thing I can't stand.....

    ....and that's the likes of splinky Brian Glanville and James Richardson when commenting on Italian football insisting on saying names of players/managers/teams in a stupid Captain Bertorelli Italian accent. Glanville was on Breakfast on BBC this morning, and I've never liked the pompous old...
  3. Matt the Shrimp

    Boxing Quote of the Day

    Bernard Hopkins, on his potential light-heavyweight match with Joe Calzaghe: When I fight Joe Calzaghe, I'm fighting a champion. When Joe Calzaghe fights Bernard Hopkins, he's fighting a legend. :finger: Priceless. You've got to love boxers, if not their sense of geography: If Calzaghe and...
  4. C C Csiders

    ITN Ten o'clock News

    They made a big deal of this returning last night on the 10.30 news. ITN was making the claim that it was the country's most popular news programme, and that having Trevor McDoughnut and the 'Bongs' back has the whole country celebrating. Well, I for one think that the ITN news is mere tabloid...
  5. * ORM *

    BT - Nets review please

    Well - waddya think to the following please? Certainly a few with poor concentration. Am I wasting nets anywhere please ? Thanks. My all rounder is shaping up nicely - oh and home is a dusty surface ! 1) Bernard Hastings (1267514) LH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, competent batting form, superb...
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    • Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum

  6. 3 Heroes To Praised This Week

    1. Jim Davidson for all the right reasons, hopefully takes on sir bernards mantle love him for his outburst on hells kitchen 2. the guy that attacked alex ferguson this week, I bet fergie was not such a arrogant c..t when faced by this fella, just a shame he did put him down 3. lance corporal...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Trevor Macdonald Is A F...kin Racist

    Its seems one law in this country for some and 1 for others he was able to call sir bernard manning a white fat ******* or words of a similar effect, and escapes censor!! what country do we live in
  8. sufcintheprem

    Bernard Langer's son

    Has had an absolute stinker in his first European Tour event. Hit a 98 yesterday and has tripped on the first hole today. It's going to be a long day. Imagine screwing up that badly in front of your dad when he's such a legend!
  9. ldnfatso

    Bernard Manning!

    Well i told you weeks ago he was a racist bigot and i was vilified for saying it and was even called a leftie by some people on this board. Well in today's News of The World, it has been revealed that HE, himself has admitted that he IS a racist in his own pre-recorded epitaph despite denying...

  10. A Minute Silence For Sir Bernard

    Perhaps we could have a minutes silence for Sir Bernard, before the first home game of the season, as a tribute to one of our fallen heros. Bernard RIP
  11. Matt the Shrimp

    RIP Bernard Manning

    Whilst he may not have been to everyone's taste, it seems that one of Manchester's more colourful characters will no longer be trying to evade his mother-in-law... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6765093.stm Matt
  12. Napster

    Faldo/Ryder Cup

    Great move by Faldo... Faldo selects his sidekicks early McGinley and Olazábal named as vice-captains Both free to play if they are picked for Europe Lawrence Donegan Wednesday May 23, 2007 The Guardian Old habits die hard for Nick Faldo, who earned a reputation for meticulous preparation...
  13. Kenny

    Will our game be on Sky this Sunday?

    All the promotion/relegation issues in the Championship are pretty much done now, there are still a few teams looking to make those playoff berths though. As Southampton sit in 6th I wonder if our match will be one of the simultaneous live games this Sunday.
  14. DTS

    Bernard.

    Just done a mortgage for a bloke called Bernard and it came to me that short of Bernie Friend who i dont actually know - This is the first non-celebrity Bernard I have ever know. Does anyone else know a Bernard and if so who is he? DtS
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  15. DTS

    Escaping from Brentford.

    Help !!!!!!!!! The boss is off to Brentford vs Forest this weekend. He has just asked me the best way out of Brentford to central London. I am sure Uxbridge or someone had a top tip last time as the best way to get back to the city. Any ideas welcome. Good rep from my big bertha rep for...
  16. Napster

    Help needed for charity

    One of Southend's biggest fans, Bernie Friend, I'm sure you all know, is embarking on a gruelling 6,000km cycle ride in April in the hope of completing the North Sea Cycle Route - the world's longest signposted coastal path. Starting at Harwich ferry port, he will be pedalling across northern...

  17. new thread for .......

    all those miserys who wish to go through life moaning, groaning, getting on the players backs, filling Roots hall with nasty negativity, running down the manager, wishing they were in the Bernebau, who know all the answers, could get Drogba and Henry in loan if they were in charge and have such...
  18. Spaceman Spiff

    Scriv: any chance of transfer update on OS?

    Afternoon Scriv :) Now that the stadium is in the bag (well, the bits that can be sorted this month anyway), I'm guessing - and hoping - that Tilly and Ron are now 100% trying to get in a couple of players. Could we possibly have a Tilly interview, or Ron, on the OS to give us a bit of an...
  19. Xàbia Shrimper

    Southend United - How far have we come? Part 2

    "This football club has lacked direction for a long time," Ron Martin told the Evening Echo's Bernie Friend in mid-September 2000. On the pitch Southend United were struggling at wrong end of the Third Division table, having notched up just one win from their opening seven games of the season...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. Reading Shrimper

    Experiences of scummy Cardiff

    Fantastic result today, we could go off the bottom if Leeds lose to Birmingham! However....I'm glad to be away from Cardiff. Horrible, horrible place. After the match, some chavs came up to me and said 'If you don't take that top off I'll break your mouth'...charming...
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