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  1. Ricey

    Pre-Match Thread Ricey's Report: Leicester City Away 06/12/08

    How The Great Fall. Who would of thought that a few years back Martin O'Neill was in charge of a very good Leicester side with Emile Heskey showing his value and scoring for fun. A few years later Milan Mandaric decided to put his money into the club and stuck his nose in way to often, so...
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    • accrington afterwards argyle ber caretaker ched eastwood exactly hall hanks lauren league league one liverpool money roots spells town youth
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Great British Heroes

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  3. Slipperduke

    Standing Ovation? For A Cheat?

    So we've all forgiven Cristiano Ronaldo then have we? Did I miss a meeting? I've seen some strange things in football this week. I've watched first-hand as a star-studded Tottenham Hotspur side fail to string more than three passes together. I've sat in surprise at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea...
  4. BLUEBLOOD

    Pro40 Div Two Title Race

    Essex are assured of at least an end of season play off berth as Yorkshire defeated Glamorgan yesterday (in hindsight a Glam victory would've suited us better) and K*nts game at Northampton was lost to the weather Remaining Fixtures :- Tomorrow: Surrey vs K*nt 7/9: Warwicks vs ESSEX...
  5. DTS

    My best mans speech.

    Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...
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    • ber bombing brad claimed deed dressed dru establishment faul fusion gentlemen hills humiliation lived mums nails pardon sensitive sentence sky sports spelling swears tropical
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Ayrshire Blue

    Bernie Mac passes away

    Cant see this posted anywere else. Only heard it on the radio this morning. R.I.P Bernie http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/08/11/bernie.mac.ap/?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/bernie-mac-passes-away-206007/
  7. Slipperduke

    Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Likening your guidance, as an employer, to the counsel of a father is a tactic that very few football managers could get away with, but what might sound melodramatic and over-familiar in some cases is perfectly suitable for Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. "If you are...
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    • acted attempted bash ber biting boast breach cases caused competitive cup hatred independence melodrama money packing pique reportedly shallow stepped strategy suitable taught unprofessional
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  8. Slipperduke

    Claude Makelele

    When Roman Abramovich first pumped Chelsea full of roubles in 2003, it sparked a frenzied shopping spree that would have put Coleen Rooney to shame. Hundreds of millions of pounds were splashed out on an array of talent, but I very much doubt if any of it was put to better use than the £16.8m...
  9. scrounger

    Passport Application letter

    Don't you wish that you had written this? Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address...
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    • ber bert bin birth chickens complicated contractors degree filed gulf immigrant jobs laden minister money olds passports prime renewing sandy wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. ldnfatso

    Pikey's

    In an interview with Bernie Ecclestone before Sunday's Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal, Martin Brundle referred to repairs being made to the track. "There are some pikeys out there putting down new tarmac at Turn 10. Are they out of the way yet?" Now there have been many complaints about...
  11. Slipperduke

    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Cristiano Ronaldo must be the luckiest man in football. Had it not been for that slippery patch next to the penalty spot, or for Nicolas Anelka's almost total absence of professionalism, his spot-kick miss at the Luzhniki Stadium would have cost Manchester United the European Cup. In this...
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    • ands ber boardroom champions ched christopher cos cup deed exactly flashing fro hasn icke league luckiest money nicolas refuse reportedly sleeve stealing tan trophy winking
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. Napster

    Darryl Sutch

    Want to buy a Beemer? Sutchy is selling BMWs in the Lind Garage, Ber Street, Norwich. http://www.lindapproved.co.uk/contact-us.php

  13. Shrimper look a likes

    just abit of fun to take our minds off friday, was reading about barnard on the OS when i glanced across at the picture and saw in the Crowd neil warnock (just by barny's right hand) bernie ecclestone (just to the left of barnys nose) and ryan giggs (between o'connor's legs), check the link if...

  14. Bernie Friend's book

    I see Bernie Friend's got a book signing at Waterstones before the Vale match. Echo have been doing stuff about it all week and it sounds quite funny! I might pop down and have a look before the game at 12. Anyone else fancy it - I remember quite a few of us sponsoring him before his trip...
  15. Slipperduke

    Manchester United v Barcelona

    Manchester United take on Barcelona tonight in what will certainly be the purist's choice of Champions League semi-finals. These are two teams packed full of world class players and devoted to playing the game in adventurous, swashbuckling fashion Unfortunately, only one of them is currently...

  16. Formula One to return to BBC TV

    The BBC has secured the television rights to show Formula One in the UK from the 2009 season. The five-year deal marks the return of the sport to BBC screens 12 years after ITV began broadcasting Grands Prix. Formula One supremo Bernie Ecclestone said: "I am delighted to conclude this new...
  17. Slipperduke

    Trouble In Merseyside

    They say that lightning doesn’t strike twice, but with momentum growing at both ends of Stanley Park, it looks like now might be a good time to run for cover. Everton are more than capable of finishing fourth and, at the same time, no-one would be surprised if Liverpool snaffled a sixth European...
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    • aerial anfield automatically ber bin brewing champions ched cup displays esses faul finishing fortune joi league ley liverpool lose money pace proving qui reinstated ruled shuffle specialists stated trophy worthy
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  18. What team next Saturday

    Collis Hunt Francis Clarke Mulgrew Grant Bailey Macca Black Walker Bernard Subs Flavs Barrett Revell Gower Moussa
  19. stevie_G_G_G

    Hopkins v Calzaghe

    Joe Calzaghe vowed to end Bernard Hopkins' illustrious career when the two men came face to face in London to hype their Las Vegas super-fight. The undisputed super-middleweight champion will fight Hopkins at the light-heavyweight limit on 19 April. "This will be Bernard Hopkins' last fight,"...
  20. TrueBlue

    Bernard Manning

    Still miss you Sir RIP big guy you will and still are missed RIP
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