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  1. Tangled up in Blue

    RIP-Bert Weedon.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-17781762 Another great musician has passed away today.Anybody who's ever seriously played a guitar(not me sadly) probably owes a debt to the Bert Weedon Play in a day songbook.
  2. Kevin Hogg

    Thought pattern of a football fan.....

    Friday 23rd March: Freddy is back, Freddy is back!! Automatic promotion sewn up. Sunday 25th March: Wem-ber-lee, Wem-ber-lee!!!
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    • ber blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league pattern real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football wem
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Napster

    RIP Bert Schneider

    One of the visionary film producers. Also helped launch the Monkees. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Schneider
  4. Napster

    RIP Bert Jansch

    and David Bedford as well. :thumbdown:
  5. Napster

    Memory Lane Ex-Shrimpers Challenge O v N

    Squad O ... Manager: Drastic Sturgeon GK John O'Brien CB Osei Sankofa CB Danny O'Shea CB Owen Simpson LM Kevin O'Callaghan CM Bert Oswald CM Adrian Owers RM Anton Otulakowski F Ricky Otto F Joe...
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    • Thread
    • anto ber bert blues drastic english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. SUBBlue

    The Dirty Dutch

    Seeing Bert van Marwijk criticism of Howard Webbs performance this morning makes me laugh. In the circumstances Webb was quite restrained in only sending 1 player off. The Dutch clearly set out with a kick anything that moves mentality. De Jongs karate kick on Alonso was bordering on violent...
  7. yogi bear up the cagire

    Black mail

    A thorough and well researched article! ;) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1293721/Southend-United-danger-Shrimpers-face-player-walkout-fight-winding-order.html Mr Bernstein should go far........................................he's not a member of the consortium, by any...
  8. Vange Shrimper

    Nicknames for Important People....

    Been in Ireland all week and just got back earlier today, but when reading the papers over there the Taoiseach of Ireland has been given a very unflattering nickname of Biffo, which stands for: Big Ignorant Fat ****er from Offaly - as he's screwed so much stuff up over there since he took over...
  9. southend4ever

    Chester Cup 5th May

    Many horses running in this, a few will get pulled because of ground conditions. I was told a few weeks ago to back Bernie the Bolt. It has gone in from 10/1 to 8/1 with Will Hill. I personally only have a tenner to win. But this is from a friend who is friends with the owner of the horse...

  10. The 20 most outrageous owners

    In the new Sky Sports magazine, Something we are doing well in... 1. Kim Jong il 2. ANTON JOHNSON 3. Bernard Tapie 4. Vince McMahon 5. Russell Crowe 6. Bill Veeck 7. Silvio Berlusconi 8. Marge Schott 9. George SteinBrenner 10. John Manners 11. Flavio Briatore 12. Ken Richardson 13. Terry Smith...

  11. Pellegrini In A State Of Pjanic

    When Manuel Pellegrini took the reins at Real Madrid, blank cheque book in hand, I doubt very much he expected his only shot at silverware at this stage of the season would lie solely in a sprint to the finish with Barcelona... Courtesy of Miralem Pjanic, that is exactly the situation. Lyon...
  12. Yorkshire Blue

    Why don't you wiggle it, just a little bit

    Sir Chris of Powell is being interviewed in 5Live about the England left-back berth - only about 15 years too late....

  13. First Class Footballer, Second Rate Sportsman

    Alone in the 18 yard box, dejected with a painful expression on his face. He's missed the penalty, yet the Santiago Bernabeu is rocking. Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is back to his usual, petulant self and even the Madrid faithful are growing ever-so-slightly tired of it all. If ever a moment defined...
  14. callan

    Question Tin of Sweets for Xmas

    With the festive season about to come into full swing, and having completed the budget you can imagine my Joy when despite the credit crunches worst efforts, we have enough money to buy a tin of sweets for christmas. Now I'm no grinch when it comes to the season of goodwill, so hastily arranged...
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    • applause ber fireworks fur money roses sweets tin
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. canveyshrimper

    Bear attack at Berne Zoo

    Just seen this in the paper, why the **** have they shot the poor ****ing bear because some ****wit has climbed into its cage. They should have left the bear to it IMO. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229998/The-horrifying-moment-bear-mauls-man-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html
  16. Yer Blues

    Dear Ronald,

    Could we have the blog now please? Kind Regards, Bobby Falcon Greenberg
  17. Yorkshire Blue

    In honour of the Gillingham manager.....

    ....can we come up with a Southend Slow XI Obviously Stimson at left-back and probably captain, pushing out Che Wilson (FACT: Che could run quicker backwards than forwards) and recent loanee, George Friend. Centre-halves - we've had a few who could be outsprinted by a crippled, asthmatic ant...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • alder ant asthmatic ber brough fleet hall halves jury livett mario mix money nomination permit quicker shirt tender walsh
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. bookings

    According to the official site Bernard, McCormack and Francis are all on 4 yellows. IF they got booked in the next match, and with our injuries, we really would not be able to put out a team. Long time since I have felt this concerned. We HAVE to get some players in - don't we?
  19. The General

    Pops 24/10

    Had Bernie on his batting net for a week and got a conc pop. I have a feeling his batting might take a while, esp after he was that close to prof conc, so may well list him! Bernard Slabbert - 17 yo, BT Rating=5,205 RH Batsman, RFM Bowler. He is a steady player with superb leadership skills...
  20. The General

    YP's

    Bernard Slabbert (2715291) Bernard is a RH Batsman and RFM Bowler. He is a steady player with superb leadership skills and abysmal experience. He currently has respectable batting form, respectable bowling form and fresh fitness. Plays For: General Stars Nationality: West Indies Age: 17...
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