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  1. Question Wills

    Working at a local solicitors in the Wills & Probate department, I've been surprised by the vast amount of people who died without making a Will. A little bit morbid I know, but how many of you have got one in place? Most of the time I get people saying they never got around to doing it. You...
    • sufc_dave
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    • bbc bender http money solicitors wes wills
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. GIBBO

    biggest benders

    k before some of u get excited I dont mean in a gay way...no offence 2 gay people .... before u start I love them! I mean getting on it mine is all weekend when we had oreint away this year took about 3 days 2 recover have so wots been ur biggest bender and got any good storys 2 share?

  3. Whisky...

    Why does anybody drink this crap? I went on a bender last night with a few lads on my course to celebrate the end of our assignment season and I've never fet so rough in my life. Usually, by 5:30 i'm right as rain, but today i still feel like **** warmed up. Thus, i've come to the conclusion...
  4. Lord Football

    What I learned last night...

    .. that Statler & Waldorf have another brother. If you were one of the three cretins in Row K of the East Stand Black, I'd just like to thank you for making me laugh out loud on several occassions last night. Some examples. I'll emphasise examples, because this barrage of numptiness went on for...

  5. Drinking and Southend Matches - how important?

    So how important is drinking before and after a game for you? To be honest I'm not a big fan as when I drink it's usually for a big bender and for me that is friday, not saturday night. However a lot of my mates cant go to footie without a few before and a few after. sometimes i'll have a few...
  6. CC51DAS

    Happy Birthday Barrington ....

    .....Hayles . 35 today , no less . Don't listen to what Ollie tells you , you and the rest of the team go out tonight and get absolutely smashed - in fact go on a bender from now till the early hours of Saturday morning. I am sure Tilly will offer you a contract next season if you need it -...
  7. Uncle Leo

    The fbm view and ratings

    PANTO SEASON IN FULL SWING AT ROOTS HALL Roll up! Roll up! Come and see the Christmas pantomime. No – not Dick Whittington at the Cliffs, or The Wizard of Oz at the Palace, but one that beats the lot – Cinderella at Roots Hall. Why Cinderella? Because no Southend players went to the ball (at...
    • Uncle Leo
    • Thread
    • anonymous appearing axed bender champions doctors eastwood elect failing foo gulf handing headed ickle incredible inflict ish league mistakes occasions prostrate ran rate rea roots subbed tacking taylor test triple uncharacteristic
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Jonny_Stokes

    Prostitution

    With all the Ipswich stuff going on seems a sensible time to move on to the subject of vice. But where do you stand on the job? Personally and not just saying this I have never been a brass. I would rather chance my luck on the dance floor and pick up a rough old dog if need be but off my own...
  9. Smudger

    A Night Out in Newcastle

    It's a mate's birthday in a couple of weeks so we've reformed the old squad for a two day bender in Newcastle in his honour. We get there Friday afternoon and leave Sunday so will have a lot of time to kill - any ideas or suggestions as to what we should be doing? We're 8...

  10. Birthday Boy

    A open invitation is hereby issued for excessive drinking and general merriment this coming friday to celebrate the Shrimpers passage into the 2nd round of the cup and my birthday ****-up that is way overdue. Copious amounts will be consumed and anyone in the mood for a serious bender starting...
    • Guest
    • Thread
    • amounts bender cup ish issued overdue shrimpers vita
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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