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beards

  1. OldBlueLady

    Beards

    Please explain to me what the current penchant for facial hair amongst you male types is all about? I don't know any women who actually like them, so presumably they're being "cultivated" purely for the owner's pleasure! To me, and to female work colleagues and amongst friends, where we've...
  2. Shrimpers are Magic

    Beards

    Have I missed something or is there something going on with beards here ?
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    • beards blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. pickledseal

    Breaking News Mark Phillips: Beards for Boobs

    For those of you not on Twitter: http://www.justgiving.com/b4bmarkphillips Harry Crawford is also now in: http://www.justgiving.com/b4bharry
  4. Yorkshire Blue

    Breaking News The Craig Easton beard tribute thread

    With our skipper sporting a goalscoring beard that is verging on the epic, it's about time we had a thread (if not an entire sub-forum) celebrating the luxuriousness of his facial hair. Where does this beard fit in the pantheon of all-time SUFC beards? Could Blair's preceived goal-scoring woes...
    • Yorkshire Blue
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    • beards blues craig easton english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division i wont accept mark beard league two npower football league paul clark real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. Thorpe Groyney

    Top Gear: Alan Partridge Speaks Out

    Good column here from Steve Coogan. "As a huge fan of Top Gear. I normally regard the presenters' brand of irreverence as a part of the rough and tumble that goes with having a sense of humour. I've been on the show three times and had a go at their celebrity-lap challenge, and I would love to...
    • Thorpe Groyney
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    • ands arrogant attitudes beards behaviour bone bra brainless caroline clarkson coats conservative correctness eclectic establishment faul grumpy hateful hypocrisy illuminating innovative islamic jobs models morris narrow natives niece occasions political presenters rack ratings register remotely rubbish sinister stereo test tolerance twenty twit uber vegans voice
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Jedi Shrimper

    Movember

    Just curious as to whether any Zoners are doing this? To raise money & the profile of Male Prostate Cancer, November has been dubbed Movember, with men being sponsored to grow moustaches (not beards) throughout the month to raise money. It's been running for a couple of years now. This year...
    • Jedi Shrimper
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    • beards collecting ead money moustaches movember prostate raises
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Burglary suspects drew masks and beards on their faces using perma

    Comedy Gold http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1223724/Burglary-suspects-disguise--drawing-masks-faces-permanent-marker.html?ITO=1490&referrer=yahoo
  8. Stats

    Tubby Tummy XI

    In recent times we've compiled XI's of Beards, Mustaches, Convicts etc so this time following on from a cricketer with a weight issue on another thread I am now going to be selecting the Tubby Tummy XI. I shall start things off with XI off the top of my head (or as many as I can think of) and...
  9. ldnfatso

    5 Things for Room 101

    1. People with Blackberry Phones. Is it essential that they have to check emails every 30 seconds on the train? 2. Real Ale. Drunk by people with crusty beards who compile lists of which ales they have drunk in their lifetime and which the haven't. Get a f***ing life! 3. Banks. £35 for going...
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    • beards dru havent heres money phones qui unacceptable
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Beards

    Hopefully slightly more work friendly than the masturbation thread, but probably a damn sight less interesting. Just wondering who, of the many posters on this site have some sort of beard, or who consider themselves to have some sort of beard (under 18's)? I'm getting the feeling that these are...

  11. HELP... Bumfluff beards

    Admittedly I'm probably out of touch with todays 'yoof', but when and where the hell did this bumfluff beard thing come into fashion. When I was at school it was only 13yr old asians who sported this kind of thing, but now it seems rife, and they seem to be popping up everywhere. A young steward...
  12. * ORM *

    Goatie beards

    Why ? And what other grooming/dress sense no-nos can we add to the list 1. Goatie beards 2 Ugg boots 3 8rown shoes, blue suit 4 Any sucker fooled into spending 100s just for a label

  13. odd fans spotted

    know then for those of you watching southend away in the late 70s and 80s and travelling by train, you must have come across the strange man in glasses always seen with 2 massive bags sleeping in trains overnight, many an overnight trip was in a carriage with him and his bags. If my memory...
    • TMWLT
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    • beards civil deed dressed exactly pres refugee speedway stool suppor supports
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  14. Yorkshire Blue and SlipperDuke.

    I was lucky enough to take this snap of Yorkshire Blue and Slipper at last nights game ...:p
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    • beards
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Stats

    Bearded Wonders

    Are beards coming back in? Short while ago Leeboy had one whilst only last week SZone regular columnist Slipperduke had joined the ranks displaying his Jesusesq effort at the SZBC meet. Post your bearded wonders here. I'll start with the rather bold and british; Brian Blessed
    • Stats
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    • beards columnist ish ist joi
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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