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bathroom

  1. Plumbing advice needed.

    Thought i'd ask on here, before phoning someone ( fingers x! ). Son currently lives alone in family house since my 'estranged' passed away. He spends time away re his job. When he does this & no water is being used in the house, after a couple of days the overflow pipe under the gutter...
  2. The General

    Bathroom help / connections required!

    After some suggestions for some work to be done! Looking to put in a downstairs shower room but plumbing issues have arisen! Need some kango'ing work to be done as need to dig down to the pipe work. Any recommended contacts which could do this work would be lovely! Based in WOS. PM or post...
  3. Greebosan

    Bathroom re-fit

    Hi all, I need to get my current bathroom taken out and replaced (re-tiling etc), maybe some plaster needing doing as well - any recommendations for the Leigh Area? Cheers

  4. Getting a new bathroom

    Hi all, We're thinking it's time to upgrade our bathroom. It's old and worn and although a reasonable size it doesn't have a separate standalone shower (which we'd love). In one corner there's a chimney breast coming through, and attached to this is the old airing cupboard which now houses the...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • bathroom chimney decorating especially firms plumbing severe specialist tank
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. OldBlueLady

    Plumbing advice

    No euphemisms or anything, straight up and ordinary plumbing advice needed. My kitchen sink (which is, apparently, the end of the line in the plumbing in my house) keeps backing up despite putting various sink blockage preparations down it, it also backs up from the dishwasher (revolting!). My...

  6. New bathroom

    As my bathroom is looking a little worse for wear, and at the weekend one of Mrs Mk's perfume bottles fell off the bathroom cabinet and smashed a great big crack in the sink, has anyone got any idea how much it is to fit a new one? Don't need a khazi as that's in a seperate room.

  7. Confusing leak

    Hi all, I live in a 3rd floor flat, and in the last couple of days a large wet patch has appeared outside our front door (in the communal hall). Our front door has our neighbours front door next to it in an "r" shape, with our door the top of the "r". The wet patch seems to have spread right...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • bathroom confusing faul fro hall kee neighbours qui spread washing
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Question Imploding double glazing

    Before you ask no old shallow hasnt had one too many for his own good this has now happened to me TWICE in the last week once when me and wifey were both out and both times in the bathroom. Last night at 2am went to the bathroom and window made loud bang and there was glass everywhere. There...

  9. NSFW Cybersex - You're doing it wrong (18+)

    taken from b3ta: Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • bathroom bedroom bra dressed faster fingers following hall hurts logging loser lover music peed pulling qui reaching realized scissors screaming script shared shoes washing
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. CC51DAS

    If Ron Martin thinks we are on an upwards spiral....

    he must have **** all over his bathroom floor every morning. For 75 minutes today we were toilet. Where is the money going to come from to fund a decent team ? I thought our deal was with Sainsbury's not Carlsberg. And why no appearance from the man himself at the end ?
  11. duncan bulgaria

    Kris Akabusi Stories

    How do you like my bit of spare time writing ....i wish !! Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress...
    • duncan bulgaria
    • Thread
    • bang barrel bathroom brough crisps dre juicy mallorca mansion pain ran ski walls wax wish
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. canada shrimper

    halloween fun

    A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP...
  13. DTS

    Question Which Blues player would you least like to room with.

    Personally I think my worst nightmare would be Ian Joyce. I am sure he is a really nice family guy by all accounts but I can just see him being one of those annoying American types that want to tell you all about how great New Jersey is and all this god bless america bollocks. I can also see...
  14. Slipperduke

    Men In Pants

    It is no longer safe for me to leave the house. I just can't take the risk. Don't cry for me, it's not so bad. I've got cable television, the internet, a well stocked fridge and I'm sure someone will post me a copy of Football Manager 2010. Sure, I'll miss my friends and the fresh air, but it's...
  15. Tangled up in Blue

    A typical bloke...discuss?

    A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday.He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is; until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After...
    • Tangled up in Blue
    • Thread
    • bananas bathroom blur bone continued cruise exquisite iron kiln lonely pain rock rope sky sports tools tortoise vines wharf
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. TBV_Dan

    Zone Update First "Revelling it in" of the new season!

    Yes, Revell's fantastic blog is back for another season! Here it is..... Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘sat nav’ Barrett Lee ‘the doctors friend’ Barnard Clark ‘you know Revs, you don’t half scrub up’ Masters Is it me or has time flown by since the end of last season? I...
    • TBV_Dan
    • Thread
    • afterwards ard barnard bathroom brough chilli columbo doctors elderly exactly hall hanks honeymoon itself kebab occurring proceeds publish qui sequel sessions shoes wish wore worthy youth
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  17. sufc_tom

    How to wash the toilet.

    HOW TO WASH THE TOILET This was simply too much of a time saver, not to share it with you. 1. Put the lid and the seat of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one...
  18. Winkle

    Gave me a liitle chortle!

    I'm sure that upon reading this, you'll nod your head in agreement as you will all have experienced most, if not all of the scenarios listed. If you haven't you need more fiber..... The Perfect Dump Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect dump. It's rare but a real thing of...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • advised audi bathroom chilli clinging core failing following harmony hurts japanese nam odious scissors screaming shirt shuffle sinister socks stinging supply tolerance towels walls wipe
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Seven

    Chapter Seven - A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle And Clad In A Southend United Scarf Ricey knocked once on the door of Osymandus' cottage. With a loud creak that seemed unnecessarily dramatic, it opened slowly to reveal a gloomy mess, lit only by a handful of candles scattered about the room...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • bathroom bra brough chapter charging ched coloured crack flame gods ley pain prisoner pulled scheduled shirt slash socks somewhere stepped stopped walls wasn wax
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. RickySUFC

    Joke

    Little boys goes into his mums room and asks "Is it wrong to have a willy ?" the mum replies "no whys that". The boys says because dads sweating like f*@k in the bathroom trying to pull his off.
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