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  1. Benfleet A1

    Bananas Tattoo Parlour Basildon

    Anyone ever used them or seen their work? Probably should have asked this before booking but hey ho. Any help appreciated.
  2. Aberdeen Shrimper

    No police inquiry into El Hadji Diouf's banana claims

    If it is found (and it is looking highly likely) that El Hadji Diouf' made up allegations of being showered with Bananas by the Everton fans then what do you think his punishment should be?? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/sep/23/el-hadji-diouf-everton-blackburn Racism is bad enough...
  3. Tangled up in Blue

    A typical bloke...discuss?

    A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday.He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is; until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After...
    • Tangled up in Blue
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    • bananas bathroom blur bone continued cruise exquisite iron kiln lonely pain rock rope sky sports tools tortoise vines wharf
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Benfleet A1

    An experiment carried out

    Moving on from the thread that told us that children as young as 3 should be watched for reactions over certain foods to see if they could be racist, I have conducted tests on my four year old daugther with certain foods from around the world to find out whether she is going to be a no good bad...
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    • apples bananas bang beef boiled ched ethnic experiment ive meat minority muslims parts pork qui shoots
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. J

    Tonight..

    One of the best peformances so far this season.. If i dare say, since Man utd at home. Anybody else think tonight was pretty similar in some ways? Right, first of all the ratings - Darryl - I love you darrly, but you made 2 mistakes tonight that could have cost us the game, dropping the ball...
    • J
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    • atmosphere bananas cos especially ish joi jury league mis mistakes pace pulled ratings similar voice
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Keegan classics

    if only so we can hear more pearlers like these: 'It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card.' 'The ref was vertically 15 yards away.' 'There are two schools of thought on the way the rest of this half is going to develop; everybody's got...
    • Pubey
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    • bananas chimney cup develop especially foo liverpool lose mole nicolas olds pace schools shirt similar substitute wasn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Madchester Blue

    Odd Food Combinations:

    Ok i got to work early, and am waiting for DtS' Friday poll!!! Peanut Butter and bananas on toast :angel:
  8. Napster

    Romanov/Hearts

    Is he mad - this is his latest press release? Dear Monkeys Today I will not be showing your portrait to you. It is pointless. You are one step away from becoming human beings. Go and carefully have a look at yourself in the mirror. Don't you see a human in it? Stop fighting for the values...
  9. J

    CS J's Round up of events at Layer Road..

    Good day Ladels and Gentlespoons, i have returned from a swift pint in the spread eagle, to chew over the day.. and the goings on and happenings of the day... the story begins, at 11:28 as smiffy gives me a text, "Im outside".. i run down the stairs, and answer the door.. I said...
    • J
    • Thread
    • bananas blah boom coins consolidation continued didn discussed dressed errr fooled heaven icke infuriated missiles pain pardon politically rolling sentence spread stairs stopped toss town trolling wasn yates
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • advocate appalling argued bananas bradford cas chavs coloured context culture deed description devils didn ell exactly factual following hall insults investigate itself kilts lifestyle parts prima references remotely roots roots hall scum sentence severe similar ski slang suing unacceptable wasn
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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