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  1. Late Night Pxxxxd Off

    just sat down to watch Late Night Kick off on Auntie Beeb. But apperantly the BBC have decread that Southend is not in the South East (or in London for that matter which is clearly true). so were the hell are we???. wet spam, Borient, Daggers etc are listed amongst the 14 teams they will...
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    • auntie bbc blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league pxxxxd rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Rusty Shackleford

    Auntie can't get mouth around clock

    Not a lot to be amused about of late - but I rather like this BBC story about a talkative Johnson: Auntie can't get mouth around clock

  3. Memory Lane Pubey's trip down memory lane

    I don’t know why, I guess I’m just getting old, but yesterday I had a real sense of nostalgia. I spent the evening thumbing through our wedding album with Mrs Pubey, a regular pastime, and my eye was drawn to a family who have been ‘family friends’ all my life. They were...
    • Pubey
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    • ands auntie blur dads daw electricity floodlights following formations ickets iff illuminating lived loft lou qui rate rolling san somewhere sons support wish
    • Replies: 48
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Benfleet A1

    Bullies and Bullying

    Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...
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    • Replies: 46
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Tommy2holes

    Unititled

    Well my pedigree chums. I have had a very nostalgic day indeed. I have been thinking about the club the memories its given me both good and bad and the sheer timescale effort and sacrifice that comes with it. It all started for me with southend needing a win at home to luton town with...
  6. Interpol Shrimper

    My Trip to Germany

    I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • aeroplane airport auntie cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Westcliff Shrimper

    Season Tickets

    Saturday morning I pitched up at the Home of Football to renew my "Season Card" to take advantage of the Early Bird Discount. So, being the organised so and so I am, I had the form filled out correctly, and had a cheque made payable to the club for the £380 price. I then waited for an hour and...

  8. Jon Bon Jovi

    ..........annoyingly nice bloke. Just got back from Nice Airport, after our trip to join up with the AS Monaco Southend Branch Supporters Club, where the poddle haired rocker was flying out. My sister in law is a huge fan so the missus thought it would be a good idea to ask him to pose for a...
    • Ron Manager
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    • airport annoyingly auntie bra didn joi southend suppor
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. I think I'm becoming a Yeovil fan

    I really do love Ciderspace. Here' a copy of one of their pages(totally without permission of course) that I thought was pretty good. Sorry if people have already seen this or similar. A Bluffers Guide to Communication at Huish Park You've read the Ciderspace Bluffers Guide to Huish...
    • C'mon you Blues
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    • ant anytime auntie concussion conversation cup engineers fallen faster followers hasn hideous joi length lesser money qui reserved similar singing suppor support throws twenty wasn wish wore worthy
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. www.bbc.co.uk/essex

    Take a look at the above website and look at the Southend United link on the RH side. "Exclusive pre and post match interviews with Southend United manager Phil Parkinson" Alongside is a piccie of Mr Tilson. Below is another story about boss "Andy Tilson"! Come on...
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