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  1. Is Ron very Clever????

    The way this all looks this morning after a good nights sleep, is Ron seems to have played his cards very close to his chest, cleverly maybe?? Sturrocks deal was obviously tied up a while ago, Tilson gone on the Sunday, Sturrock in on the monday. This leads me to believe Ron obviously doesnt...
  2. ldnfatso

    Only a man would attempt this!

    Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this to a forum: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest... The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Southend United AGM 2008

    Part 1 of Notes from the AGM of Southend United Football Club held 12th November 2008 at the Council Chambers, Civic Centre, Southend on Sea The meeting began with Ron Martin making welcome the 120 or so shareholders in attendance, explaining that with the recent share issue there had been an...
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    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Beaver

    FIA (Ferrari International Assistance)

    Ferrari International Assistance (FIA) Got a Ferrari? Not quite good enough at driving? Are other boys faster than you in the wet? Then you need: Ferrari International Assistance (FIA) This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including: Anti overtaking assurance...
  5. sufcintheprem

    Cheltenham today

    I've used my usual scattergun approach to picking horses under the re-assurance that I know nothing and don't expect anything. I'm going to be putting £2 on each of the following: 14:00 - Promising McCoy ridden Binocular to win @ 3.4 and Deep Purple to place at 5.7 14:35 - Long shot...

  6. The Transfer Window Rules

    Just to remind you of the Rules, Ladies and Gents:
    • A Century United
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. DTS

    If your best mate turned gay.....

    would if affect your friendship. Before any of the hilarious comedians on the board come out with "is there anything you need to tell us Dave" or any other Brighton related jokes I can assure you this is not a personal question. I was out with our Life Assurance bloke last week as he said he...
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    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Sussex Shrimper

    E-mail sent to club

    Just a quick note to let people know that I've sent the follwing e-mail to the club: I'm sure the club are busy and I'm not expecting an instant reply, but hopefully this will produce an undertaking that any scummers in our stands openly trying to wind us up will be dealt with...
  9. Bielzibubz

    Leeds away....

    Apologies if there is another thread on this but.... Just got my ticket and the shop said with some assurance that our allocation of 1700 was virtually sold out. She had about 30 to 40 in her hand and she said that's it. If true that's astounding. 1700 to make a 500+ mile round trip is...

  10. A Topical Thought

    You have been seeing a girl for a while.She's stunningly fit and intelligent and you always enjoy her company.One sunday afternoon whilst you are lazing around,she reading the paper and you glancing at the game on the box,she suddenly out of the blue tells you that she dearly loves you but she...

  11. Chelmsford City

    Just in case anybody's remotely interested this is a report from the council meeting last night: Essex sport, and Chelmsford City Football Club in particular, will benefit from a landmark decision by the Chelmsford Borough Council’s Planning Committee to approve the development of Melbourne...
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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