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  1. Monarch Airline.

    Last year our flight was delayed for 27 hours! Monarch tried the usual story and being fair to them they batted our complaint time and time again,yesterday they sent me a nice little cheque for £1,146 ! Don't let the airlines fob you off fellow Shrimpers,never give in !
  2. amsemp

    Question Your dream job?

    If you could do any job in the world, what would it be/have been and why? There's two things I've always wanted to do. The first would be a football scout/youth team coach, as I think the satisfaction of spotting a talented 8 or 9 year old that no ones ever heard of, signing him up, seeing him...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Fly be

    Never used this airline and after today's news never will after their pilot lost his false arm on final approach!
  4. Crawliano

    Heat 5 - "Buddy Holly" - Weezer v "Toxic" - Britney Spears

    10. Clinton Baptiste- 'Buddy Holly'- Weezer v 7 - Rusty Shackleford - "Toxic" - Britney Spears The Fonz v Britney in near nakedness and airline outfit probably off her face on meth.
    • Crawliano
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    • airline buddy holly outfit rate toxic weezer
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Winkle

    Plane Crazy!

    After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Kent Shrimper

    Southend Airport & Aer Arann

    http://www.stockmarketwire.com/display/?id=3974637&sectionId=standardNews Transport and logistics group Stobart has reached a conditional five-year operating agreement with Aer Arann at London Southend Airport. The Irish airline will start flights in March next year, with volumes expected to...
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  7. Cricko

    Kulula Airline

    Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Hotman

    the internet, as seen in 1995

    Visionaries see a future of telecommuting workers, interactive libraries and multimedia classrooms. They speak of electronic town meetings and virtual communities. Commerce and business will shift from offices and malls to networks and modems. And the freedom of digital networks will make...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. steveo

    BA Again

    Will strike before the end of March. They lost £50 million in the last quarter and need to cut costs. Cant the Union see this? This from BBC website: Promotion on merit? Blimey what a liberty. Anyone going away with BA this year? I booked flights to USA for October and decided to go with...
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    • Replies: 53
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. 3 biggest news items of the day?

    According to the BBC homepage at the moment the 3 most important things to have happened in the world today are: 1) Obama issues warning to bankers 2) Airline plot trio get life terms 3) Elton cannot adopt in Ukraine And people dare to suggest the BBC is dumbing down.
  11. Davros

    Should they weigh people before flying

    Now, i know we have had this discussion before, but last time.. a) We didnt do a poll b) Trueblue threatened to beat people up c) i didnt realise that when the first passenger airport opened in Croyden many years ago, they did actually weigh the passengers as well as the baggage, and if the...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Davros

    Airline applies 'Fat Tax'

    http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/2009/04/16/airline-makes-obese-pay-double-fare-91466-23403882/ Something i agree with. As i believe i have said on here before, why should 2kilo's of luggage be any different from 2 kilo's of Fat? It all costs the same in fuel!
  13. Ricey

    Amazing the Damage birds can do!!

    Ryanair 737-800 has multiple bird strikes! http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/nov/10/ryanair-airline-emergency-rome-italy
  14. seany t

    Question You can fly to America for £8 with a famous airline?!?

    There's got to be a catch? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7705169.stm Ah...
  15. Davros

    Question The Flight debate..

    Away from the issue of the credit crunch, there is another burning debate that i feel can be ignited on the SZ front... With airline charging more and more for add on's, is it about time a persons weight should be considered when booking a flight? I understand this is an area, which in todays...
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  16. Chris Morris news!

    To all the Morris fans out there... i know there are a few courtesy of PopBitch >> Brass neck << BBC say Airline Plot good, Morris bad? Chris Morris. Role model for news and comedy shows on TV. He has a brilliant new show idea. The Brass Eye provocateur has written a comedy...
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    • airline channels convict didn existed jihadi jury morris terror
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Uncle Leo

    Brand disloyalty

    Passing through Heathrow the other day, I saw a lot of adverts for that airline XL. First thought was - "That's the mob who sponsor those tossers West Ham" That then got me thinking - would I avoid putting business their way because of that? I'd certainly not be inclined to go to their website...
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    • adverts airline bra disloyalty heathrow lawn products refuse tossers
    • Replies: 53
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  18. Firestorm

    This may help answer the which airline thread

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html
  19. CC51DAS

    Low cost airlines

    Was just wondering if anyone at the club can recommend a low cost airline for a cheap holiday in April ?
  20. * ORM *

    Flight Delay Shockers

    After a fantastic week in the Algarve my flight due to leave at 9.50am yesterday finally got off the ground at 8pm :( Got home at 1am and in bed for 2 resulting in a wasted day's holiday today :( **** ! Two planes had to be flown out to take 300 plus very ****ed off passengers back. Needless...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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