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  1. Fred

    Video Editing software

    Now the footballs nearly over and I'm looking for something to cure the boredom, Mrs Fred suggested that I produce an edited version of our 2012, yes that long ago, Florida holiday videos. She bought me some software 2 years ago (Magix Movie Edit Pro 2014 Premium) to edit them with but I just...
    • Fred
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    • aeroplane cure edited ell florida foo rate
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: TechnoZone
  2. londonblue

    So Amid All the Cuts, Camerscum Gets Himself an Aeroplane

    BBC Even if those numbers are accurate (which they won't be because they will have been massaged in favour of the outcome needed) it will still take about 13 years to pay this back. Interesting that he can see the benefit in spending now to save in the future when it suits him. Nice one.
  3. londonblue

    Aeroplane Turns Back Because of Smelly Poo

    Evening Standard This seems to have passed us by!
  4. davewebbsbrain

    If you are being annoyed on a plane!

    If you sit next to someone annoying on an aeroplane: 1. Calmly pick up your laptop. 2. Turn it on. 3. Confirm the guy next to you is looking at your screen. 4. Close your eyes and face the heavens. 5. Click this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf And cross yourself…
  5. southend_shrimp

    Addiciting Game

    Its like the aeroplane game but with a human! http://www.addictinggames.com/prisonthrow.html
  6. fatshrimp

    Paper Aeroplane Game

    Can someone do me a favour and post up the link to the Aeroplane game that appeared a couple of weeks ago. I'm bored and want something to do. Cheers.
  7. Interpol Shrimper

    My Trip to Germany

    I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • aeroplane airport auntie cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. ldnfatso

    Theo's Holiday!

    By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2 I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant...
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • aeroplane airport cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Trivia

    1. A man rode into town on Friday, stayed for three days and three nights and then rode out, again on Friday. How could this be possible? 2. I am so fragile that when you say my name you break me. What am I? 3. I can run, but I can't walk. I've got a mouth, but I can't talk. I have a head...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
    • Thread
    • aeroplane cos locks lying pulled stopped town
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. southend4ever

    Friday's Joke

    Q. What is the difference between an aeroplane kit and David Beckham? A.One is a glueless kit, the other is a clueless git. Q. What have a Cartier watch and David Beckham got in common? A. Both come in a Posh Box. David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank. "I'd like to donate...
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