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C C Csiders
07-09-2007, 03:05 PM
..............that you think will be dirty cows between the sheets (or wherever the fancy takes them):

For me I reckon that:

Penny Smith;
Mariella Frostrup; and
Carol Kirkwood

would go like knives.

EastStandBlue
07-09-2007, 03:15 PM
Natasha Kaplinsky

Uncle Leo
07-09-2007, 03:17 PM
Here off of BBC Breakfast was looking like a right dirty whorebag this morning. Susannah Reid I think she's called.

Yorkshire Blue
07-09-2007, 03:20 PM
All of them. Isn't that how they got on TV in the first place?

C C Csiders
07-09-2007, 03:22 PM
Here off of BBC Breakfast was looking like a right dirty whorebag this morning. Susannah Reid I think she's called.

She'd get it first followed by Carol Kirkwood.

She looks well up for it, I bet old Bill Turnbull's knob was twitching like mad this morning.

fatshrimp
07-09-2007, 03:25 PM
She'd get it first followed by Carol Kirkwood.

She looks well up for it, I bet old Bill Turnbull's knob was twitching like mad this morning.

And the other one, Kate Silverton. She gets my vote.

Uncle Leo
07-09-2007, 03:25 PM
Carol Kirkwood.

Dave the Shrimper reckons Kirkwood looks like a tranny. Strange lad.

Matt the Shrimp
07-09-2007, 03:26 PM
She'd get it first followed by Carol Kirkwood.

She looks well up for it, I bet old Bill Turnbull's knob was twitching like mad this morning.

That is a really delightful mental image. Thank you.

:flamer:

GrimmRobes
07-09-2007, 03:26 PM
Here off of BBC Breakfast was looking like a right dirty whorebag this morning. Susannah Reid I think she's called.

Yeah, she looked great this morning - nearly choked on me Cheerios.

C C Csiders
07-09-2007, 03:27 PM
Dave the Shrimper reckons Kirkwood looks like a tranny. Strange lad.

He also fancied Leah off of Big Brother last year. And that concludes the submission for the defence m'lud.

C C Csiders
07-09-2007, 03:27 PM
Yeah, she looked great this morning - nearly choked on me Cheerios.

She can choke on my Golden Nuggets if she wants.

Matt the Shrimp
07-09-2007, 03:29 PM
Here off of BBC Breakfast was looking like a right dirty whorebag this morning. Susannah Reid I think she's called.

Oh, and Susanna Reid is mine. I spotted her more than a year ago. So ner.

clicky (http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=18837&page=3&highlight=susanna+reid)

Southminster_Shrimper
07-09-2007, 03:30 PM
Suzi Perry......lovely jubbly.

C C Csiders
07-09-2007, 03:32 PM
Here is the wunderbar Ms Reid:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41812000/jpg/_41812396_susannah_reid203.jpg

Looks like she's gagging for it, if I'm any judge.

Uncle Leo
07-09-2007, 03:32 PM
Oh, and Susanna Reid is mine. I spotted her more than a year ago. So ner.

clicky (http://www.shrimperzone.com/vb/showthread.php?t=18837&page=3&highlight=susanna+reid)

She'd never go for someone geeky enough to go finding old threads from a year ago.

Matt the Shrimp
07-09-2007, 03:32 PM
Here is the wunderbar Ms Reid:
I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago.

:finger:

Van Whale
07-09-2007, 03:32 PM
Had an arguement with the misses about Susannah Ried this morning - she said she looked frumpy! I said she looked fantastic and preceeded to watch the rest of the bulletin with my trousers round my ankles.
She is my fave.

Cockles,Shrimps&Whiteweed
07-09-2007, 03:33 PM
Becky Mantin - The weather girl. Oh my god.

Bet she is a

:angel: in front of your mates

and a

:finger: in the bedroom

Matt the Shrimp
07-09-2007, 03:33 PM
She'd never go for someone geeky enough to go finding old threads from a year ago.

Well, that rules you out, then.

:finger:

Matt the Shrimp
07-09-2007, 03:34 PM
preceeded to watch the rest of the bulletin with my trousers round my ankles.

There really is far too much information on this thread, you know...

:eek:

Van Whale
07-09-2007, 03:35 PM
i bet Victoria Hollins is also a bit of a handfull when she lets her hair down!

Southminster_Shrimper
07-09-2007, 03:37 PM
Cat Deeley anyone?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39527000/jpg/_39527843_cat270.jpg

C C Csiders
07-09-2007, 03:38 PM
Becky Mantin - The weather girl. Oh my god.

Bet she is a

:angel: in front of your mates

and a

:finger: in the bedroom

Rough. Another example of the "she's blonde and skinny so she's gorgeous" fad.

C C Csiders
07-09-2007, 03:38 PM
Cat Deeley anyone?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39527000/jpg/_39527843_cat270.jpg

I refer you to my reply on the Becky Mantin post above. Lantern jaw and teeth fit for Shergar.

EastStandBlue
07-09-2007, 03:40 PM
http://www.mymailout.net/MyMailout/Home/391/881/6873/trevor_macdonald_002.jpg

Cockles,Shrimps&Whiteweed
07-09-2007, 03:42 PM
Rough. Another example of the "she's blonde and skinny so she's gorgeous" fad.


Nah mate, usually go for the brunettes but there's something about that girl.........she's not that skinny.

Uncle Leo
07-09-2007, 03:46 PM
Well, that rules you out, then.

:finger:

It was YOU who went and found it! :thump:

Southminster_Shrimper
07-09-2007, 03:49 PM
I refer you to my reply on the Becky Mantin post above. Lantern jaw and teeth fit for Shergar.

Yeah and.....?

Is this more the style?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39529000/jpg/_39529326_ford_anna.jpg

southend_shrimp
07-09-2007, 03:59 PM
Natasha Kaplinsky

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2783/325/200/944726/seehere.blogspot.com%20cats%20%2838%29.jpg

DTS
07-09-2007, 04:04 PM
Holly Willougbhy.....I think I am in love with her.

http://img1.qq.com/sports/20060215/3189484.jpg

southend_shrimp
07-09-2007, 04:06 PM
http://www.mymailout.net/MyMailout/Home/391/881/6873/trevor_macdonald_002.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2783/325/200/911114/seehere.blogspot.com%20cats%20%2861%29.jpg

BUT STILL...

http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2783/325/200/944726/seehere.blogspot.com%20cats%20%2838%29.jpg

southend_shrimp
07-09-2007, 04:08 PM
preceeded to watch the rest of the bulletin with my trousers round my ankles.


http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/2783/325/200/779217/seehere.blogspot.com%20cats%20%2817%29.jpg

HawkwellShrimper
07-09-2007, 06:06 PM
I've always had a thing for Davina McCall I would just love to shag her silly... I can just tell she works it well aswel!

Southminster_Shrimper
07-09-2007, 06:07 PM
I've always had a thing for Davina McCall I would just love to shag her silly... I can just tell she works it well aswel!

Shag her what?

I have never heard it called that before :thump:

BrettieAngell
07-09-2007, 06:56 PM
Shag her what?

I have never heard it called that before :thump:

Really? I've definitely heard that one before!

And I concur I would rag davina!

Yellow Army
07-09-2007, 07:29 PM
can't explain this one but lorraine kelly or Fiona Phillips from GMTV

Kate Garraway is a cert and the weather girl Claire Nasir

pretty much all the Sky Sports News Girls

The Big Shrimp
08-09-2007, 01:14 AM
can't explain this one but lorraine kelly or Fiona Phillips from GMTV

Kate Garraway is a cert and the weather girl Claire Nasir

pretty much all the Sky Sports News Girls

I still love that chubber, Ms Kelly. I also love Countdown's Carol Vorderman & Ms Dench in Dic Corner. What an educated 3 some that would be!!

* ORM *
08-09-2007, 08:05 AM
Oh yeah ! Another vote for Lorraine Kelly. You can keep your stick insect, highly strung, self important 'celebrity' broadcasters. A fair coverage of meat, ample breasts and a beautifully soft 'sweaty' accent.

Smiffy
08-09-2007, 08:34 AM
Becky Mantin - ITV Weather

BrettieAngell
08-09-2007, 04:35 PM
Oh yeah ! Another vote for Lorraine Kelly. You can keep your stick insect, highly strung, self important 'celebrity' broadcasters. A fair coverage of meat, ample breasts and a beautifully soft 'sweaty' accent.

Yep I could have some fun with Lorraine!

Jonny_Stokes
08-09-2007, 11:28 PM
Fearne Cotton. All day long. And Chamberlain too - no pillow talk, just post-coital lower-division football chat.

* ORM *
09-09-2007, 08:44 AM
And Chamberlain too - no pillow talk, just post-coital lower-division football chat.

Why ? Does sloppy seconds turn you on ? :minger:

Jonny_Stokes
09-09-2007, 11:02 AM
I meant Neville.

Yellow Army
09-09-2007, 11:08 AM
wasnt just me then who likes a bit of lorraine kelly, She used to do a bit of glamour modelling in her younger days apperently

:fart:

shrimpled
09-09-2007, 11:17 AM
Fearne Cotton. Really nice person too.

Southminster_Shrimper
09-09-2007, 11:39 PM
wasnt just me then who likes a bit of lorraine kelly, She used to do a bit of glamour modelling in her younger days apperently

:fart:

Having seen those nude pics of Ms Kelly on the internet then? Oh dear....thats shocking.

MK Shrimper
10-09-2007, 01:36 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/images/programmes/real_hustle/realhustle_jess.jpg

Hello Jessica from the Real Hustle :)

Matt the Shrimp
10-09-2007, 02:00 PM
I meant Neville.

ROFLMAO.

"I have in my hand a piece of Jonny..."

:hilarious:

southend_shrimp
11-09-2007, 09:40 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/images/programmes/real_hustle/realhustle_jess.jpg

Hello Jessica from the Real Hustle :)


http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7971/poundit3rotating8qv1bsnl0.gif

londonblue
11-09-2007, 10:09 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/images/programmes/real_hustle/realhustle_jess.jpg

Hello Jessica from the Real Hustle :)

Is it me, or does that picture look like it has been seriously airbrushed?

Desert Shrimper
11-09-2007, 10:11 AM
Having seen those nude pics of Ms Kelly on the internet then? Oh dear....thats shocking.

I saw one but I thought that was supposed to be a fake/not actually her?

Very odd conversation this one.....:thump:

Desert Shrimper
11-09-2007, 10:16 AM
Is it me, or does that picture look like it has been seriously airbrushed?

Totally. Surprised they actually left her eyes in.

DTS
11-09-2007, 10:45 AM
I saw one but I thought that was supposed to be a fake/not actually her?

Very odd conversation this one.....:thump:

Send me link to my work address my son. Ben and I are keen to see them.

cockles is back
11-09-2007, 10:52 AM
carla romano

http://www.gm.tv/media/images/i/7/2004_-_Carla_Romano_-_New_1_2.04_m_.jpg

cockles is back
11-09-2007, 10:53 AM
http://www.dressedtokilt.com/img/Oct2006pictures/romano.jpg

Desert Shrimper
11-09-2007, 12:05 PM
Send me link to my work address my son. Ben and I are keen to see them.

Ok, will try and dig it out. Possibly the weirdest Jpeg of my email career. Tempted to stick it on my work account just for the kudos. Nobody ever got sacked for sharing a picture of Lorraine kelly's muff before, surely?

cockles is back
11-09-2007, 12:26 PM
i neeed to see that picture......

MK Shrimper
11-09-2007, 02:32 PM
Ok, will try and dig it out. Possibly the weirdest Jpeg of my email career. Tempted to stick it on my work account just for the kudos. Nobody ever got sacked for sharing a picture of Lorraine kelly's muff before, surely?



I did a websearch and that photo came up... Possibly a fake though....

loz
11-09-2007, 02:34 PM
err, Nigella? imagine the breakfast...

MK Shrimper
11-09-2007, 02:41 PM
Is it me, or does that picture look like it has been seriously airbrushed?


Maybe, but she's a babe and a half. :)

BrettieAngell
11-09-2007, 04:35 PM
Is it me, or does that picture look like it has been seriously airbrushed?

Probably but she is still seriously hot!